You have to be roommates with Mr. Bean and Pee Wee Herman. How long do you last?

You have to be roommates with Mr. Bean and Pee Wee Herman. How long do you last?

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    how long does it take for a corpse to smell?

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pee Wee can be friends with basically anyone so we’re cool, Bean is mute and would cause chaos in the house

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      This. The best bet would be to hide out for a couple days and let the two work it all out.
      Does Pee Wee come with all his stupid ass living-house friends though?

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        They all stay in the cuckhouse while pee wee leaves on his scooter

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Thats fair. My best bet is they have frick off the first afternoon and have a movie adventure without you.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Nah you're forced to be the straight man for them to play off

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bean is an unyield force of nature. He brings chaos and destruction wherever he goes.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Good
      My life is boring
      I need the chaos fix

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peewee can be chill, and has a lot of wisdom. Bean is just a bull in a china shop.

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    which character would represent austrailia?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Russell Coit

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    the question is how long do THEY last

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mr. Bean easily ill start with small stuff like putting cameras everywhere including in the toilet. Then I would watch Mr. Bean sleep and I would follow him where he went without being detected. Over the course of the year I would reearange everything 1 inch to left. I would but dead rodents in the walls. I would paint the entire flat with lead paint. Finally I would look and dress and act exactly like him. I would strap him to a chair and force feed him my feces and give him death of thousand cuts. He would be kept alive and suffer for my pleasure.

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >How long do you last?
    Pretty fast. I have PED.

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peewee can repel the bean by cranking his hog in front of him

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Before I cum you mean?

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't know that peewee herman was israeli and was nearly busted for CP. Interesting...

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’ll take me around 3 min to asphyxiate both of them

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a Brit, I have no idea who "Pee Wee Herman" is. He has zero recognition or cultural impact in our country.

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Will the room be full of wacky stuff as well?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pee Wee's room will be full of wacky stuff, Mr. Bean's room is borderline squalor.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Realistically it's like 3-5 minutes usually but I could probably edge for an hour.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're kind of a homosexual, aren't you?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I watched a 2 minute clip of Pee Wee Herman for the first time where a Rube Goldberg machine makes his breakfast. He's such a stupid character with repulsive mannerisms. I hate him

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      filtered

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Muh heckin kids movie has deep meaning and symbolism

        Go fricking get a life

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Party time

  19. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Depends. Do I have to stay me?
    Or do I get a grey suit and red tie, and get to be a based menace too?

  20. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think I would get along just swimmingly, I must say.

  21. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    As a non American, I just wanna know, is pee wee jusyt a crappy mr bean knock off Americans grew up with?

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