You got five seconds to explain how Rhino, who is molecularly bonded to his costume, poops

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He just doesn't

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      does he eat?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Have we actually seen him eat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          i saw burping in a dine and subsequently not paying in a comic

          WRONG

          hulk pants didn't broke down every time, so this is the same thing

          >molecularly bonded to his costume
          Why did writers back then think this was a good idea?

          The struggle of the evil, yes. It seemed a good idea and i don't see how it's not

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Suit has its own butthole, I guess.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WRONG

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks like he's carrying a load in back right there.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        dang ol' hank hill butt

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nope, clearly that's just censored for the sake of our collective sanities.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        the world's tiniest buttcheeks

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He poops in his costume. It's really stinky in there.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ever seen Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This is the canon answer you can look it up:

    It turns out that there is an almost invisible seam that can be opened to expel waste

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But where does he shit? He's so big and heavy, he'd destroy most toilets. He can't fit through most public restrooms either. Does he own a specialized heavy-duty toilet that can handle his ass?

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But how can he be Kingpin if he's bonded to his suit?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Gamma rays son, I don't gotta explain shit

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    In your mouth when you sleep.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kingpin might be a big guy but to say he's molecularly bonded to his costume is a bit mean OP

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book are inconsistent...can you belive that?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    when he runs he reduces the poop to gas and then that comes out his mouth to create his classic Rhino Breathe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. He works so hard he does not need to poop.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This is unnatural and concerning.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Ok I think grandpa had a little too much to drink, someone get the cat away from him

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Simple, when he shits, his suit is made of material that integrates his own shit into the structure of the suit, by shitting himself, his shit is combined with the suit to strengthen it and repair any damage accumulated in between shits. It's kind of like unstable molecules but powered by shit.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      so his suit is made out of shit? brb trying something out

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >make wall with regular stone brick
        >let us literally shit it up with shit for absolutely no reason though
        Jesus, India.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rhino is a mutant whose ass is connected to the poop dimension

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    rhinoforce

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It absorbs into the suit

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    through sweat

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He poops out of his mouth, just like your average Cinemaphile poster.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Comic book characters do not poop.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The answer entirely relies on whether Rhino's butthole is sealed shut as a result of his disfigurement. Chances are, it is. If it is, then he probably eats a specially formulated slurry of nutrients that make it so that he doesn't have to poop.

    Your body requires a daily consumption of specific materials for it to function, and digestion traditionally pulls those materials out of raw organic compounds where it can. Anything that a body has trouble extracting from its digestive processes will just end up in stool. So if you just consume food grade compounds of the nutrients you need to sustain yourself, you'll never need to poop.

    Here's the thing about a formulated slurry though. Digestion acts as a slow-release of nutrients, but when the body is absorbing such raw nutrients, Rhino would reel something akin to a sugar rush. Bodies can identify that it can put that stuff to use right away and will fast track it. He'd feel high and perky and really energetic at first, and then probably crash as he ran out of juice.

    What will eventually happen also, if you don't poo, is that your lower digestive system will atrophy. And even if your math is perfect when it comes to the nutrient formula, some days bodies exert themselves too much and sometimes not enough. There is no 100% guarantee that the body would absorb all the compounds without making some byproducts, so all you'd be doing is trying to minimize the amount of waste that's piling up.

    It's quite possible that not being able to poop will eventually cause him to go into some kind of toxic shock. And even if he manmaged to get that suit off, his anus would be unusable due to atrophy. Being in that suit will eventually kill him like a terminal illness, which may just be a motivation for why is a fricking villain.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He poops through his mouth, it's a real thing that can happen.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He doesnt; hes 100% efficient and produces no waste anymore.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >molecularly bonded to his costume
    Why did writers back then think this was a good idea?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      "He has nochoice but to be evil to raise money for a cure that'sonly available through supergenius villains like the Leader."

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    have you seen ace ventura?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ALRIGHTY THEN

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If the suit is so advanced, maybe it altered his physicality, making it so he no longer has normal human bodily functions.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So do you think the scientists who made suit thought of the poop problem and could’ve made it so the suit would alter his biology?

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    easy

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A flap in his suit allows him to shit and pee.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Have you seen ace Ventura pet detective when nature calls?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Rhino should just do this to get out of the suit

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The answer’s been in front of him the entire time

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Retrogestion like South Park

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