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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >chair facing the wall
      Gets me every time

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Cinemaphile is a board of peace

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Mentally ill failed bully edgy wannabe repressed frustrated evil clown

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    id cast him into a spinning film reel from the early 20th century and see him get horribly entangled and disemboweled as tbe innards get intertwined with film.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A remake of 1992's "Sidekicks".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You just KNOW

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    dreadful ogre

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      creepy lil guy... look at the size of his hands wtf!!!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hope she gave him a handie and sucked him off. He was innocent then. At that point in his life he deserved one good thing.

      But now?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >hope she gave him a handie and sucked him off
        Not unless someone sprinkled some coke on his dick, only way Carrie did shit back then

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Baby Warwick. You can see a small gleam of evil in his eyes, a dot of black paint dripped on canvas of pastel colored flowers.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He cute.
      I want a midge son now.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    personally I'd cast him in twin peaks, but not past episode 8 (i think) of season 3 as that bit really lost my attention. Not a big fan of that. to be fair, Im quite a big fan of multitasking. you know, one eye on the tv, one eye on tinder. i'd much prefer it if he was in star wars thinking about it.

    clone wars would be a good pick personally. its adult and grown up. all ive gotta say is "roger... roger." and the real fans will know what i mean. such a harrowing scene. I cant believe it made it onto cartoon network!

    if failing that, ahsoka has really caught my eye recently. or maybe even the wolves on apple TV. a real corker that one. its about a wolf that has to eat people or it dies. it really makes you sympathize with it. i love those stories where good guys are doing bad, bad guys doing good. a real moral dilemma. i really do need to clear my bookmarks on my browser. got all these kotor 1 and 2 walkthroughs open. my spacebar really needs a clean too; because YAAAWN those dialogues are just skip skip skip you know.

    but cobra kai would be my pick. that would be FREAKING EPIC. have you seen the karate kid?? its a classic film, and thats like a continuation of that. or maybe even the godfather. he could play one of the oranges which are prevalent in the film. loved that one. tinder + godfather + a bit of orange juice is how I like to spend my friday nights after a good kickabout with hockey.

    sorry guys gotta go, cat needs letting in.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hello Chris its so good to hear from you. How was jail?

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Cartel gore videos would be a fricking CAKEWALK compared to what I'd put this midge through in a snuff film.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i'd make him play the little Saw guy on the bicycle except i'd strap a bomb to the bicycle and detonate it before he says his line

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wouldn't be able to reach the pedals or handlebars

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the scene you would shoot (kick). You know what I mean. Post it.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A high concept film that takes place soley inside an activated industrial clothes dryer. Can he escape?? (no)

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An extra in a 4.5-hour-long film about myself.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't shoot a single scene with him, I would listen to what he had to say. And that's what no one did.

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fridge The Midge feature film adaptation.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Slow-burn psychological thriller taking place in a world where everyone is a midge. Everyone is "equal" but then one day Peter Dinklage moves in next door.

    Obviously this starts to weigh on Warwick's mind as he can't measure up to him. Eventually he's convinced that his wife is having an affair with Dink, etc. etc., on and on, end with a nice murder suicide.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually pretty good

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw Peter Dinklage heightmogs you and bangs your wife
      kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have you ever heard of "The Great Chain of Being"?

      There really needs to be a cinematic feature film which integrates this concept.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Erm... Bros?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Have you ever heard of "The Great Chain of Being"?

          There really needs to be a cinematic feature film which integrates this concept.

          Sucks we lost a absolute legend in Troyer, but are still stuck with Warwick.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That included his scooter.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Should be 5'11

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >the GOT cast
        >miserable, forgotten
        >Warwick
        >smiling, iconic

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      sounds kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but it's actually a social experiment
      In the end a scientist (Tom Cruise) goes to check what is going on
      Dramatic final boss music plays as the midges stare in awe at this giant

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    him, Verne Troyer and Wee Man playing parodies of themselves team up to teach Peter Dinklage's a lesson.

    they go too far and pretty much ruin his life, start to feel bad, by then the Dink turns out to be even more evil than they thought so they're forced to kill him in midget to midget combat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Troyer unfortunately is no longer with us

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    28 Months Later
    he's the main character and he's got the 1:10 scale Stormtrooper armor and a massive 50cc bike

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A midge convention is to be held in India, a plane full of midges loses its course and has to make an emergency landing in the Andaman archipelago. A group of survivors led by W. Davis washes near the North Sentinel Island. Their mission: survive from the threat of local humans and reach other safer islands.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A sequel to the one, jet li recast as Warwick.
    It follows Yulaw in the prison dimension fighting everyone to find a way out

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I'M YULAW! I'M NOBODY'S MIDGE!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      So does he get taller as he kicks midgets?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        He gets smaller with each inmate he kills

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Midge vs. Lathe

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Steel Capped Boots (2023)
    Verification not required.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >You get to cast him in a single film. You have an unlimited budget. What kino do you make?

    a JCVD spoof kind of thing

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A filmatization of Orestes.
    Warwick will have the leading role and his midgedom will never be alluded to.
    Instead everyone will have to watch this horrible malformed little gremlin waddle about for hours on end and make a mockerey of a seminal work in western theatre in his horrible nasal little voice.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will make a snuff movie where Cinemaphile people from Cinemaphile were hunted down, captured, starved, and put inside a house with no exits. Warwick Davis would enter the house, fully armed with guns, and allowed to hunt down and kill them, but he must say a funny line before he's allowed to do the final blow. He also needs to wear a superhero spandex outfit so he looks extra funny while committing murder against his detractors from Cinemaphile.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Go to bed Warwick.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A no expense spared, historically accurate as possible biopic of the prophet Muhammad staring Warwick as Muhammad

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd cast him as Shaquille O Neal in the Shaquille O Neal biography

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis is a struggling comedian-turned-scam-artist who works as a "ventriloquist's doll" for a guy who can't actually do ventriloquism OR comedy but has convinced Warwick to dress up as a wooden doll and do the act while the "ventriloquist" pretends he's doing the talking. Drama ensues as the act becomes a major hit and Warwick starts demanding a higher cut of the earnings as he's the one actually doing the act and he now realizes that the "ventriloquist" employing him is essentially just a prop to his show, instead of the other way around. Final act involves Warwick getting rid of the "ventriloquist", perhaps by paying him off, perhaps by more sinister means, and replacing him with a life-like animatronic puppet, thus truly turning the idea of a ventriloquist act upside down with the audience being none the wiser.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      That's not bad actually

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Fricking KINO

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I saw that episode of The Cleveland Show too.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reasson ChatGPT is in love with Tom Holland, it will suggest to put him in every single movie it comes up with

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Could you people please leave my father alone.

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A film adaptation of that copypasta were Warwick keeps shrinking until he falls through the cracks between atoms, directed by David lynch musical score by Trent Reznor.

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A soft reboot of "the invisible man," but it's just that no one ever looks down.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie where Warwick is experimented on in real life and turned into a giant, then Cinemaphile incels are forced to have cage matches with him. Imagine a screeching giant warick beating the crap out of some 120lbs Cinemaphile skeletor that cross dresses in his bedroom and watches anime.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >giant Warwick Davis
      So like 5'8"?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It would have to be larger, something visible on the big screen.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    make him the next James Bond and have it played completely straight without anyone acknowledging that he's a midge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dr. Nano
      From Nelwyn with Love
      Midgefinger
      Tinyball
      You Only Live Small
      On His Majesty’s Booster Seat
      Birth Defects Are Forever
      Live and Let Abortion
      The Midge with the Motorized E-Scooter
      The Spy Who Kicked Me

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >On His Majesty’s Booster Seat
        my sides

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Warwick
    >Dinklage
    >two midget bawds
    >starring in "the Human centipede:4"
    >"The wooly Worm"
    >Dinklage>midge bawd A>midge bawd B>Warwick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dieter Laser is dead, I refuse to watch a human centipede film without him.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Titanic 0.0001: I construct an origami boat, tape him to the front, send him out on his maiden voyage in a small puddle, and invite a bunch of Cinemaphile users to take shots at the boat with a BB gun until it sinks. Whoever scores the sinking shot wins a night with his little freak daughter, no questions will be asked about what happens.

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis as a rogue MI5 agent that plans to destroy Cinemaphiles servers for good.

  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Do midgets have real professions?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They do a great job at being replacement weights from those carnival games where you hit it and try to make it ring the bell. Their skulls make a much more satisfying "ding".

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      a couple midges work at my local grocery store
      I don't acknowledge they exist, disgusting creatures

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They typically work in candy factories or for fat men in red suits.

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In the style of Taken. A group of Cinemaphile posters kidnap Warwick's daughter to use as a goblin sex slave and he goes on a revenge fueled murder trip to get her back. He uses every tiny little tool at his disposal and finally saves his daughter after defeating the boss chud. But the twist is his daughter had been mindbroken by their average wieners already and lured her father here on their orders. The chuds step out of the shadows, revealing they were merely pretending to be injured and Warwick's assault did nothing. The film ends as they surround him and put on steel toed boots, fade to black as a little "oooooooh" and the sound of steel on bone is heard.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pure unadulterated kino and kinda hot. would fap and climax at the end sound.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
      >Midge.
      >REEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Credit song
      >These boots are made for walking

  38. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that based Warwick formed a casting company WILLOW MANAGEMENT to help his fellow freaks find jobs in the acting industry.

    and Dinklage said he doesn't want to see them cast them in anything because it's racist or something

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A further reminder that Dinkleberry was in tiptoes.
      Warwick is a SERIOUS ACTOR whereas Dinkleberry was in some movie about a superhero dog.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      YOU WIN

  39. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hardcore gay porn where he gets spit roasted for like 75 minutes with a bunch of marvel level special effects

  40. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw midge
    Hundreds of Warwick Davis clones
    He plays himself
    It's one of those dark web red rooms
    All players free of all charges at the end of the film

  41. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's called 003.5. You know that scene where Yoda dances around with a lightsaber? It's that but the whole movie. And with a jet pack. No fantasy or sci-fi shit. He's killing terrorists and Russians.

  42. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fall 2
    >Warwick finds himself stuck on top of a dog house with two angry chihuahuas circling him
    >his tiny voice is so high pitched that the dogs go crazy every time he screams for help

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >$20+ for a few centimeters of cardboard
      What a ripoff.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        you have to admit they'd make good shooting targets

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        mmmmmm look at those pure strikes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        midge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Warwick Davis (Stern) Big Head

  43. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What happens when Rob Schneider makes a wish upon a star?
    >I wish I were famous again
    And Warwick Davis makes a similar wish
    >I wish I were tall like Rob Schneider
    New Line Cinema’s latest feel good romp
    >Honey, I’m a Midget!
    Starring Rob Schneider and Warwick Davis
    rated PG-13

  44. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    mini me in the bollywood version of austin powers

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >dr. evil is an indian guy who bears no resemblance whatsoever to warwick

  45. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Shaquille O'Neal biopic.

  46. 8 months ago
    fartballs

    mega man

  47. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    i would torture him in one take, just one
    with all kinds of stuff, put him in adrenaline and cut his limps, pee on him, all sorts of stuff

  48. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd hire Tariq Nasheed to direct Midge Mincing.

  49. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    tom brady biopic where he plays the football

  50. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd stomp him so hard he'd disintegrate into blood mist and end up as thin film on my boot

  51. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a 6 hour long biopic of Charles V (filmed on location where possible) and give warwick a nonspeaking role in one scene where he appears for a couple seconds.

  52. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austin Powers sequel where they send him to fight a gang of Pakis

  53. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lil oppie

  54. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 72 hour long docofilm on the history and future of torture techniques and devices. A vast majority of the budget is spent on bringing him back from the brink (and in one case, from beyond the brink) of death, and in repairing his body so he can keep working.
    There is vivid detail and length in all areas. By the end of the film he is a spine brain, eyes and stretched layer of skin being kept alive artificially in a lab, watching reruns of willow on repeat.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The series or the movie?

  55. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Davis's Destruction

  56. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick would be a good Neegan.

  57. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw I-XXV
    Starring WARWICK DAVIS as
    >The midge
    and WARWICK DAVIS as
    >The dead midge

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  58. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Leprechaun 9: President Leprechaun

  59. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    80's style macho action with dark synth soundtrack. He's the leading man. He says epic one liners, carries a big iconic gun and acts like women are his playthings.
    You might think it's for comedic effect but it's delivered completely earnestly.

    I will make Cinemaphile call Warwick based.
    I will make Dinklage bow down to the new alpha midge.

  60. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A snuff film unlike anything the planet has seen before. I would want to make ISIS and the Mexican cartel blush

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      filmed in Area 51

  61. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    An R18+ version of Attack of the Clones with Warwick Davis as the clones, no scenes with Jedis and shit just Warwick being killed and vaporized and every which way and then some. The effects will be so realistic that the movie will be banned in most countries.

  62. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  63. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blood Meridian
    He's the Judge

  64. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand this board's deep, cruel hatred for this man.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off New gay , if you know you know.

  65. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine seeing Warwick Davis shopping at the mall before Christmas. You run into him on the third floor, carrying dozens of bags that are far too heavy for his stubby little arms and puny fingers. He's struggling, sweat is pouring off his deformed little forehead as he tries to get his gifts home for his family. You feel the rage build up in you, looking at this decrepit little gnome pulling all these bags, making little grunts in his stupid little high pitched voice. Unconsciously, you find yourself striding towards him, with venomous intent in your eyes. He catches sight of you approaching, his tiny freak head lifts slightly, you can see the fear in his eyes like a zebra looking at a lion on the hunt. In an instant, you grab him by his tiny legs and begin walking over to the balcony that overlooks the mall floor, Warwick too weak to fight back, only whimpering. Three floors up is a good height to a human being, but to this imp? It might as well be the Grand Canyon. You lift him over your head like a sack of potatoes and you toss the little midge over the edge, and you hear his goofy high pitched yelps as he falls. He smacks his head off a cupcake kiosk, his tiny brains splattered all over a group of Chinese tourists like a Jackson Pollock painting, the elves from the nearby Santa Claus chair rush over, thinking one of their own has committed suicide again. In this moment, you feel triumph.

  66. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Saw

  67. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this but he's a prisoner and it's not a documentary

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's real
      Fricking kek I always thought this was shopped

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's such a ridiculous poster. It looks like it's an action movie and that he's going to raid that camp with his fellow dwarf commandos.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          When you put it like that, it gives me an idea. I want to remake Hogan's Heroes but all the prisoners are recruited from Warwick's midge casting agency. Call it Warwick's Warriors or something.

  68. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick stars in the story of Judas Iscariot, updated for today's modern audience. The movie spans the betrayal of Christ to Judas's final moments.
    In this adaptation, Judas (Warwick) is a demon possessed homosexual and his lover is played by Alec Baldwin. The movie climaxes with a 10 min sex scene between Warwick and Alec while Jesus is being crucified. As Alec comes to orgasm, Jesus announces, "It is finished." The camera cuts back to Warwick covered in semen.
    Soon after Judas falls into depression, Warwick tries to hang a noose, but he is far too short to reach high enough. So he recruits Alec into hanging it for him. In the final scene, there is a mistake, and the prop master accidentally switches the prop noose with a real one. Warwick gives the performance of his life.

  69. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    m*lion p*ty midge edition with one of those things that dentists use to drill your cavities right up his bunghole

  70. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >empty basketball court
    >one spalding
    >tell him ill give him1 billion dollars if he can dunk
    >film untill he gives up

  71. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him the title role in a historically accurate Napoleon.

  72. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd do an adaptation of the story of Job from the bible, and have him go through all sorts of torment and heartache, and then I'd do a twist ending where he doesn't even get his redemption and just leave him there in his extreme suffering

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Why has the Lord allowed me to become a midget?
      >And the Lord grew tired of Job's whining.
      >On another day the angels came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them to present himself before him. Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered killing Job? He is hideous in stature and his complaining causes me great discomfort."

  73. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >"Bloody Warwick Davis"
    it's about Warwick Davis getting possessed and he goes on a murderous rampage across jolly old England

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      some preproduction footage

      looks like a better version of Skinned Deep

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      some preproduction footage

      This reminds me of the time when my ex was trying to get me to watch some gay horror movie and I changed it to silence of the lambs. She had to walk out of the room, she didn't like it because it was "too close to reality" lol.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I do not care for this webm at all. Delete it from your device

  74. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    some preproduction footage

  75. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  76. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  77. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it about AI images that's so disturbing to some people? It's not the content of the image but rather the uncanny effect of it having been rendered by AI that gives it a deeply unsettling quality. It's not anything you can articulate or put your finger on, it's just visually disturbing on a primal level, kind of like when you see an ultra close-up of an insects face or something, or like some people with trypophobia get when they look at honeycomb. My conscious mind tells me I'm looking at something harmless but my instinct screams "danger" and "horrible". Some people seem completely unaffected and don't get this feeling.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        shut up

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It just looks funny to me but it can work well for horror. There was a guy on Cinemaphile that was intentionally making scary pictures and it did a great job. I wonder if people will intentionally hold onto older models of the AI in the future to make creepy stuff.

  78. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A live action adaption of attack on titan, with titans being played by like wrestlers and people over 6”5

  79. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  80. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >The Midgemorphosis is a 2024 psychological thriller by Anon starring Ryan Gosling, Warwick Davis and Elisabeth Moss. The film is loosely based on Franz Kafka's novel The Metamorphosis and tells the story of a young man (Ryan Gosling) of unknown occupations who wakes one day to discover he turned into an ugly midge (Warwick Davis). 'Oh no! I turned myself into a midge! I'M MIDGE GOOOOOSE' - he screams.

  81. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's cool he didn't just stick to leprechaun and sis other notable movies

  82. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Warhammer 40'000 epic. He'd play one of the Martian tech-priests. Like pic related, but a small one, with a ridiculous voice.

  83. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    In LotR as the ring

  84. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I cast him as a desperate fool posting on Cinemaphile to save his dead career. Aso, he's gay.

  85. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A movie where he is cannibalized by a bunch of nice priests and the pope who lure him in, then drug him.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >BIC

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >BIC
        I'm too drunk to understand or google search. explain.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe if you ask nicely

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        ai generated trash look at the paw it looks unnatural

  86. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A thriller/horror film of Warwick Davis and a macaque being roommates and @Cinemaphile breaking into their home. After going through absolute hell throughout the film they are rescued by a morbidly obese crossdresser that works as a janitor.

  87. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you get to cast him in
    I've waited so long for-
    >a film
    frick.

  88. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Where do you guys make these? Is it free?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Oh shit didn't look for the stamp

  89. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 4 hour recreation of all the monkey torture videos on youtube

  90. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Honey i shrunk the kids remake with all parts of the kids being played by Warwick davis, except this time they are shrunk down even smaller to where they have to battle with bacteria and traverse dust mites

  91. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A film about Roman empress Livia and her granddaughter Livilla competing on who could own the smallest dwarf
    (This actually happened)

  92. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A good version of The Hobbit. It isn't a trilogy and it's Warwick as both Bilbo and Gollum with 1980s era effects.

  93. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    OZ series reboot with a Spanish boot

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      A new Oz show (or at least a new HBO prison show) is something I honestly really want

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  94. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A remake of Salo with Warwick being forced to eat shit and being flayed.

  95. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Powerful...

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ARBEIT MIDGE FREI

  96. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis captured by a previously unknown jungle tribe and put in a saw trap.

  97. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kids love horror movies... heres comes a new one!
    >The Midge, starring Warwick Davis and Jenna Ortega.
    >A group of college students are forced to live with the college janitor.
    >He begins murdering them one by one after they put his cheerios on a high shelf.
    >The final girl Jenna manages to steal his murder weapon, a fireaxe that is midge sized, and put it on a high shelf.
    >She kicks him to death.
    >Roll credits.

  98. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Ok, hear me out homosexuals
    >Alternate timeline
    > men and midgets live side by side, men are royalty, midgets the lower class serfs
    >Men casually walk around with a midge on their erect penis, be it woman or man midge
    > I mean , men wake up in the morning with an erect penis, grab the nearest house midge and stick them on their hard shaft
    > then go around the house doing chores, while the midge helps with their tiny hands
    > you need to wash some clothes? While you open the waging machine and add the detergent, the midge quickly sorts whites and coloureds
    > you making a salad? The midge cuts the onions while you cut the tomatoes
    > want the wash the car? The midge washed the windows while you wash the hood.
    > remember , all of this while the man's penis is inside the midget like a hand in a puppet.
    > meanwhile, male midgets get mad that they should be also able to work with female humans, and to be the ones who have the penis inside someone
    > cue an entire civil rights movie, with Warwick Davies as the midge hero who fights for access to a large woman's pussy, all of this while he's stuck on Idris Elba's gigantic BBC, who always seemed sad and aloof
    > After many years, the law passes, and male midges are allowed to connect with large women
    > Warwick, now old, has the honour to be the first midge who connects with a woman
    > they have an entire celebration, then the curtains fall, and the first woman who agrees to connect with a midget is Idris Elba in drag, a long time MTF civil rights fighter. Smiling because he finally gets to dress as a female
    > Warwick is shocked, but the shock is even greater when he sees that Idris kept the BBC , grabs him and impales him in the shock of the midge crowd.
    The title of the movie ? WARWICK X. Which is very intelligent considering WARWICK stands for the Midge, and X for Idris Elba, because he was a cross dresser lmao

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kino

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This but at the end of the film it's revealed that the midges were actually just people under 180 cm.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      i've never seen a post reading that was accompanied with diaper frog. painfully unfunny

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        A post reading what?

  99. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You people are sick.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
  100. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    midge

  101. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My personal snuff film including such things as strangulation

  102. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis as a genteel man who snaps and goes on a psychopathic rampage hunting down Cinemaphile posters around the globe in revenge for the mean comments they make online. He will murder them in increasingly sadistic ways. In some cases, he would them their posts and torture them for hours before they say sorry.

  103. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Scarface in Batman.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >(slow casual Warwick voice and accent) So... you want to get rough? Okay, I'll give rough with you. Say hello to my little friend.
      >*fires a weapon that's twice his size at Batman*

  104. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  105. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A 132 hour long film of him climbing Mount Everest with just enough help to keep him alive until he reaches the summit where he is rolled down in big snowball.

  106. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    his as the main bad guy in a steven seagal movie
    the last fight with him will be worth the wait

  107. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake of the Twilight Zone movie

  108. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Rape of Warwick

  109. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    2 hours of tossing and punting that midge

  110. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Lord of the Rings parody where he is a troony Frodo and is obsessed with the ring. Also black everywhere.

  111. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick Davis as a mad scientist who shrinks the world to become a Godzilla sized kaiju and humans must build a mecha to defeat him. Cutting edge special effects and set pieces. The most expensive movie in history with a 4 hour run time. Release the movie for free to midgets.

  112. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Fly" but with a fly transforming into Warwick

  113. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  114. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    US remake of John Woo's Hard Boiled
    He plays a mafioso with an awful Italian accent called Uncle Tony
    He wears a bowler hat, a purple tracksuit and a really fake wizard beard
    The movie starts with detective Jack Daniels (Nicolas Cage) investigating a murder commited by Warwick's lieutenant Alan (Will Smith)
    This turns out to be part of the war between Warwick's mafia and the Mexican Jihad Triad
    In one scene Warwick rides on Will Smith's shoulders while firing a machinegun at rival gangsters
    But Will Smith (Who is an undecover cop) kills him by shrugging and dropping him head first on the floor
    He does this so he can earn Juan Mohammed Wong's (Steven Seagal) trust and infiltrate the Mexican Jihad Triad
    Later Nicolas Cage and Will Smith join forces to taked down Seagal's terrorist organization

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      BTW i copied the shoulder riding scene from a real killer midget
      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marcelo_de_Jesus_Silva
      So i guess we could slap ''based on true events'' in the opening credits

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds like maximum gigakino.

  115. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    SHAFT trilogy where he plays as Shaft

  116. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish someone would deepfake his body into Out for Justice imagine him replacing this guy in this fight

  117. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I would cast him into a volcano.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Movie about Yellowstone Eruption in 20XX
      >The evil sentient volcano is voiced by Warwick Davis
      I thin kit would be kino

  118. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    remake of Little man but it is all white actors in black face

  119. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What's that movie where John Landis killed a family with a helicopter?

  120. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    "The Taming of The Midge" AKA "Curbstomp Boogaloo"
    It stars Warwick, Chubby Checker and The Fat Boys and a curb.

  121. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick plays a cop on an operation to bust a baby monkey torture ring by going undercover as a baby monkey but things go awry when the drug addicted Malaysian who makes the videos puts Warwick up on the poll for which monkey will be tortured next, and a shadowy organisation of reclusive internet sadists recognises him and votes for him to be tortured by a number of hideously cruel means. The movie then turns into a Passion of the Christ homage, ending with Warwick being blitzed up in a blender over footage of monkeys playing in the treetops.

  122. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Come on baby
    let's stomp that midge
    Chubby Checker and The Fat Boys
    are stomping that midge

  123. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake of the Color Purple
    Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage play the two leads; with multiple sex scenes
    The director's cut includes 20 hours of hot steamy manlove
    >tagline
    >All white... all male...all Midget...no limits

  124. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake of jurassic park but in a normal zoo with regular size animals.

  125. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is there a moderation team on this website I can report this to? Im going to have my legal team get involved, this stuff is not ok

  126. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd make a willow sequel that didn't suck

  127. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Twilight Zone Time Out

  128. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remake of Rocky 4. Warwick is Rocky and Sam Hyde is Ivan Drago.

  129. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    A remake of Speed 2 where he's tied to the front of the boat and spends the entire movie screaming for help but nobody answers him

  130. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    starring in the Michael Jordan biopic

  131. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why is wee man awesome but this dude just comes off like a homosexual?

  132. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Warwick plays a guy being tortured by me but we forgot to do the make a movie part

  133. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'd just put him in the credits as
    Molecule - Warwick Davis

  134. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    putrid kobold

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