some autist (unironically) that worked at disneyland. some Cinemaphile incel who followed Uwe Boll saw a video the director posted from a recent trip to Disney world an she was in the video pretending to be assertive which was pretty cute to see becuase he suit barely fit and shes like 5'0. Cinemaphile is full of lonely incels so they became obsessed with her and tried to stalk her but it didnt reach Cinemaphile levels thankfully. the phone camera actually makes her look better than she really looks, but honestly Cinemaphile is full of beggars trying to be choosers.
I had a petite goth friend that had some "flower teeth". I had a thing for her and she might've had a thing for me, but it went nowhere as I moved to a different town. Time passed by and our friendship dwindled around the time she got with someone who she would eventually marry, but worst part of all, she got braces and ruined her teeth 🙁
Reminds me of my first gf
She has the exact same mannerisms, similar face, but my ex has bigger breasts and ass
It’s been almost 10 years and I still miss her
She's a dirty rat, I bet her father regrets drinking during the pregnancy every time he sees her disgusting FAS face. Not to mention she's a lazy grifter, I send the worthless c**t so much money on Patreon every fricking month and get noting in return.
As part of a publicity stunt for Postal, Boll released a video claiming that he is "the only genius in the whole fricking [movie] business" and that other directors such as Michael Bay and Eli Roth are "fricking morons".[64] He promised that his film Postal would be "way better than all that social-critic George Clooney bullshit that you get every fricking weekend". In response to an "Anti-Uwe Boll" online petition, Boll has also expressed hopes that somebody will start a Pro-Uwe Boll petition, which he would expect to hit a million signatures. As of 22 July 2012, the pro-Uwe Boll petition with the most signatures is the Long Live Uwe Boll poll with a total of 7,631 signatures.[65]
Bay responded to the "fricking morons" comment by calling Boll "a sad being" and stated that he did not care "in the slightest" about the remark
My buddy Chet knows her, he goes to the backlot of disney to sell leb. He says she's nice enough but smells of stale wheat. She's usually strung out on pink pills and she's chugged the hog of every janitor on the disneyland lot so they can drive her places to buy star wars merch.
>pink pills
Wtf is leb
Anyway she looks like one of those dorky girls that doesn't put out or even understand why a bunch of guys want to be "friends" with her all of a sudden
I fricked one once at party but I had whiskey dick. I've convinced my wife to dye her hair red a few times which was neat. >my oneitis from high school was a redhead tho.....
>reverse psychology
Who is this red head, and why do I see her everywhere?
some autist (unironically) that worked at disneyland. some Cinemaphile incel who followed Uwe Boll saw a video the director posted from a recent trip to Disney world an she was in the video pretending to be assertive which was pretty cute to see becuase he suit barely fit and shes like 5'0. Cinemaphile is full of lonely incels so they became obsessed with her and tried to stalk her but it didnt reach Cinemaphile levels thankfully. the phone camera actually makes her look better than she really looks, but honestly Cinemaphile is full of beggars trying to be choosers.
She's cute. But Disney land actors are barely a click above porn stars.
>Cinemaphile finds megan's friend's wedding website
>date soon approaching
>covid happens
>wedding cancelled
will Cinemaphile ever find true love???
I cant believe meganposting still going strong after all these years. Meganbros are something else.
>M3gan movie coming out
>meganposting stops
>M3gan home video out exactly 5 months
>meganposting resumes
Nothing to see here folks
TFW you will never be dominated by an awkward, Empire cosplayer shawty ginger.
She's mid but the way she whispered sympathiser was pretty cute
that was my fave part
She has to fart on my dick first
?t=65
how did i not know uwe boll was the source of this video lmfao
The Halloween decoration shopping video is still my favorite.
Literally WHO?
Has internet fame changed or affected her at all?
Anyone have the screenshot of all the anons who followed her on IG after the initial post?
This is what these roastie prostitutes go looking for by signing up for such an exhibitionist job. You are all 3rd world SEAmonkie shitforbrain simps.
Breh. Us SEAmonkeys prefer Kpop girls, not this Neanderthal-ed mutt descendent.
She's gonna troon out soon after a bad romantic/sexual experience with a guy. She has the lesbian tomboy physiognomy
Ugh no forearm hair 🙁
she is the spitting image of martin scorcese. how come nobody mentions this?
Imperfect teeth... she's perfect.
>Imperfect teeth... she's perfect.
In Japan they call them “flower teeth” and they’re considered cute.
They also frick eels in Japan so y'know
I had a petite goth friend that had some "flower teeth". I had a thing for her and she might've had a thing for me, but it went nowhere as I moved to a different town. Time passed by and our friendship dwindled around the time she got with someone who she would eventually marry, but worst part of all, she got braces and ruined her teeth 🙁
Reminds me of a childhood friend I had.
Reminds me of my first gf
She has the exact same mannerisms, similar face, but my ex has bigger breasts and ass
It’s been almost 10 years and I still miss her
Am I being shadowbanned?
No
is nobody going to acknowledge the frickin duck?
I sense a presence. Weird.
why did we have to get the creature jenny instead of megan, starbros...
Jenny is a literal angel... the frick you talking 'bout?
fricking FAS pig
disgusting PIG
OINK OINK PIGGY
WANT SOME MORE FOOD YOU FAT FRICKING SLOB PIGGY PIGGY OINK OINK
FAT FRICKING prostitute
literal ogre
She's a dirty rat, I bet her father regrets drinking during the pregnancy every time he sees her disgusting FAS face. Not to mention she's a lazy grifter, I send the worthless c**t so much money on Patreon every fricking month and get noting in return.
>Patreon
gross, dude
Do you reckon she wears all that autistic stuff while she gets railed? Mmmm....
She's never going to frick you, brash
She just hasn't met me yet!
thats a man
As part of a publicity stunt for Postal, Boll released a video claiming that he is "the only genius in the whole fricking [movie] business" and that other directors such as Michael Bay and Eli Roth are "fricking morons".[64] He promised that his film Postal would be "way better than all that social-critic George Clooney bullshit that you get every fricking weekend". In response to an "Anti-Uwe Boll" online petition, Boll has also expressed hopes that somebody will start a Pro-Uwe Boll petition, which he would expect to hit a million signatures. As of 22 July 2012, the pro-Uwe Boll petition with the most signatures is the Long Live Uwe Boll poll with a total of 7,631 signatures.[65]
Bay responded to the "fricking morons" comment by calling Boll "a sad being" and stated that he did not care "in the slightest" about the remark
LMAO
megan the jedi
why is her light saber bent
For her pleasure.
POV: You're on a date with megan
mando-megan
megan with friends
Made for breeding
My buddy Chet knows her, he goes to the backlot of disney to sell leb. He says she's nice enough but smells of stale wheat. She's usually strung out on pink pills and she's chugged the hog of every janitor on the disneyland lot so they can drive her places to buy star wars merch.
Source: my buddy Chet
I don't think Chet can be trusted
>pink pills
Wtf is leb
Anyway she looks like one of those dorky girls that doesn't put out or even understand why a bunch of guys want to be "friends" with her all of a sudden
Weed from lebanon, Chet says it sells like hot shit. He bought a new pair of nipple rings.
Source: Chet
I hate all you simps so much
stop inflating these mid hoes egos so much. cringe
I need to frick a redhead before I die
I need to frick before I die.
I fricked one once at party but I had whiskey dick. I've convinced my wife to dye her hair red a few times which was neat.
>my oneitis from high school was a redhead tho.....
Megan, my beloved future spirit wife…
>Captured on your first mission...
>How sad
judging by her eye contact..i-i think she likes me bros..
does she even still have a job?