You have 1 hour, holodeck doors are sealed, no logs will be kept, what do?
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You have 1 hour, holodeck doors are sealed, no logs will be kept, what do?
You have 1 hour, holodeck doors are sealed, no logs will be kept, what do?
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Play baseball
Make the computer pretend to be my friend.
Computer, make 7 futamazon Redheads with massive horsewieners pent up from 3 weeks of not nutting and an urge to frick a man. Disengage safety protocols
>computer, simulate infinite holodeck time
Kill 6 million israelites.
computer have sex
>what do?
Two chicks at the same time, dude.
I can't tell, you would mock me
Computer, load programm:
>T'pol Hoshi 3som isolation
Computer take me back in the first day of high school, bring Joan as she was.
She is attracted to me and we're alone.
Sex with prime Jonathan Brandis.
>doors are sealed
Oh well, plan b then.
> Set up a large rich cabbin with lots of place to move around inside and a with snowy exterior.
> Load the board game game Twilight Imperium 3rd edition modified with the Shattered Ascension overhaul mod.
>Set up up game in the middle of the room on a large table ready to accomodate everything.
> Load a waiter that will serve various soft drinks and alchools of all kinds as well as various types of foods.
> Create 7 other humans that understand the rules of the game. Have their personality traits and moods be slightly random(while still being pleasent) and their strategic intellect be on par with mine with variations on what strategy they use. But, make sure they are trying to win the game without cheating.
>Have a large fireplace heat up the room and soft music playing.
>Lock the doors until I can finish the game.
>Oh and have a young (20 year old) Susan Surandon, that no one can see or hear but me, under the table expertly sucking my penis whenever I need her to.
How does one speak in parentheses?
a huge pile of weed. No, a weed farm even. more weed than you can even smoke
and then holograms of naked women, age 20, one of every ethnicity
play Led Zeppelin II at maximum volume
RGB lighting
https://vocaroo.com/1dFbTfBeaYXL
Load my dad.
Have him tell me hes proud of me and give me a hug.
load my house but without the wife and kids and let me have a day to myself
Fly around in a Messerschmitt strafing israeli refugees
Computer simulate the planet Earth in the year 2023.
Target the entire planets nuclear arsenal at every major population centre in the middle east.
Play the song Celebration by Kool & the Gang
Stand by to fire on my command
'collaborate' with leah brahms
Computer give me a packed city street and a combine harvester
Drop a log, of course.
Troi and Dr. Crusher wrestling a mud pit for who gets to frick me
computer load dicky buffet program
Computer, simulate an upper middle class home in London in the late 20th century. Fill the house with 101 dogs, all canine, all female, and all with human level intelligence. And all un-spayed, of course. Have their heat triggered by the scent of human male arousal.