You have been chosen as the avatar of the Phoenix Force. What the first thing you do with your now godlike power?

You have been chosen as the avatar of the Phoenix Force.
What the first thing you do with your now godlike power?

CRIME Shirt $21.68

Yakub: World's Greatest Dad Shirt $21.68

CRIME Shirt $21.68

  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Grow a bigger dick

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Full on eco-tyrant, free the animals, blow up the logging equipment, drown busch execs in sea world tanks etc

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      More or less same, but a larger scope. Wall street fricks, North Korea is gone. Systemic issues will be ripped out by the roots bypassing the bullshit laws in place to protect those roots.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      eliminate them from all positions of power
      you know who

      More or less same, but a larger scope. Wall street fricks, North Korea is gone. Systemic issues will be ripped out by the roots bypassing the bullshit laws in place to protect those roots.

      I don't know, not sure if I'd force my views on the rest of the world on threat of death. Seems kinda evil to decide what you deem as good and moral and forcing that definition of good and moral on everyone else.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Enjoy my god like power for as long as it stays, it’s got a thing for redheads and unfortunately my hair is brown. So I doubt it’ll stay for long. Just to be safe I should probably kill all the redheads just so another human isn’t given this power when it leaves me.

        The phoenix force is a pretty evilish source of power anyway despite being the embodiment of all life in existence. All it’s hosts destructive tendencies are amplified and their impulse control is diminished

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >granted godlike power
        >act like a god
        Ooof, not cool bros. In fact, deeply problematic.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I don't know, not sure if I'd force my views on the rest of the world on threat of death. Seems kinda evil to decide what you deem as good and moral and forcing that definition of good and moral on everyone else.
        Agreed and the ~~*people*~~ in positions of power are the ones who do that which is why they should be removed in self defence

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          Exactly. I doubt some people here wouldn't want a /misc/tard to have that kind of power, and vice versa a tumblur feminist.

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I don't care. I've lived through everyone being given a voice that is treated as valid. The result is a joke of directionless status quo that only benefits a few. Jean destroyed planets. I consider the extermination of the worst aspects of a species to just be targeted Darwinism with a little fast forwarding of the tape.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      You do realize that you can ethically log right? Forests have life cycles and a massive part of the reason that forest fires have been getting WORSE (aside from the blatant arson) is government mismanagement and not going into forests and taking down dead trees and helping new growth start as well as leaving the healthy older trees grow

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        I do, thanks. If you keep being this pedantic, i'm going to have to get rid of you, too.

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    well what's my job?

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    eliminate them from all positions of power
    you know who

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Create the ultimate milf harem

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fly away

  7. 11 months ago
    twin stick shooters

    destroy the state of Israel

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      see

      [...]
      [...]
      I don't know, not sure if I'd force my views on the rest of the world on threat of death. Seems kinda evil to decide what you deem as good and moral and forcing that definition of good and moral on everyone else.

  8. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, most of humanity is gone ASAP, and I'd undo the bulk of harm done to the planet and other species on it.

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *