You get to spend $50,000 to spend on getting created official animation of any existing property you want, what would it be, who with and how many seconds of animation do you think you'd get for that price?
You get to spend $50,000 to spend on getting created official animation of any existing property you want, what would it be, who with and how many sec...
I like the song, but I think the Gorillaz did it better. Animation is not cheap.
I remember jamming out to this song a lot back in 2001, then the towers fell.
This post is a time capsule.
The first Gorillaz album and its associated music videos/promos is one of those things that's a perfect time capsule into 1999 - 2001, pre-9/11. There was this kind of experimental weird culture starting to bubble up around then that just got killed in its crib when 9/11 happened. I feel like the 00s would have been a dramatically different decade culturally and built upon that stuff had it not happened.
I also missed that time period for it's music in particular.
>Back when Noodle was cute and didn't hit the wall
The Wall, thats a myth.
Really, anon ?
Is it ?
She looks fine. I do prefer the older ones but I do not mind the new one.
Kinda reminds me of Gum from Jet Set Radio.
>Kinda reminds me of Gum from Jet Set Radio.
I do believe you're thinking of a Noodle from several Phase ago
Perhaps.
I wonder how Gum is handling 2024. I wonder if that officer is still chasing her.
>She looks fine
hello beef
you mean when she stopped being a kid and became an actual adult? you dirty nonce.
>When the walls fell
know that feel bro
Sovl
How much did this vid cost? Had to be at least 70k and there is less animation in it than the Verbalase vid.
The animation was probably cheap as frick, there's not much and this was still in the era where traditional animators grew on trees. Most of the budget would have gone into editing the live action shots because digital tools were both relatively new and could do a lot of what was achieved in that video at the time, as well as utilizing a high-end film camera to capture the live action shots in the first place.
>and could do a lot of what was achieved in that video at the time
and couldn't* do a lot of what was achieved in that video at the time
Jackie lynn thomas, 4 minutes 20 seconds
Do I even need $50,000? I do want a crossover episode like Rick and the Fire King from adventure time. The synopsis is that he needs help creating temporary portal fluid, but he will not negotiate with a (former) fascist that he mentored unless Keith David is a mediator
This guy is gonna kill himself isn’t he?
Why would he? The only reason it wasn't released was because it wasn't on-brand. He made the thing originally intending for it to go out.
What? People don't normally kill themselves over $50k, I mean that's alot but not a solid excuse for suicide.
Unless he's dealing with some IRL personal stuff we don't know about. But most likely not.
Bro, I'm racked up debt like crazy the past 10 years. I'm still not offing myself.
Thief and the Cobbler. I commission myself as a background character but otherwise it's just a completed Recobbled Cut.
Literally all of that would go to animating your OC in because it's gotta be by hand and match the rest of the film exactly.
Foreplay between Niko and Alula in the library
> but that’s Cinemaphile
Don’t care
Get off Cinemaphile xenometer
basado capitan
I'm gonna make a crossover between dead space murder drones and cyberpunk with the crackship I had
An ending for Wonder Egg that wraps up everything in 5 minutes.
If limited just to Cinemaphile, then a followup to "Things Change" where Terra says feigning amnesia was just a prank and she rejoins the team
Wonder Egg was amazing for one episode, great for 3, decent for the rest, and I never watched the last episode
>I never watched the last episode
Best that you keep it that way
50k is enough money for a way above average animation of 5 minutes each of RRB vs PPG and the Speed Demon episode. Those 2 episodes always stuck out to me as having bad rushed endings. With 50k the animation would be wayyyy smoother with way better choreography.
This dude could have paid a hooker 5k to dress up and do this
More like 10 hooked for the whole cast
3 minute finale to Matchattea’s Watterson only fans animations where Gumball fricks his mom on camera.
Almost the same thing but me and X Men Evo Rogue.
A gentleman of good taste.
But I would apply Kity Pride as well.
Hmm...maybe. if there was a 3some option id rather add Boom Boom
>You'll never be a nulfication themed mutant that all the mutant cuties garvitate towards like in those two games.
how was this even leaked?
No idea, all we know is that he spent the 50k on it in 2021. I saw someone on YT say he himself posted the link but I don't know if it's true
I would never spend 50k on animation of any kind
Like if you weren't some eccentric billionaire who makes like $10m a second like that Arab does or whatever it is you wouldn't go to Japan and pay a proper studio to do a proper animation of your degenerate desires and either release it for free or horde it yourself. I fricking would. I'd also make sure it was uncensored.
Tak but I get to do the model sheets first. I want a solid 5 minutes of good old fashioned, passionate, nasty, sloppy hate sex. All while Gaz watches in the corner.
This but Zim and Gaz with Dib watching in the corner crying like the b***h he is
Can't think of what i would want because every animated adaptation of a comic i like has been bad but whatever i picked i would have animated like inferno cop to stretch the budget as far as possible
I want an Astro City cartoon done by the guys who did the DCAU. By my napkin math, they should be able to do about half an episode, so cut the B-Plot entirely. I'd probably go with animating the story where I thug discovers Jack-in-the-Box's identity.
I'd create a new Minerva Mink short with Minerva Mink falling in love with me, the teasing seductive but not outright porn would fit in with the tone of the older shorts.
Love Minerva
Me fellow Minervabros.
Do it. What's stopping you?
> You get to spend $50,000 to spend on getting created official animation of any existing property you want
> existing property
Why would i pick an existing property? If i am dropping 50k for a animator im going to make them work.
> what would it be, who with and how many seconds of animation do you think you'd get for that price?
Channel tans starring the first 3 and i would probably get a solid minute and a half.
Animators (actually good ones, not outsourced poos) will charge you way more than 50k for some original animation work
well my thread starting fandrea, i'd ask for a music video of me waking up as andrea davenport and getting in trouble being a bad b***h, to the tune of kill v maim by grimes
The video’s been claimed by YouTube. Is there a reupload somewhere?
here you go
a comic would've been cheaper.
This man is a fricking genius:
>Pay $50,000 for the cringiest fricking animation imaginable
>Put it up on Youtube for everyone to see and monotize the video
>"Hey, bro, did you see how fricking cringe this shit on youtube is? Let's watch it and give him ad revenue!"
This shit is gonna pay for itself. It's like Onlyfans, except you actually make your money back, rather than putting it into the pockets of some thot.
Bro, it's not 2011 anymore, 1 view doesn't equal 1 dollar, The closest comparison I can get is when the Monkey Wrench guy said that he got 400 bucks from a video that got 200k views, and in a podcast back when the Super Best Friends were a thing Matt said they made 300 bucks per video if they were lucky.
There's a reason everyone does those trite video-essays. It's because you make BANK on long-ass videos with ad breaks. Turkey Tom makes several hundred grand a month on his boring ass ED/KF reads that last an hour and get three million views.
General rule is 100k view roughly equals 50$ to 100$, 1 mil view being a 500$ to 1000$.
He'd have to get somewhere around 50 to 100 million view minimum to break even which is unrealistic.
Even if it was on his channel, how much do you think people make from ad revenue?
How many use adblocker?
But it's not just views on that one video. Nobody gave a shit about this guy beforehand. People don't go to someones channel and watch just 1 video. They usually watch more. That, coupled with the Youtube Algorithm seeing that if you search out a specific youtuber, your feed gets flooded with their shit.
Pretty much, this man just ran a $50,000 advertising campaign and got his fetishes animated at the exact same time.
It's being copyright stricken on YouTube to block it completely. No money and no video
I don't think I've ever been so jealous of a black man before. GIWTWM
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An animation similar in premise but instead of Charlie hunting me down it's Puca hunting down Garu and when she catches him there's a twist that reveals that their married and this was just sparring foreplay and they have sensual intense ninja sex. It's set in in a peaceful china forrest near a training temple possibly near a stream
4 minutes long thank you.
Literally just sex between any of my ships tbh. However I'd withold a couple thousands and sacrifice how long the vid is to hire good quality voice impressions to go along with it.
Possibly 2 minutes 30 seconds.
any particular positions or sex acts
I order a Digimon animation where I am raped by a huge army of 15 foot tall Futa Ladydevimon.
Remake of the Watchmen movie intro but with all of the 2000s and 2010s cartoon characters
60 seconds black templars mistaking hell for the warp and going full ham to the point even the angels cant stop them
>WE FOUND COMORRAGH GET TO PURGING
What’s the source on this?
Flashgitz, time you got to enoy some actually god youtube animation
I will use that money to contact a necromancer (everyone knows resurrections are only 50,000 bucks) and use him to revive Richard Williams. Then with Richard Williams as my zombie slave I will make a 3 minute tamers12345 sonic underground video in his 60 fps complex style.
I'd rather donate the money to Tamers himself and have him draw what I want
Don't even bother. I tried to get him to do a simple comission for almost any price he'd like. I'm talking 500 bucks for a simple picture I can hang in my living room.
His response and the main reason I will forever respect that autistic, autistic man:
"just take a screenshot b***h?"
Genuinely in it for the art.
Lila Draper 50 minutes
I don't know what can be accomplished animation Wise with that amount of money but at the very least a short where Reagan beats the shit out of the Black robes and ends up finding true happiness.
Beautiful anon
Reagan js honestly the first place my mind went too
>At least 3 (4 counting me) anons still remember her
Good to know Reagan is still loved
I will never forget her, Anon. How could I.
Her show was murdered, and its potential never realized.
I could get a 22 minute Thundarr the Barbarian episode for that much.
You say it like it's a big sum, but for animation it's nothing. Only short or shit animation can be made with it.
>50k
I'm gonna make the next avatar james cameron movie.
But with new creatures, and random characters from other comics/toons.
(kind of more of a space jam/ready player one crossover type of thing)
3 hour movie, with a extra hour snyder cut. (4hour)
It's gonna have everything.
Death, gore, sex, nudity, music, action/fighting, sci-fi, fantasy, EVERYthing.
It will basically combine all ideas in this thread in one movie.
Your welcome.
Reading this thread has convinced me that you guys have no idea how much things cost in reality
most part of these gays live in their parents basement rooms, why are you surprised?
$50,000 would fund maybe 15 seconds of a new clip of Ed Edd n Eddy, without voice acting.
Ed, Edd n Eddy threesome
From a traditional animation studio, maybe. I'm sure there's no shortage of animators who would dedicate a year of their life to slaving away at their computer for 50 grand up front, considering that probably double what they make for salary at whatever job an independent animator is working.
Isn't that what they're all trying to do? Have some guy dump a ton of cash on them for a job they only work half a day on?
spitt balling
50k would pay an average 2d animator for a year full time.
15 seconds a week quota would get you 12 minutes of animation in a year and that's not even sweatshop levels.
and if you need it faster:
hire 2 animators for 25k each for 6 months or hire 4 animators for 12.5k each for 3 months. need backgrounds?throw in an extra $100-600 per bg
A 50k animation thats 12min long in 3 months involving 4+ artists ain't bad or complicated. (leaves out boards and design but some animators do this also)
the million dollar question is how do you turn that 12min 50k short into 100k revenue? is it even possible?
if you can figure that out just do this 3 times a year and you net 150k from 3 shorts.
>t. autist
THIS
but as a proper music video.
And if the money is enough a second video with Wander annoying the shit out of Lord Hater in a manner that could function as the show finale.
Cost per second gets cheaper if you order a whole season. So Anons need to pool their $50k together into $5M, that way it is more efficient use of money.
A porn animation of Lacienega giving me a footjob 6 minutes.
Her feet would dwarf your dick.
OP didn't say it had to strictly be sex related, so with 50k I'd pay for a Proof of Concept of a Ben Ten-Thousand series for at least 5 minutes hopefully.
Something a couple minutes long to market one of my fanfics. Like a music video or something.
50k?
I'd do Zahra Rashid from Glitch Techs, I'd want it to be as long as 50k can get me, with 50k Probably at least 5-10 minutes
As much animation for that, I'd better get a cease and desist from somebody, and I'd still upload it, who gives a frick?
I'd try and do something with Ava's Demon. I know the creator wanted to make an animation but it never went beyond some animatic pieces here and there from what's known. Perhaps I would just try and finish that, or have her write something like a perfect "normal day" Ava always wanted. Comfy and cute
>Not Verosika
What a lame ass.
Used goods.
would have used Vaggie instead, in a sequence where she is seduced into straightness that eventually leads to a lewd and wholesome display
Vaggie but I frick the lesbian out of her.
QRD?
>yt Black person who made thanos beatboxing videos
>hires disney animators to make a Cinemaphile music video for 50k in 2021
>it's of charlie madly in love with him
>he also hates trannies
>posts the vid in 2023 on an alt for his discordgays to see
>twittrannies expose the video to the larger public
>they're cancelling him for wasting his money and being a transphobe
I would animate a battle between Raziel and Stolas to a sick song.
what's the sudden urge to associate LoK with HH lately?
It's been me, Anon, it's always been me. I found my Dreamcast at the same time episode 7 came out and I thought "Hmm, what if..." And now, Raziel is stuck in musical gay hell.
And if I could pay 50,000 dollars to have Raziel lamenting while surrounded by singing demons, I would!
Or spend it on Reagan from Inside Job finding a reality where her parents are together, happy, and she could talk things out with that other Reagan and leave content with herself.
Who was Raziel again? Was he one of Kuviras lackeys?
Le fils du Masque continuation series about Tim Avaery balancing work life,family, and having a literal god for a brother in law.
Elinor Rabbit
Jamie All Over music video about the viewer and Chloe from Kuroinu going to to see the coast all summer
It starts with a drunk and high Bojack and Sarah Lynn. They're being all touchy when she tells him she wants to do something freaky and he jokingly goes along as she ties his hands and legs. Then when Bojack thinks he's going to get action she brings my self-insert in and they start fricking in front of him. At first it's played off comedically as Bojack is both laughing nervously and worrying but then the music gets tense and the setting is played seriously with Bojack starting to mutter how he doesn't want to see this and it's actually traumatic. The camera zooms into his head to show a flashback of Horsin Around where the kids setup a contraption that throws a comically large creampie at Bojack. He tastes the pie and winks at the camera "I always said creampies were my favorite". The last words echo as it zooms out and my self-insert and Sarah Lynn are in the midst of orgasm. Then Sarah Lynn threatens to leave him stranded unless he signs an NDA. He's let go and she kicks him in the nuts before running out. He takes a second before he collects himself and says "What the f-" BACK IN THE 90'S
I’d pick Loona only it’s wholesome loving ending with her being pregnant in a sundress. With young pups around being happy as she’s in the kitchen.
If vidya, I’d pick Tifa or naoto from P4
If animu is Tiffania from Familiar of zero
GIWTWM
>tfw no cute woman to molest you
Fang doing E1 fully animated
Carol embarrasses the living shit out of Kamal by "dabbing" on her in front of Miles and Ironheart, who are disgusted that this old lady is being so out of touch. Kamala however understands what Carol is doing, but is humiliated in front of her friends all the same. Gwenpool is also there.
I really caannaot fathom how one c an blow $50k dolars on a lewd "softcore" porn video jsut bytadding yhotur self insert getting raped by some demon b***hthinfggsd fo ar theskae of beating your dikc off too.. i'ts insane
Put down the bottle, anon.
It would be my own property because other people are making/made episodes of the show already.
No boring coomer drivel
Spawn short animation film in the vein of the HBO show
Dan Simmons' Hyperion.
Probably 2 or 3 minutes short-scenes animation for key scenes.
You'd get something like Arzak Rhapsody
Frick that, I'd just keep the money
You personally get $0 of it
Me and Ruby just cuddling on a cold winter night maybe like 2 minutes
How much does an episode of Primal cost? If it's doable just make an alternate ending that retcons the original S2 finale.
If not I'd have a 10 minute short with a self insert having an adventure and befriend the main duo
Dominator, pie job, nude with socks and shoes on, clown pussy, riding dick like Alex in eternum, and gaping her pussy asking for your big boy cum
That would run me more than 200k
Olive from High Guardian Spice. Anything to make her known more to the public (in a good/positive way), but also so it pushes her further away from her home show to the point of people not even knowing where she came from (like Claire from The Summoning) but still recognizing her. That or the best vanilla sex animation the world has ever seen.
Ice Queen kidnapping me, making me her husband and being a happy couple for 5-6 minute duration.
Does anyone have the vocaroo to the AI cover by itself.
https://files.catbox.moe/g8t350.wav
And here I am learning 3D modeling and animation to get a video where I frick my waifu the slow way.
Money truly is a cheat code to life.
Guessing the MMD or Vroid model is hard to get?
>not knowing how to model in blender
Sad!
He's a deadbeat, you'll have to cut him some slack.
To be fair, i use zbrush for modeling/sculpting instead of blender since im a noob at blender and it's interface
>Using Blender
Yes.
Hey man at least he's trying to learn it. That's admirable.
Why not use AI?
Im learning blender to milk money from vtubers and furrys. We are not the same
Wait, he really spend 50k on an licensed art comission? I thought that was a meme
Richgays do it all the time. This guy's getting mocked for acting like a richgay when he wasn't and now being poor.
>A friend of mine, a highly successful and very well known painter, calls to say hello and to invite me to an opening.
>I get a great kick out of this guy because, unlike some artists I’ve met, he’s totally unpretentious.
>A few months back he invited me to come to his studio. We were standing around talking, when all of a sudden he said to me, “Do you want to see me earn twenty-five thousand dollars before lunch?” “Sure,” I said, having no idea what he meant. He picked up a large open bucket of paint and splashed some on a piece of canvas stretched on the floor.
>Then he picked up another bucket, containing a different color, and splashed some of that on the canvas. He did this four times, and it took him perhaps two minutes. When he was done, he turned to me and said, “Well, that’s it. I’ve just earned twenty-five thousand dollars. Let’s go to lunch.”
>He was smiling, but he was also absolutely serious. His point was that plenty of collectors wouldn’t know the difference between his two-minute art and the paintings he really cares about. They were just interested in buying his name.
>I’ve always felt that a lot of modern art is a con, and that the most successful painters are often better salesmen and promoters than they are artists. I sometimes wonder what would happen if collectors knew what I knew about my friend’s work that afternoon.
>The art world is so ridiculous that the revelation might even make his paintings more valuable! Not that my friend is about to risk finding out.
Remake an episode of Clutch Cargo with slightly higher animation quality and backgrounds added in but keep the funny mouths
Its cringe, but im not gonna pretend as if I never had the same fantasies as Verbalase. Being hunted down,caputred,tied up and fricked senseless by a yandere white woman is pretty hot, but I just have enough shame and self awareness to hide that shit.
The only thing I can really criticize him for is allegedly paying 50k$ for something that looks like something you would see on Newgrounds.
Dude could have commissioned like a full 30 minute short film with voice acting and everything for that much.
>allegedly paying 50k$ for something
This is my problem with the situation. People like to talk about how expensive animation is, but that's because actual productions have lots of staff for different areas of the production.
There are now tens of thousands of amateur animators who can storyboard, color, and fully render pieces on their own in weeks.
The average salary of someone who makes this type of animation is 42k. He definitely heavily overpaid unless there's a secret extra animation of fricking we havent seen.
>LIMC
I know this guy gets hate, but would anons rather him or the Behind the meme lolcow? OR a bullet to the brain?
of course this moron would also be into femdom
Femdom? More like FINdom haha if you get it haha if you know you know haha.
"It's his fetish," explains so much on the internet.
>animation of some woman sexually assaulting some dude
On a moral level, how terrible!
On the personal, private fantasy level- MY MAN.
I mean, no, I wouldn’t spent 50k on this unless I were some out of touch billionaire, but MY MAN nonetheless.
Which doujin is this?
Frick if I know
Exact same animation but my OC and Korra
Mr Dink
He would be proud to know i've made a very expensive movie about him !
Doug already draws and Tippy was a frigid b***h who went into politics instead of having kids. Wouldn't be surprised if Mr. Dink paid for Doug's college in return for porn of his sister.
A full episode of My Little Pony cost roughly $260,000.
$260,000 to destroy a man.
Wonder how much it would cost to get Redmoa to animate a vid for you...
is there a link to this? I'm curious how bad this is
The link is everywhere.
It's no worse than old school deviantart autism
Check one of the other threads on Cinemaphile about this same thing. One has the HD link available.
It's not terrible but there's a lot of recycled animation for something costing $50K
Nah, this is anime tier "Are those boobies? RUN AWAY!!!!"
>$50,000 and it didn't even have any fetish stuff in it
Clearly babbies first commission. Obviously he should have made it the exact same scenario, only the guy was shrunk to 6 inches as well.
He could be 6 inches under that smiley face.
>implying rape is not a fetish
you are actually th noob here
I would pay Foglio to create a minicomic with me and Zeetha in a silly adventure that turns into sex or at least we kiss in the end, since he doesn't draw any porn anymore.
>You get to spend $50,000 to spend
cut down your social media intake, zoomer
I've been dying for an animated adaptation of the Barsoom series
So I'd probably ask for a scene from the second book, The Gods of Mars, where John Carter and Tars Tarkas are rescuing Thuvia from the Therns and attempting to board the airships of the black martians
Going off of Zeurel's numbers: he got a 30 minute episode made for $50k, but he did a good chunk of the work himself 'for free', and estimates the cost would've gone over $100k if he had to hire out for the parts he did
So I'd probably aim for 12 minutes of animation
A kickass soundtrack
Character designs and backgrounds heavily inspired by the art of Frank Frazetta
The whole thing should look right at home as a segment in the film Heavy Metal
5 minute animation where Link goes back to Kokiri forest and rapes everyone as the deku tree burns in the background
I'm pretty sure that's already been done.
So the guy who requested this was a pajeet scammer right?
That shit was done by vizie? That is terriblynpoorly animated for her.
I’d shell out some extra cash for a feature-length adaptation of pic related. And it wouldn’t just be a “fan” thing: I’d actually buy the film rights and screen it in festivals.
ok now this is a good idea, this comic is incredible and to be honest a big part of the bg art can be done by the og artists in watercolor, so it can totally work as an adaptation !
Ultimately it's a bit too bleak and fricked up for it to ever be anything other than something to see in festivals. Would be a problem if you ran out of money.
I'd personally fund Milo Manara's Gullivera
I would animate an 8 minute special between me and my wife, Marina Datillo. This segment would start with me teaching her piano with her in my lap, feeling her sides as I watched her master sheet music at a young age. It would transition from that to us fricking in my office as I would be her music teacher. I would call her father and let him know that we ran late and I would drop her off with cum oozing into her panties. The next scene would be a torrid rush of images that would depict us fricking in several ways, but end up with us in my bed at my house, the horny rabbit riding me with a blindfold on, holding my wrists down to balance herself. Her body would writhe with orgasm as she rode my wiener, spurning on my own to force me to cum inside her, breeding her rabbit dicky with my human seed. She would collapse into my arms, just as an alarm went off, signaling her father being on the way to pick her up, and ending with me seeing her off.
The murder drones Main cast fighting through the starkweather estate