You have 24 hours in the body of this absolute giga Chad. What do you do?
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You have 24 hours in the body of this absolute giga Chad. What do you do?
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kill myself out of shame for selling my soul to israelite overlords
Wire all his money directly to the real me.
This. Also put a selfie with the real me on social media, and record myself doing shit like fricking dogs and saying the N word so I could blackmail him into doing whatever I want later.
What's the N word?
fidelio
meds
Why?
rob an armored car. Chad has great reflexes
1. Frick his Wife/GF raw and cum inside her
2. Lunch with Leo DiCaprio and Pitt
3. Make/record NatSoc material and post on YT and IG
4. Hook up and frick raw with 10/10 hotties from IG
5. End the night watching Apocalypse now and drinking
nice
Sodomy
Cut off my dick, arms and legs. Crawl around the gutters of the closest Disney World while screaming "I'm a turd! I'm a turd!"
2 chicks at the same time
Honestly I’d just pound fat chicks with big breasts and 100lb trannies and gays, why would I reward hot conceited girls with good sex instead of just dominating some low self esteem loser
This but with skinny chicks with small breasts and 300lb trannies and gays.
Transfer millions of dollars to my account. I guess maybe to my dad's if I can't remember my account numbers. I guess I could call myself and see if he's swapped with me, which might be funny
Then buy a bunch of cocaine and booze to give him a terrible hangover I won't have to experience
Circuit party at the San Francisco bug chaser party. No condom.
Strip down, lube up, get in front of a mirror, and have a good old fashioned wank sesh
Record myself stating contrarian opinions and upload it to the internet
start eating the shit of homless people right till it switches back.
Try to beat Joe Schumacher's sexcapades but in 24 hour time frame.
still passes better then me 🙁
Eat my weight in raw steak, haggis, and oysters, then gamble half my life savings on the local casino's roulette wheels, followed by a cocaine and LSD-fueled orgy with pre-op trannies that goes straight into dawn.
Me:
1.Wire most of his money to the real me with a lawyer to make it impossible to reverse.
2. Set up a 10 year deal with Marvel that would pay the real me half of what he will make. Again with a lawyer present
3. Send the real me all celebrity contacts he has on his phone
4. Hook up with the hottest IG bawds i can find and record it.
Enjoy the rest of my life with his money.
Go frick escorts
Probably end up playing with my penis and doing man stuff (idk lol) ^_^ I'm a girl irl so yeah
I will try to perform autofellatio to test a theory.
Jump off the tallest building in the world at 23 hours 59 minutes 59 seconds.
Write a strongly worded letter to the internet admonishing it for being racist.
kidnap and murder as many women as possible
Livestream cutting my face off and then putting my cut-off face over the muscles and bones underneath, before doing my best Jim Carrey impersonation and saying "silence... of the laaaambs!" before passing out from shock
>wire myself millions
>find some virgin fan and spend a few hours with her
>call the most degen porn stars like kaitlyn katsaros
>call super hot instathots they can direct
>just spend rest of day rolling around in their filth and gorging on it
>wake up rich and healthy
>call virgin qt and tell her it was me
Assuming the damage inflicted upon his body during my transitory possession remains, I'd make sure to have the word Black person tattooed in blocky capital letters on his forehead. I'd also record myself reciting racial crime statistics as I pompously stride around LA dressed in full Thor costume and post it on every social media site I can think of.
Finally, I'd have his wiener amputated, but leave the balls intact so as to exacerbate the impotence of it all.
keked hard at this
king
Lol
Rape. Rape. Rape.
jerk off in the mirror would have to be the first thing
Have sex with as many Asian women as possible just absolutely demolish them, tell them I loved them from the first second I laid eyes on them, then disappear the next day forever.
Watch Morbius and have sex
Give donations to myself
post sneed on my instagram/twitter.
Make a Youtube video denouncing pedophiles in Hollywood and mainstream media, calling out Dan Schneider as a rapist and the father of Jamie Lynn Spears' daughter and Steven Spielberg for raping Heather O'Rourke.
Redpill the masses while making Thor references in each one.
finally know what it's like to be loved just for existing
Remember that cool shootout in North Hollywood with the guys in armor? That.
The same as I do now.
I would take a walk just to see how women look at me differently
This guy knows the real struggle
I could never do that
it would kill me when I return to my real body
Swallow a poison that will kill me the next day
tell myself to buy bitcoin in 2013
And sell it 4 months ago