>Reboot The Simpsons as a serialized show >Let it have a stronger Klasky Csupo influence in animation and designs like the earliest seasons >Maybe call it "Springfield" so that the writers can make stories about anyone in the city without having to shove the family in >Timeline is fixated around the early 90's in the beginning when the show began airing >Episodes don't need to be in chronological order >Homer and Marge got together in the 70's as originally done >Everyone ages along the episodes >Many events of the original series are done again (like Maude dying) >Lisa starts out as a smart but still childish kid like the early seasons, then turns into her activist vegan self in her teen years >The show ends similar to the christmas future episode
>You can't end it
welp that was my plan >Last season of the simpsons >It's in continuity with the original show formula where we met each simpson and then each springfielder. >It closes out stories >The finale is a 2 parter where the family's dysfunctions reach a climax and are finally resolved.
1. Fire all the writers
2. Give all the female characters a redesign and big breasts.
3. Heavy emphasis on beautiful visuals/character design.
4. Never go digital or heavy emphasis on contemporary humor.
Have it slowly become a drama. Stuff like Homer strangling Bart or Moe being suicidal aren’t just jokes anymore, they’re plot points and depicted realistically. Something similar to the last season of Moral Orel.
It can't be done. Nobody fricking cares about it. No matter what change you make, nobody is watching to find out. Nobody will read news about the big new change. You don't recover from 10+ series of utter dogshit nobody watches and suddenly have a big audience again.
We make the Simpsons run through the Kardashev Scale and incorporate magic every halloween. They want to be the bedrock of a dysfunctional American society? We will make the the best rock. It's time for a little bit of equivalent exchange.
Stop the floating timeline
Characters age in real time
Have season long connected storylines
Make it more serious and dramatic
Also, Rebecca Sugar is in charge and characters are allowed to go off-model.
>Reboot The Simpsons as a serialized show
>Let it have a stronger Klasky Csupo influence in animation and designs like the earliest seasons
>Maybe call it "Springfield" so that the writers can make stories about anyone in the city without having to shove the family in
>Timeline is fixated around the early 90's in the beginning when the show began airing
>Episodes don't need to be in chronological order
>Homer and Marge got together in the 70's as originally done
>Everyone ages along the episodes
>Many events of the original series are done again (like Maude dying)
>Lisa starts out as a smart but still childish kid like the early seasons, then turns into her activist vegan self in her teen years
>The show ends similar to the christmas future episode
Homer creampies his own butthole.
>You can't end it
welp that was my plan
>Last season of the simpsons
>It's in continuity with the original show formula where we met each simpson and then each springfielder.
>It closes out stories
>The finale is a 2 parter where the family's dysfunctions reach a climax and are finally resolved.
>The finale is a 2 parter where the family's dysfunctions reach a climax and are finally resolved.
the movie kind of did that
but then the show kept going and they became dysfunctional again
Get a major crewmember fired for sexual harassment
have them age
Shorter seasons but with better storyboarding and no recycled animations. Hire a bunch of young Harvard graduates as writers.
1. Fire all the writers
2. Give all the female characters a redesign and big breasts.
3. Heavy emphasis on beautiful visuals/character design.
4. Never go digital or heavy emphasis on contemporary humor.
>all female characters
Even lisa and maggie?
You SICK FRICK
Macromastia is a real condition and deserves proper representation in media
Honestly, it seriously just needs to be put out of it's misery.
Have it slowly become a drama. Stuff like Homer strangling Bart or Moe being suicidal aren’t just jokes anymore, they’re plot points and depicted realistically. Something similar to the last season of Moral Orel.
stop the floating timeline, set the show in the early/mid 90s
no more celebrities playing themselves outside of like a background gag
Simpsons get isekaid to a fantasy world with a video game stat and leveling system populated with alternate versions of classic side characters
You didn't say it had to be a good premise and this will get peoples interest out of sheer disgust
It can't be done. Nobody fricking cares about it. No matter what change you make, nobody is watching to find out. Nobody will read news about the big new change. You don't recover from 10+ series of utter dogshit nobody watches and suddenly have a big audience again.
>They're still making episodes
We make the Simpsons run through the Kardashev Scale and incorporate magic every halloween. They want to be the bedrock of a dysfunctional American society? We will make the the best rock. It's time for a little bit of equivalent exchange.