you have 50 hours to name any character more gangster than jesse

you have 50 hours to name any character more gangster than jesse

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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    A raping grandma is more gangster than that crybaby pussy

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I hated this character from the first episode.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to. He along with Aysac Shrader are the villains of the series. You can really see this when Jessie betrays Walt and cooperates with the DEA. No man talks to the cops let alone snitches on his partner who made him millions of dollars. Oh boo hoo he gave Brock a little tummy ache big deal. Aysac is a narcissist piece of shit liar and manipulator

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >moralhomosexualry
    >gangster

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >having morals makes you a homosexual
      heh, woah there buddy! be careful not to cut yourself with all that edge

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        moralgay is a term like newbie, newbie

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          they're both slurs that people used 15 years ago and we don't need.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            haha okay buddy

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          i know it's a term, been here longer than you buddy! just the people who use it are all patrick bateman wannabe losers like yourself

          they're both slurs that people used 15 years ago and we don't need.

          also i'm not this anon^

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i know it's a term, been here longer than you
            if that were the case you wouldn't have reacted the way you did when I said moralhomosexualry

            L

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >reddit spacing

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              you're boring!

              Having morals is literally moronic. I’m not saying you should be a complete scumbag, but you have to do what you feel comfortable with. Do you need morals to not do bad things? No, because you probably wouldn’t want to hurt people you like. Moralgays are literally the people who would report you for raping an unconscious girl or stealing something, they’re the worst. I. Hate! MORALgayS!

              this is why you'll never get a gf, sorry bud!

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already had 2. You lost the argument now for that error

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Having morals is literally moronic. I’m not saying you should be a complete scumbag, but you have to do what you feel comfortable with. Do you need morals to not do bad things? No, because you probably wouldn’t want to hurt people you like. Moralgays are literally the people who would report you for raping an unconscious girl or stealing something, they’re the worst. I. Hate! MORALgayS!

                you're boring!

                [...]
                this is why you'll never get a gf, sorry bud!

                are these the summer morons i was warned about?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not them but if you're about to ruin countless people's lives through drug dealing an extremely addictive and physically damaging substance and have to deal with hardened criminals who'd kill you at the drop of a hat. Morals should have long ago been left at the door honestly.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                no you're an incel so false, plus i've had over 10 so i win

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Having morals is literally moronic. I’m not saying you should be a complete scumbag, but you have to do what you feel comfortable with. Do you need morals to not do bad things? No, because you probably wouldn’t want to hurt people you like. Moralgays are literally the people who would report you for raping an unconscious girl or stealing something, they’re the worst. I. Hate! MORALgayS!

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah we need more movies and shows where someone finds out about an evil plan and says I'm out sorry I don't want to do this.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >careful not to cut yourself with all that edge
        Fricking shit, someone used tumblr in 2012 and never grew out of it
        Anyways, Skylar White, yo

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          *raises paw* i've never used tumblr but i still call out edgy people

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tobey Marshall in Need for Speed

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Biggie Cheese

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >be bombastic
      >be fantastic

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Based.

      >muscle 6
      >presence 6
      Brutal.

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Walt only kept Jesse around because his low IQ and hyper-emotionality rendered him highly-manipulative.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Dumb reddit interpretation. Jesse is a horrible person to do business with, he is unstable and childlike. Walt would have been better off with almost anyone else, whether it's gus or gale boetticker or even krazy 8. He just viewed him as a child surrogate

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    nacho taco

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      dayum he's looking zesty

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        No wonder Lalo wanted to make him a Salamanca

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  9. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hesh!

  10. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He was an accurate representation of a nu-metal kid that never grew up.

  11. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >everyone missing the point this hard
    Jesse is the textbook definition of moralgay because he couldn't see the utilitarian reasoning behind Walt LE POISONING BROCK. The kid ended up okay, the whiny frick should've just gotten over it.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Walt letting Jane die is pretty fricked up though

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        she was planning on killing walt and his family and then jesse and taking the money and dying herself

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Jane was rude to Walt before that. She slammed the door in his face and was a real b***h when she took the money from him. If I were Walt, I wouldn’t feel bad about letting her die, had she been nice to me I would feel much worse

          Jane was a shitty lover for Jesse and a shitty person overall. She's only liked because losers love the whole "muh alt emo girlfriend" thing she has.

          she's cute, I don't care. No one kills Krysten Ritter

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            Don't Google her feet.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jane was rude to Walt before that. She slammed the door in his face and was a real b***h when she took the money from him. If I were Walt, I wouldn’t feel bad about letting her die, had she been nice to me I would feel much worse

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Being that butthurt over some rudeness is pretty sad

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I wouldn’t be that butthurt, but I wouldn’t really care if she lived or died after that. In my mind she is a mean person once I came into contact with the initial rudeness, and now I’m fully indifferent towards her

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            all she'll do is bring ruin to mens lives because she's a woman but also be more effective at it because she's a drug user

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              That doesnt change my point

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              moronic

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I already said she was a woman, of course she's moronic.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jane was a shitty lover for Jesse and a shitty person overall. She's only liked because losers love the whole "muh alt emo girlfriend" thing she has.

  12. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I give up

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and start all over again

  13. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He fricked Skyler

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ted is supposed to be Walt Jrs biological father, right?

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Jesse is. no MILF is safe

  14. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nacho Varga

  15. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >calls everyone a b***h
    is literally THE b***h

  16. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  17. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Test test 1 sneed 3

  18. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christophah

  19. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tuco

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      I honestly don't think there was anyone in the entire franchise who was as much of a gangster as Tuco

  20. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >gangster
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO CHAD AUTIST SHOOT JUNKIE Hispanic GF BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE METH MONEY ABLOO BLOO BLOO HOW CAN SHIT HAPPEN TO MEEEEEEEEEE
    Nah he was cucked.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Todd was a homosexual probably raping Jesse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Todd buck broke Jessie
        Based nazi autist

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >probably
        did you even watch the show

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          You're right, he was certainly raping Jesse

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watching Jesse being fricked by Breaking Bad Todd
        🙂
        >watching Jesse being fricked by El Camino Fat Todd
        🙁

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Hot

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Todd was the only based character. He was nice, friendly, good natured, but also not a moralgay who would cry every time shooting someone was necessary

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          He was probably still a gay and raping Jesse

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            There wasn’t any signs he was raping Jesse. I think there would’ve been a bucket and some soap down there, and probably some empty bottles of hair removal or wax papers, because you have to think, Jesse’s ass would be in no state to rape living in a hole for that long. It would be hairy and stinky. But I also don’t think he was a gay, and he wasn’t really into that sort of funny business

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              >jesse meets walter for the last time
              >walter asks jesse to shoot him
              >jesse replies: "oh boy, i am still sore from all that assrape"

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no rape as a popular reddit idea that somehow found its way across the internet.
              everything is rape with them. sam and frodo? rape. holmes and watson? rape. freeza and vegeta? rape.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                >holmes and watson
                You made that one up

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why do you know what Reddit is up to anon?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                People call Sam and Frodo and Holmes and Watson gay, not that there is rape

            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              The way he touches Jesse's face comes off as creepy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It maybe seems creepy but if you consider the context, Todd wasn’t the weird one. Jesse was acting more like a whipped dog than a man at the point, he was treating Todd more like a captor than the friend Todd was trying to be with him. Because of that, he had to treat Jesse like a little kid or some sort of pet just to be friendly to him and make him feel better

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Anon that doesn't make it any less creepy

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I would say it was more so weird than ‘creepy’, personally. Todd is just really nice and can’t help himself, and Jesse is forcing the social dynamic to veer off into these strange waters, but I think it was also weirder from the outside perspective. It probably was a natural thing to do from the rapport they built, all thanks to Jesse making it so bad, though

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                I can't tell if you're for real

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                If you want to know something, neither can I *lightening strikes in the background*

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Jimmy?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nah, they had intimate moments together of passion. That's not creepy.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous
            • 11 months ago
              Anonymous

              no rape as a popular reddit idea that somehow found its way across the internet.
              everything is rape with them. sam and frodo? rape. holmes and watson? rape. freeza and vegeta? rape.

              Anons......

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Think turning him into a litteral slave was already cartoonish with just how much the writters seemenly wanted the character to suffer. Adding rape into it would make me think someone on the writing team had it out for Aaron Paul.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Why was it cartoonish?

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Probably not the right word to use. I guess what I mean is while watching I was taken aback at just how much they made Pauls character suffer. Not that he had it rough through out the show but if you told me while watching "Jesse get's enslaved by neo-nazis and forced to live in a hole" I'd wouldn't believe you.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                When you put it that way I really get what you mean

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Yeah adding getting sexed by Todd would be overkill

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                i wouldnt minded seeing todd and badger ending up together

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Cute <3

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                It's implied in the show. Jesse is Todd's new found love and Todd takes full advantage.

              • 11 months ago
                Anonymous

                Who wouldn't

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          yeah, autism. he's cwc with a gun and supervision

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            He wasn’t autistic, he once carried on a polite conversation about ferns with an old man. That’s a sign of being rather socially adept

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Anon, you'd cry if someone shot your girlfriend too

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >gets with used goods daddy issues heroin addict
      >gets with literal used goods already has a kid spicy latina
      Man cant catch a break

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Both girls were beautiful and had great personalities

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    Anonymous
  22. 11 months ago
    Anonymous
  23. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >you have 50 hours to name any character more gangster than jesse
    I can't

  24. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    im gansta....................

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      How gangsta?

  25. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    they didn't make him or his clothes dirty enough to feel like a real tweeker

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah the show wasn't 100% realistic at all times

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That would have been gross to watch

  26. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >name any character more gangster than jesse
    Spongebob

  27. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    .

  28. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ez

  29. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Todd, as hes getting that sweet Jesse bussy.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Chad and Gus truly are the only real Chads of the show

  30. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    He's like someones mum's idea of a gangster.
    "Oh timmy i wish you wouldn't hang around that jesse boy. he looks like trouble!"

  31. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Vic Mackey

  32. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Black person homosexual neighbor living in the apartment complex that I Pay for, and he's on section. b***h ass homie thinks he's hard because his skin has melanin

  33. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

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