You have been put in charge of a reboot of Steven Universe. You have full control over every single aspect of it. What is your version like?
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You have been put in charge of a reboot of Steven Universe. You have full control over every single aspect of it.
Natural age progression for Steven along with Spinel endgame and Steven accepting he enjoys violence
>Steven accepting he enjoys violence
I really wish they had done this. Right now the show is saying to simply ignore the negative parts of your personality instead of working on them or finding healthy ways to express them. Steven could've taken up wrestling with Amethyst instead of just ignoring his passion for fighting.
>age progression
>Steven accepting he enjoys violence
Already happened through Steven spending just a few nights in the woods with Jasper, who is also a much better girlfriend for Steven than Spinel, the writers cucked the story out if a perfect ending by not letting him stay with her and escalating their adventures from punching trees and rocks to fighting non-gem species in space together.
It’s more dabbling since he doesn’t become violent in a happy way afterwards
They need more fun action adventures with less crying. The emotional notes hit much better when they're not every other episode lol.
>More fusions
>Less relationship drama
>A better artstyle
>Average runtime of 22 minutes per episode
>Some gems including 1 or 2 ending up with human men
>steven having to come to realize that no how much it hurts, not everything can be solved with singing/crying/forgiveness
That's all i can think of.
Sorry i meant
>"1 or 2 of the main cast" ending up with human men
>More fusions
I'm still a little upset that we will never get to see the majority of fusion pairings. There are some really good ones. Lapis and Peridot are an obvious pair. Amethyst and Jasper would've been interesting. And I honestly thought we were going to get a Pearl and Bismuth fusion the first time I watched Bismuth Casual.
>Some gems including 1 or 2 of the main cast ending up with human men
It would've made the townie episodes feel much less wasteful had we gotten character development for the gems out of them. It could've also been a nice setup for some potential sequels following the kids of the Crystal Gems. I wonder if Garnet would have a Ruby kid and a Sapphire kid or if there would just be one Garnet kid.
i sell the rights to it to tamers12345 for $3 and a can of pepsi
It's just going to be the entirety of It's Always Sunnt, but reanimated. The best part? All of the gems are the main cast, but keep their character designs.
>Would you care for an egg in this trying time?
>Would you care for an egg in this trying time?
Steven is a girl.
>He hasn't read the past Nora threads or the "broken" version of her that the anons came up with
And I won't going forward. Nora is pure and innocent.
I only like Nora for sugar baby stuff, and/or grooming by older adult men on her road trip
Grooming is cute for Nora
A) Have a little bit more of actual time progress, show some of the comic-only stuff like Steven actually going to school and show why he ends up being kinda rejected there.
B) Less townie episodes where Steven has to fix shit from adults, more episodes where he gets to have an actually kind of normal teenagehood, and yes, that includes more Peedee episodes seeing he somehow disappeared mid-season (which, although kinda fair his VA apparently had a serious disease since S3 until S6, it's kind of bullshit to cut what could have been some sort of bro-ship connection that Steven needed)
C) More fusions, including maybe ones with Steven and other humans by accident.
D) Less of the needless drama, especially the fricking deal with Connie being mad at Steven for him trying to save her and everyone from the damn gems.
E) A better artstyle, or at least a more competent team that fixes half of the episodes which had artstyle issues.
F) An actual fight with White Diamond, sometimes people can only get a message learned through putting it in their beaten skulls.
G) More episodes for Future regarding his... Well, Steven's actual future plans
H) Regarding Future, actually have Greg confront his family and Steven realizing you can't force people to think your way, especially as some people will keep being stubborn ass b***hes.
Lastly, but more importantly, MAKE STEVEN BI OR GAY, I DUNNO, BUT I REALLY DIDN'T LIKE STEVE /CONNIE 85% OF THE TIME IT WAS ON SCREEN.
Just make it a normal show you'd see on CN in the mid 2000s.
>Set in Steven' s post college years
>He is a deeply changed person, still tries to appear care free, but clearly haunted by something that happened.
>He takes up his role as a gem leader and things have gotten much more complicated.
>Homeworld NEEDS new resources so Yellow's armies are set to explore, eventually running into different aliens who can not be pacified.
>Homeworld gems flounder without dictators, eventually forming into chaotic and idiotic political factions.
>Humans on earth begin to wake up to the "gem invasion" and some loud voices are calling for war.
>Steven is forced to use some of the tatics from the old empire.
>Yellow goes to war, subjugating the new found aliens.
>Blues propaganda machine pacifies the Homeworld
>White "purifies" kidnapped women into stepford wifes to act as human diplomats.
>Steven hates all of this but can't see any other way.
>There isn't anther way.
>Throughout the series we get flashbacks to what happened to change him.
>A bar.
>An ignorant redneck
>An argument
>A fight
>Steven wins, saving a CLEARLY abused wife who spits in his face and goes back to her abuser.
>"Its like they all just want to suffer...I can't talk them out of it. I have to show them how life could be better"
>He kills the man, kidnaps the woman, takes her to the gems who take care of her.
>She lives a happy life but STILL resents Steven for what he did.
>This becomes his manifesto
I dunno I'm drunk and tired. It could be better.
Canon pearlification
Standard rules of writting
1. Don't make the characters cry too much and let the audience do that for them, also embrace non comedic ugly crying
2. Allowing second perspectives, Lars from the stars and Lapis inner turmoil were wasted.
3. Stop using fricking hard to schedule guests actors for stuff, all material written in should be available always.
4. Get rid of the characters that literally add nothing to the story: Mr Smiley, the Fries kid, the mayor, Kiki. Is frustrating to deal with townies episodes that lead to nothing.
Just keep it the same way it was in season 1. Fun little adventures with occasional reveal of details about lore. also focusing more on characters interactions and cool one-episode plots with interesting gimmicks, instead of anime battles with super villians. also make steven have personality
Cancelled immediately
>darker and gritters
>steven learns he has to fight and not everyone is savable
>steven is a teenager and he must destroy the diamonds
>one of the cystal gem gets shattered.
>the Gems are tens of thousands of years old, maybe older, and have been on Earth for a large portion of that, so no plots about them only just now exploring emotions, feelings, and complex topics like they haven't had millennia to do that or to figure out how to interact with humans
>more adventures to interesting places to fight cool monsters and go on fun adventures
>no townie stories
>townie characters aren't relevant to the plot unless the story is going to upgrade them to hero status with gem tech or magic powers or something
>Give the Gemprie and the Diamonds an actual purpose instead of endless fascistic expansion just because
>No seriously, why the frick would they build so many temples and bizarre structures, and utterly alter the face of an entire planet if all they wanted to do was strip mine it to bare bones?
>Steven is a hero in training, trying to pick up and clean up his Mother's legacy, not a wacky crybaby whose main purpose in the show is to teach every character that is older and wiser than him that being mean is bad and being nice is good
>Make it so Pink Diamond wasn't just a brat who ran away and caused infinitely more problems that ruined the lives of everyone in the universe. Tie her motives into some larger plot that isn't just about familial drama and petulant wankery
>No Onion episodes ever.