You get 1.5 million dollars BUT...
You have to let Joe Pesci suck your dick for 10 minutes.
You don't have to cum.
You don't even have to be hard.
Just let him suck for 10 minutes.
Do you go through with it?
You get 1.5 million dollars BUT... You have to let Joe Pesci suck your dick for 10 minutes. You don't have to cum.
Yes
Same
Eyes closed, sure. For that money it would be gay NOT to.
No because I cum really easily from blowjobs and if I don't last 10 minutes I don't get the money.
>I cum easily from blowjobs
I'm jelly, they're great but I can never cum
Thighjobs and pitjobs however...
If I'm fricking I can last 15-20 mins but BJs just do something else to me idk why, I've literally jerked off beforehand knowing I was gonna get a BJ and still came in like 90 seconds.
bro, same.
>if I don't last 10 minutes I don't get the money.
it doesnt say that
it says you dont have to cum, not that you cant cum
It says you have to let him suck your dick for 10 minutes I won't last that long, and it tickles if you keep going after I cum.
when you nut and joe pesci still suckin
How the frick can I learn this power?
its a result of death-grip masturbation so they require more friction
I have to concentrate quite a bit and also flex my dick to cum from a blowjob.
But titfricks? 60 seconds.
you've never taught a girl to suck your dick well
Ok, Joe for it.
I'm a homosexual white man with a small (4.2in erect) penis
Of course, I'd suck his wiener and swallow for that. I'd let him shit in my mouth.
Let me tell you about the wonders of the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.... Have you ever flown Arabian Air?
Suck a wiener is a submissive thing, i'm okay with having a man submit to me. I will ridicule as he does it.
>ooh yeah shine them shoes, joe
>oh we getting the shinebox treatment tonight
>oh this boy gonna make my balls look like fricking mirrors
>Joe Pesci bite off Anon's penis for being too disrespectful
Will he make "URRH URRH" noises like when his head got blowtorched as Harry in Home Alone 2 while sucking? This is extremely important
Hey Hey
Paid out my ass
Treat all my broads like trash
You'll catch a blast if you move too fast
does it have to he old joe pesci? or can it be young casino era
can it be 1.4 million for 20 minutes?
Go get your sucking my wiener box.
Stop trying to justify it, Macaulay
$1.5 million and a free blow job? Frick yes.
Hi Joe
Do you think this is funny?
it sounds like an serious offer to me
No, I thinks this is a binding contract between Joe Pesci and everyone who responded with a affirmative to suck our wieners in exchange for $1.5 million.
No
Yeah. Being a wageslave already feels like getting violated for far less money.
I caddied for him back in 02, good tipper. Didn't even have to do gay shit.
Yes
>lasting more than a minute if not jerking off
All lies
Anons itt are lying normalgays that deserve painful death
The possibility of eternal hell by committing a gay act is not worth any amount of money
What if I really regret it afterwards?
What if I explode in his mouth instantly?
he will never be a made man
the next 9 minutes 50 seconds is gonna be real uncomfortable then
What's the catch?
frick off joe pesci buy an ad
I'd do this just to occasionally brag Joe Pesci sucked my wiener. No one will believe me anyway.
Pitching not catching? Sure
as long as im the one who is pitching, that is a no brainer really. he can suck on it as long as he pleases, as long as every 10m+1 second is additional 1.5m
would
where's the downside
no homosexual but it would be a great conversation starter on its own let alone for a $1000x1500
>tfw Harry Lyme will never suck my wiener
I certainly do
1.5 million?
Livestream that garbage dude
im filling bro's stomach with piss
imaging peeing in his mouth but you also pass a bad kidney stone at the same time and so he gets piss, kidney stones, AND blood all dumped down his throat.
I'd do it for free
You forgot to list a negative.