You get 1 hour in the holo deck.
What are you doing?
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What are you doing?
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Sexual choice - threesome with prime Jconn and prime Hayley Williams
Non-sexually choice - either Skyrim or Mass Effect
I just started eso. Why do people hate itt so much? The gameplay is pretty fun and difference in scenery is kino compared to the other games. Cool quests too.
I don't know if people hate it or why, but I say it's boring if you've played an mmo before. It's just more of the same shit. Ever since WoW, all mmos play almost the same. Shit genre at the moment.
>Skyrim
I'm going to confirm your choice by bringing up that (modded) Skyrim VR is by and far the absolute greatest VR game across the entire library - first by merit of being an actual full game instead of just a tech demo, then by hitting every niche you could want VR for, and then going a step further with the insane flexibility offered by its massive library of mods.
I've played a lot of VR games, and nothing comes close to it. Even something as simple as hiking up a mountain and enjoying the view from the top is something magical in it. My one regret is that Skyrim is a game I already had over 1,000 hours in and never had a chance to experience Skyrim VR as something totally new. If I had, the experience could have been life-changing.
not buying your same game again for the 7th time todd. frick off
Enact a scenario in which a leather clad amazonian beauty abducts me off the street and brutally rapes me for 50 minutes
+ shes futa
+ she has twin futa sisters who want to join in
+ 10 more futa amazonian join in
Create a bunch of omega particles and turn the safety off
kill myself
Browse 05 /b/ for an hour
You could just summon a child instead
i only remember gay porn and gore on 05 /b/ (and also on most of Cinemaphile)
you weren't there stop pretending you were.
im 37 and /b/ was never good. yeah i know thats a meme but its also just true.
whats the graduation guy one and the one to the right of it?
absolute newbie detected. he created Cinemaphile
i think officially brian peppers was the first fad i saw but it was on ytmnd so i dont know if that counts
>Line Trap
Man, time really is a cruel mistress
bro what are you even talking about, her wiener grew like 3x and she's got fat breasts and a huge ass. If she came up to me and said right now I'd frick her in public with 1000 people watching.
youre a homosexual
mate
>her wiener
its the holodeck. what happens there, stays there
Too soon
This post is filthy! clean it up with Dial Soap™!
Man, that really brings back memories. Candlejack brought so much creativity t
Goddommit fronk
>I guarantee it.
I was always partial to this one.
>You can go anywhere in the world, anon. Where will you go?
>"home"
Can star trek technology scan memories? It wouldn't be too bad a choice.
tbh DEAU tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh tbh
Create for me a Spanish civil war scenario. Give me an American bomber jacket, a cowboy hat and a surplus Thompson submachine gun. Align me with Franco's forces as an American mercenary.
for me? its the 10mm thompson, 5.7×28mm mauser, and .50 1911
>.50 1911
based guncrafter industries enthusiast
>Also I want to personally shoot Ernest Hemingway in the head
30 minutes harem orgy
30 minutes cuddling with waifu
Eating a hot meal.
Reenact the plane scene from tdkr with me as bane and then literally shit myself from laughing so hard when it's my turn to say for you.
simulate school shooting scenarios where i heroically save everyone
>simulate school shooting scenarios where i heroically harm everyone
Probably walk through old aperture and the salt mines for the whole hour, always wanted to see that in reality.
Computer, recreate Michelle Wilds scene from intrigue and pleasure but remove the male talent.
Your mom
Hugging my dad.
Good man
Build a recursive miniature holodeck and turn the safeties off.
Beating tom hanks to death with a framing hammer then im going to put it in snoods butthole then once my hour is up take a big stinkie shit on the floor for the janny to clean up
Just relaxing on the beach
No distractions, no one else, just the waves and the sand and the sun
Really? not even like a beach on rigel 11 or some other fantasy shit?
NTA but ... it's a holodeck. They're already in space and have seen plenty of away missions, probably watching some crewmember get tentacle raped and then vored on an alien beach.
Beach at home with no sharks, and maybe some dolphins. I'd pick Destin, FL.
Computer, please create a smaller holodeck that I enter which is the same as the larger holodeck that I am currently in but has a different color scheme. In that holodeck create a simulation of the work I do on a daily basis where all of the crewmembers I work with have a very slightly different personality and the work is not exactly the same as we have done on the ship.
>GermanParadise3.81a now running
Create for me a highway through an idealized, more neon fantasy version of Route 66. Give me a 1950s Chevrolet convertible with necessary modern functions to play my driving playlist. Start with Ramalamadingdong by The Edsels. Put Michelle Pfeiffer circa 1980 in the front passenger seat in a jean jacket and sunglasses. Paint the car red with white accenting. Give the car black fuzzy dice hanging from the mirror.
zuzu pedals
nutting in victoria justice at least 4 times
Ride out with the boys to catch bucks who run away from the plantation and hand them over to my house Black person Tariq for breaking
Computer, create a house party simulation at maximum personnel capacity. Have my location standing in the corner of the room. None of the party goers are to talk to me directly, however they appear to talk about me in a degrading and insulting way while smirking at me, they are also going to attempt to hide their discussions but in a half-arsed way.
Music played must involve DJ Khalid or FloRida. Run simulation.
Computer, please recreate the Jedi temple after Order 66 has been initiated. Populate the temple with younglings. Give me a lightsaber and the appearance of Anakin Skywalker
Turn safety off
how much cum is cleaned up from the holodeck on the regular?
it's self-cleaning and it's all recycled for the replicators
The cum gets transported immediately directly into Troi's mouth.
>where does all the protein for the replicated steak come from?
>In 2373 USS Voyager has 148 crew members (S3E24)
>Intrepid class starships have 2 holodecks (S1E5)
>2 holodecks * 24 hours * 7 days = 336 hours of holodeck time per week
>Even if the captain and high ranking officers use an extra 40 hours, there are still 2 holodeck hours per week per crew member
>Stuck in deep space and bored - everyone uses all their holodeck time
>73 of the crew members are male (S3E16)
>73 males * 2 holodeck hours each * 60 minutes per hour = 8760 minutes of intercourse with holograms
>Median duration of intercourse is 5.4 minutes (The Journal of Sexual Medicine: A multinational population survey of intraveganal ejaculation latency time)
>Round up to 6 minutes (allowing 6 seconds for holodeck setup and 30 seconds for foreplay)
>8760 minutes / 6 minutes per ejaculation = 1460 ejaculations per week
>Average human ejaculate volume is 3.77 ml (World Health Organisation)
>1460 ejaculations * 3.77 ml = 5504 ml
5 and a half litres per week. Barely enough to keep the captain supplied with foot moisturiser.
She orders the coffee black from the replicator because she has her own supply of milk
>Computer load character models
>Render one standard sized model of William Shatner circa Wrath of Khan movie complete with spectacles and red Admiral outfit
>Render one standard sized model of Mike Stoklasa
>Computer reduce age of Mike model by 25 years
>Shave beard
>Reduce body fat by 15%
>Increase muscle mass by 25%
>Place Mike model next to the Kirk model
>Computer analysis Wrath of Khan film, note sequence of events when Dr. David Marcus
and Kirk hug and Kirk says he's proud of him as a son
>Recreate scene using Mike model in place of Dr Marcus on my command
>Computer render one Phaser Rifle 15 feet away from the scene pointing directly at my temple
>Set Phaser for 1 maximum charged shot directly at my temple after the Kirk model says "I love you" to the Mike model
>Load up "Suicide note v15" from my personal log and send to Richard Evans and Jay Baumen once sequence has concluded
>Computer play scene and disengage safety protocols
Fricking hell
Jesus what the frick my man
>Sit on floor
>"Computer, simulate love"
>computer load natalie portman model from leon the professional
>computer load moner model from dora the explorer movie
>computer disengage safety protocols
c o o m i n g
>computer, load Cinemaphile janitor model from each year between 2007-2023
>load baseball bat wraped in barbed wire and spiked brass knuckles
>disengage safety protocols
I know what I'm doing.
Make her 100 feet tall, so that you can go spelunking in her butthole
I think I'll always yearn for her. and i'll always be disappointed i didnt have her. its ridiculous.
Conga line with many, many naked ladies.
>be emperor
>Have harem
That's it
i wonder how long i could enjoy my prime jcon, noni, vjuice, taytay, kstew, etc harem before it gets groundhogday'y and i start to do weird or violent stuff to them
Same thing Barkley did, frick all the females in the crew, plus the borg queen.
The holo deck you say?
I become the Ghost of tsushima
>Computer generate a realistic version of Raven from Teen Titans
>Create beast boy and he's taken on the form of a stallion
>Both of them are so horny they can barely talk
>disengage safety protocols
>recreate may 23rd 2021 with my first, now ex gf
>replace her saying I feel nothing towards you anymore with I love you for 59 minutes
>at the last minute disengage safety protocols and kys myself
>knowing I'll probably frick it up, have Worf on call to perform the Klingon suicide ritual
homie...
Only dreams now, anon.
Jesus loves you anon
Buy yourself a new car and go on a road trip of something anon. Don't let some woman define you.
Traveling saved my life. Get a van and drive around the country. Traveler women can be some of the most down to earth chicks too if that's what you're looking for.
Set up a bed in the back get a dog and go see the mountain ranges, forests, swamps, etc. Go to New Orleans and get shithammered in public, go to concerts or just park Inna woods and go fishing or read.
>just buy a car
Very few women are capable of true love, anon and this is magnified by the level of brainwashing that the poison known as feminism has caused. Don't let one of them control your life, especially after she has completely forgotten about you and has probably monkeybranched to 3 more guys in the time since that occured.
60 foot tall Jessica Biel
We can go bigger. For me, it'd be a 500 foot tall Elisha Cuthbert circa 2004. Disengage the safety protocols.
>Computer fill the room with shit
>disengage safely protocols
>ENGAGE
50 minutes of inserting myself as Paul Atreides in DUNC and having a three some with Jessica and Chani.
A threesome with Yulia Nova and Christina Hendricks as she looked during this scene (Good Girls)
she is ugly
Computer load up celery man, please
Her
>you will never inpregnate a spoonhead
why even live?
taking a knee probably or create a gf with a black man for her
>What are you doing?
8 foot tall futa in a sundress
My homie
Or is she doing you?
Natalie portman
Shit in the corner and leave
guess it would be like my porn habbits, so...
55 minutes of searching for somethinh worthy, 5minutes wanking
I'd frick the troony version of myself.
I want to take the biggest shit that's ever been shat. I just want to open my butthole and have endless dump spill out.
>tfw some commander is tired of waiting for their turn and security-overrides your door lock and finds you nuts deep in captain janeway
>Computer use all your computational power towards making a chemical formula that will alter human biology upon ingestion that increases speed, strength, agility and intelligence by 500% holographcally display said formula in front of me.
Then I just go get a camera.
Computer, 3d screenshot
>holodeck invents skooma
>computer invent time travel
>computer solve hair loss
>im sorry dave, i cant do that
i guess id just jump from square to square avoiding touching the yellow lines. then at 30mins switch to just walking on the yellow lines and avoiding stepping in the squares.
Sucking off tall sexy big wiener shemales and I feel no shame
I'd take Hailee Steinfeld on a date somewhere nice. I'd give anything to do that
J-J-J-JE-JE-JERKIN OFF
>remove safety protocols
>repeat the W-slur over and over for 60 minutes or until I am murdered by the holodeck
Is weed legal in the 24th century?
They have space drugs.
No alcohol though. Trying to understand the rules.
I actually don't know either. Can the holodeck produce substances which actually alter your brain chemistry?
Why wouldn't it be able to?
Then that would mean it could produce poison and kill you
Safety protocols prevent that I guess, but disregarding those, it could.
I'm doing all the drugs
Nobody would smoke in the 24th century. Not even synthweed.
>You get 1 hour in the holo deck.
>What are you doing?
sex gifs
I'd sit by a river with my oneitis and let her sing to me. That's all.
Bringing my father back for an hour so I can hug him and tell him I'll always love him because I never got to hug him goodbye in the hospital
simulating AI of dead people you miss is a fast-track to insanity
>simulating AI of dead people you miss is a fast-track to insanity
Maybe so, but my mother is keeping his ashes and refuses to let me have any kind of closure.
The guys in the show who were "writing" holo deck programs were always the most pathetic. Black person you are literally just telling the computer to make it up. It's worse than ChatGPT prompt "artists".
>Computer create a luxurious spa/massage parlor with no staff
>Computer create two dozen anthro horse futas. Make them 7-8 feet tall and muscular while also femininely shaped with huge bosoms, butts, and hips. Give them 2-3 foot long horse wieners with large grapefruit sized testicles.
>Computer have them visit the massage parlor all at once as clients and make them extremely horny
>Computer assign me the role of employee
>Lock Holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols
How do you explain the aftermath to Doctor Crusher?
That's the best part
I don't
>computer, create an anthro horse futa with a 3 foot horse wiener that's also a doctor that can keep me in complete bliss without being harmed by their 3 foot horse wieners ramming balls deep into my colon and throat
go to my room and read a book
Could the holodeck without safety protocols create and detonate a hydrogen bomb?
Yes
They explode a bomb in it during the voyager hirogen 2 parter and it blasts a hole in the wall
Jordyn Jones like 4 years ago
computer, create a lifelike replica of actress Olivia Taylor Dudley, circa 2015. enlarge her to the size of a skyscraper and create a swimming pool contained in her cleavage area.
>computer, simulate a perfect POV replica sim of George Costanza in the office from Seinfeld immediately after he is mocked for eating too many shrimp
i play ricky. i come home and there is 'splaining to do
Go to the late 19th century and explore America.
I like that one.
Kick Warwick Davis about
What happens to the food you eat in there? Do you shit light beams?
Yeah but then I wouldn't get the threads of people tattooing dicks on passed out people's foreheads at parties
Computer, provide a simulation of Miles O'brien, nude and strapped to a chair with no chance of escape. Provide me with the greatest torture implements in the galaxy and through history. Remove safety protocols.
Depending where you are in TNG/DS9 canon, Miles is high-up in engineering and/or operations. Good chance either he's in charge of fixing these holosuites, or Geordi LaForge is delegating that task to him.
Miles is going to walk in on you molesting not-Miles, probably when you are wearing full leather with assless chaps and an erect wiener. Good luck living THAT down
>implying he and Bashir haven't done kinkier
>the computer just generates a copy of keiko
Talking to my deceased father.
Moner. FFAMV.
She may be my candidate for perfect woman. At least her when these pics were taken that always get posted. Was that a few years ago now? Anyway, yeah.
More like moaner amirite?
I'd travel travel far into the future
IYKYK
Listen to some drum and bass Andy C music, play with Dolls, maybe a dance party.
God of War 3.
>computer, create a holodeck where every second that passes in reality is a whole decade in that holodeck
>enjoy basically infinite holodeck time (until my brain fries from overstimulation)
Prime Daddario and prime Vayntrub in a king-size bed. Simple as.
>computer, load Christina Hendricks, Alison Brie and Kat Dennings, all at the height of their physical attractiveness, naked and covered in body oil
>make all 3 extremely sexually aroused, with that arousal directed both at myself and each other
>load large mattress
>disengage safety protocols
What are you doing with the other 58 minutes?
>computer, load 58 tablets of Viagra
>What are you doing?
Two Toy Chicas at the same time
Two Toy Chicas at the same time?
but couldnt you just make a real one in the star trekverse? no need for hologram stuff for her
>Computer, generate Genetic profile based on Zoe Saldana, Halle Berry, Ella Ballinski, and the chick that played the hot sea Na'vi in Avatar 2: The Way Of Water.
>Computer, generate climactic battle scene from the movie "Zulu", but replace all of Zulu warriors with women based on the genetic profile you have just created. Make them believe that their goal is to be impregnated by the British. Remove all British soldiers, making the warriors believe I am the entire British army. Do not generate Female Zulu Warriors below a height of 5'9". Modify genetic profile so that the warriors have an average Height of 6'0". Disengage safety protocols.
>Black person zoomer with the most trash taste in existence enters the thread
alright i think its time to be hitting the road. where do you guys want to meet up?
The thread's over. Some ethnic admixture mutt-thing fricked it up.
It's not my fault you're gay. If you would not have sex with Ella Ballinski, YOU ARE GAY. Do not pretend to be straight when you wouldn't even have sex with one of the hottest women on Earth.
>where do you guys want to meet up?
Go back to your circle-jerk discord, homosexual.
Having dinner with Troi and ejaculating into her drink/food before loading her in to the simulation.
Tremendous dicky
create a holdeck with an infinite time
woman beating simulator
Computer, create every human who ever lived divide them by race and make them fight each other
Computer disable all audio, visual, data and prompt monitoring and archiving of any and all activity inside holodeck or holodeck adjacent or related systems for the next 60 minites. Now let's get started....
>Computer, kill me. Safety off.
Computer, create a two-to-one scaled copy of Deanna Troi, including all normal life functions and otherwise identical to a normal person. Give this copy a severe lactose intolerance, and simulate her having eaten several extra large chocolate sundaes several hours prior. Create an ordinary chair, tall enough for her to be seated on, and replace the center of the seat with a face cutout fit to one Reginald Barclay. Lock Holodeck doors and disengage safety protocols.
This might sound stupid so I apologize in advance, but I’ve always wondered: at what point would a hologram be considered sentient and thus unethical to hurt it. How would we measure this and make an official declaration that it is at THIS SPECIFIC level of intelligence that the program must be given rights? I mean, if you want to get technical don’t enemies in a video game as trivial as Super Mario Bros have SOME level of intelligence? Why is it okay to repeatedly kill them. And this might sound like a stupid question, but what if I created a hologram of Natalie Portman and went straight Ted Bundy on her ass every night when I get home from work? How would that be any different than AI enemies in a video game?
Because a simulation of life isn't life. It doesn't matter if it literally acts like a human in any way, or can take us over somehow. They're not alive. Therefore they can be destroyed with no sense of remorse for them.
computer! create one olympic sized swimming pool and fill it with warm fresh vjuice. keep doors unlocked, i want the crew to see this
It involves Sandra Bollock, Shyla Stylez, a can of whipped cream, a baby pool full of olive oil and a speculum.
Crunch some Holocaust numbers.
Can't you just give yourself near infinite mental time in there and only spend 1 minute of real world time?
>You get 1 hour in the holo deck.
>What are you doing?
Barbara Eden.
>Barbara Eden.
Patrician choice
Reliving the last hour of the first date I had with my wife. We'd stayed up the whole night talking, away from everyone else at a mutual friend's party. We both had to work that day, and spent it texting each other.
She was killed by a drunk driver a year into our marriage.
Drunk driving is evil. One of my college advisors was by a drunk woman with a truck and had to deal with losing the use of her arm for a while.
>Drunk driving is evil
Shut up gay. 99% of drunk drivers make it home ok. Keep in mind, having 2 drinks qualifies you as a "drunk" driver as well.
play with fluffies for one hour
Passionate hot tub sex with my husbando.
>computer, turn off the hover hand protocols
I'm fricking a tsundere elf princess with giant breasts going through the world's fastest 4-koma domination loss arc.
>tfw understood all of those words
It's over for me isn't it?
how does domination loss relate to 4-koma formatting. gimme a qrd
Probably make all my female classmates from highschool heavily, obscenely pregnant and overdue with my children, then have them go into labor
and then watch them as they wail and struggle with the extreme pain of their contractions as it slowly dawns on them that the babies are simply too big to come out
i beg you to reconsider. ive got three monitors and used it to play about 24 videos of porn at once, and the noise, man, the noise. the stuff of nightmares
*per monitor, so 72 total
>computer, simulate an identical copy of the ship
>replace every member of the crew with every attractive girl that I have meet and known from school, work and university working as part of the enterprise, mimicking their personality and appearance
>suppress any notion of sexual harassment, physical molestation, or patriarcal abuse, public sexual modesty, and sexual shame out of their minds
>welcome the idea freely talking about sex and their sexual desires, while positively reacting to any sexual advance towards them
>save program as unlimitedhappyfrick.exe
Coom
Create waifu and "accidentally" make her sentient so they can't delete her.
>Create waifu and "accidentally" make her age too young
>What are you doing?
I play the Vulcan Love Slave holoseries.
Sex obviously, I have no time for anything else. Gotta get that threeway with celebs in
>computer, create a studio apartment in Columbus, Ohio, at the front of a larger house overlooking 13th street
>in the early hours of the morning, just before sunrise
>Give it three windows on the front exterior wall leading to a porch rooftop
>fill it with the smell of pot and perfume
>place a half dozen blankets on the roof
>fill it with 20th year old slackers and potheads
>put a beer in my hand and two more on the ledge
>and computer….
>put her next to me,
>make her just the way she was
>let her be laughing
>and disable my emotional safety protocols
>thnx for reading my blog
>smell of pot
I was with you up until here. Grow up, loser.
Not that guy, but I'm trying to become a pothead because it's healthier than drinking, but man, it is not as fun.
>Computer, create a pocket universe in space time with an extremely dilated timeframe, where seconds in this universe are years in that universe
>Computer, make a habital planet with Earth-like conditions in this universe. Quality: Edenic.
>Computer, populate this planet with various attractive humans and alien species that are compatible with human sexuality
>Computer, transport me to the surface of this planet
>Computer, disable safety protocols.
>What are you doing?
Beating the ever-living shit out of Kyung-Chul.
computer, simulate the current defeanses of israel as closely as you can, run an automatic pentest on using any tactic and weapons that a reasonably sized country or revolution can use in order to destroy israel, disable safety protocols
>defeanses
:OO is that a typo, online on an mongolian basket weaving forum??!?!?
seethe israelite
Simulating the best quick rich scheme the computer can generate.
Recording an hour of me fricking several A-list celebrities one at a time, and then leaking the footage onto porn sites.
>"barklay what are you doing in there?! open the door!"
>computer create a simulation where my orgasms last 60 minutes
>set my production of semen to 10000% above normal
>"barklay get out now!"
>grant/curse me with an infinite insatiable appetite for my own semen
>let each breath i take cause myself to orgasm
>"barklay nooo! you don't understand what youll become!"
>disengage safety protocols
>"red alert, authorization, Picard, authorization Alpha-Alpha-3-0-5!!!"
>run simulation
posting thread on Cinemaphile about what do on hoe-deck for 1 hour
>You get 1 hour in the holo deck.
Christmas Eve, 1983
theres an untold story here
Gangbang with four muscle studs with hardcore self bondage.
>t.
I would enact my serial killer fantasies.
A2M 3-way with Kate Beckinsale and her daughter.
Rape
Id load up American Airlines Flight 11 with Mark Wahlberg and stop 9/11