With his back to Charlie, he showed how he became a recluse when the world had crossed his personal line one time too many. Integrity is "eccentricity", not bs hipster posturing.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DOO
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BIG GUY FOR (You)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DAH DEE
IF (You) ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO (You) GET WHEN YOU POST ON Cinemaphile?
A PAIN IN THE ASS AND AN IQ OF THREE
WHY DON'T (You) TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK?
OR (You) COULD JUST BARE NOT TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO SHITPOSTERS
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DIE
GAY homosexual ANONS DO NOT APPLY
(You) WILL POST IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DO
>Mr. Wonka im sorry but my Grandpa Joe has been bed ridden for decades. He hasn't left the house in my entire lifetime, seeing him filled with joy made me feel so happy, I know i shouldn't have drank it but i didn't want to let my Grandpa down, also i gave that candy to Slugsworth, get fricked weirdo
>presses button under his desk >Oompa Loompa's file into the room and begin sodomizing Grandpa while Charlie watches >Slugworth wearily jerk offs in the corner
>Scratch that, shove it up your ass.
>OI MATE I'M WILLY THE NONCE I'M RATHER GAY INNIT
All of the children, including Charles, broke the non aggression principle and William Wonka had the right to murder all of them.
*kill. Murder implies it would be a crime
Here, have your stupid candy back.
>and your OTHER gobstopper
Come on, Mr. Wonka. Don't be a dick.
Gene Wilder is still the GOAT.
Previously on The Bear.
I love the way he delivers every line in this scene.
With his back to Charlie, he showed how he became a recluse when the world had crossed his personal line one time too many. Integrity is "eccentricity", not bs hipster posturing.
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DOO
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER BIG GUY FOR (You)
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DAH DEE
IF (You) ARE WISE, YOU'LL LISTEN TO ME
WHAT DO (You) GET WHEN YOU POST ON Cinemaphile?
A PAIN IN THE ASS AND AN IQ OF THREE
WHY DON'T (You) TRY SIMPLY READING A BOOK?
OR (You) COULD JUST BARE NOT TO LOOK
YOU'LL GET NO SHITPOSTERS
OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DIE
GAY homosexual ANONS DO NOT APPLY
(You) WILL POST IN HAPPINESS TOO
LIKE THE OOMPA LOOMPA DOOMPA DEE DO
DOOMPA DEE DO
SHE BROKE THE RULES
WHAT RULES?
WE DIDN'T SEE ANY RULES DID WE CHARLIE?
the only thing i'm guilty of breaking is Veruca's hymen
I want a bean feast
>he said calmly
I love that guy.
>ywn make ytps out the same movie for an entire decade for an audience of two thousand people.
>VERUCA DARLING, ANGEL, SWEETHEART
How did sweet timmy wonka end up like this?
Decades of being disappointed in humanity, plus loads of paranoia about infiltrators and moles.
>Two?
This is the most bonged Brit to ever bong
Whenever someone says they're from England on here that's who I picture in my head.
FRICK YOU israelite, I HOPE YOU GET GASSED!
DUDE CANDY LMAO
Bubble gum, and taffy. Skip to the sweetshop with my sweetheart Sandy.
Got my pennies saved cause I'm her suguh daddy
CANDY
IN THE MORNING
CANDY ON THE WAY TO SCHOOL
A sweet whimsical children's tale about a boy that's the only survivor of a maniacal child murderer
wtf how did the bear from FX's the bear time travel back to the 1970s and make a movie?!?!?
Nevermind Charlie
>the tour was lost
>the contract signed
>I wanted more
>but nevermind
>Mr. Wonka im sorry but my Grandpa Joe has been bed ridden for decades. He hasn't left the house in my entire lifetime, seeing him filled with joy made me feel so happy, I know i shouldn't have drank it but i didn't want to let my Grandpa down, also i gave that candy to Slugsworth, get fricked weirdo
>"CHAAAAAAAARLIIIIIEEEE DID YOU AND YOUR GERIATRIC homosexual GRANDPA PISS IN THE GOBLET OF FIZZY LIFTING DRINKS" Wonka asked calmly.
Timmy Wonka obviously isn't 1971-tier, but is he better, worse, or on par with Depp Wonka?
He let them lick penis-flavoured wallpaper. It's in the book. I wonder if it was censored along the rest, or if they were too moronic to know.
Oh shit, it's that new president of Argentina!
>presses button under his desk
>Oompa Loompa's file into the room and begin sodomizing Grandpa while Charlie watches
>Slugworth wearily jerk offs in the corner
FRICK YOU WONKA