You have a wife? Girlfriend? 'Cause you know what I'm gonna do next? I'm gonna find her, whoever she is, I'm gonna find her. And I'm gonna hurt her. I'm gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out your name. And you're not gonna be able to do shit, you know why? Because you're gonna be this close to dead.
And then I'm gonna kill you right in front of her.
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He should have thrown him out of the plane
This
After shooting him
One of the most imposing villains of all time.
Despite being a fat frick you can feel hes more threatening than anyone in that plane, Ethan included.
He was in control the whole time. You feel dread when you realize maybe Ethan punched way above his weight (no pun intended).
>Despite being a fat frick you can feel hes more threatening than anyone in that plane, Ethan included.
I don't know why, but some of the most intimidating villains of all time are fat fricks. Auric Goldfinger would not be anywhere near as imposing if he was skinny or fit
>I don't know why, but some of the most intimidating villains of all time are fat fricks
Fat fricks IRL usually have the power, think about it.
because they inform you they will not threaten you through physical domination, they will do it through worse ways
because they didnt get to the top by being physically gifted, they got there by being smart, cunning, and ruthless
don't forget also that it implies a sense of greed and inability to control one's appetites despite better judgement
OH N-
Oneof the most fricked up death scenes imo
ethan hunt isn’t a character
He doesn't need to be, Bond went to shit when they decided he needed to be a "real character"
Bond always had real character, it's just that the Craig era fundamentally misunderstood it
>Well let’s see you pull that off with no fingers, frickstick.
>You have a wife? Girlfriend? 'Cause you know what I'm gonna do next? I'm gonna find her, whoever she is, I'm gonna find her. And I'm gonna introduce her to Tyrone Buck. He's gonna make her bleed, and cry, and call out his name. And you're not gonna be able to do shit, you know why? Because "your mission, you have no choice but to accept it."
>And then you're going to look at her with sadness in your eyes and smile.
It took until the very end of the next movie but Ethan cuck lost.
Literally me. Literally me. I experienced this when my last relationship ended. Literally me. I am Ethan Hunt. Time to marathon every single Mission Impossible and go see the new one in theaters.
why was he so evil?
Why did they make the films so much different after this one? I thought 3 was pretty weak the first time I saw it, but I had no idea how bad 4 was going to be. 5 was very boring and forgettable, 6 was just okay. I have no interest in seeing the new one.
4 is the best one, moron. You have shit taste.
>You have a feed? And seed? 'Cause you know what I'm gonna do next? I'm gonna find it, wherever it is, I'm gonna find it. And I'm gonna restore it. I'm gonna make it frick, and suck, and bear it Chuck's name.
The Banepost practically writes itself and yet you insist on forcing a Sneedpost out of this scene. This is why Big Guys don't respect you idiots.
Well said.
I just finished the movie. Who are you you and why are you watching me?
There's not a lot of movies, anon. I just saw this thread and I haven't seen this movie in years.
Hoffman was taken from us far too soon. What a goat actor.
>Hoffman was taken from us
He was a fat slob junkie that ODed. Good riddance.
probably the most pathetic villain of all time. it's a miracle mi got to 4 after the shit shows of 2 and 3
>le epin 2 & 3 weren't good meme
Get to frick.
I get to frick your mom while I enjoy Mission: Impossible 2 and 3, yes.
Can’t bruise the cruise based thread, bond gays seethe.
HOLY GET
ew what is that giant pile of shit?
Don’t be mean to Daniel like that.
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