>Shriners
Nah they're a gay adjacent masonic order whose founder really really liked the aesthetic of arabia. They're like the order of the elks, order of the moose, lion's club, knights of columbus. It's just an umbrella secret society that encompasses a ton of subgroups. Some for genuine local outreach, some are gays who use the lodge to frick around and crossdress in secret away from their wives, some just get shitfaced and some take the esoteric tradition shit super seriously and do all sorts of wild shit. The vast majority of them are the crossdressers and drunks hiding from their wives though.
>Shriners
Nah they're a gay adjacent masonic order whose founder really really liked the aesthetic of arabia. They're like the order of the elks, order of the moose, lion's club, knights of columbus. It's just an umbrella secret society that encompasses a ton of subgroups. Some for genuine local outreach, some are gays who use the lodge to frick around and crossdress in secret away from their wives, some just get shitfaced and some take the esoteric tradition shit super seriously and do all sorts of wild shit. The vast majority of them are the crossdressers and drunks hiding from their wives though.
Why do Shriners hospitals keep asking regular, normal people for money? I thought secret Masonic orders were the elite and wealthy. They should fund the hospitals themselves.
But no, it's me who has to donate. But the masonic group gets the credit.
Its like that Disney and Oprah campaign a while back asking people to donate money so they can buy books for kids. They're rich, why the frick don't they just buy the books? Why are they asking everyone else to pony up the cash?
Rich people very rarely donate to charity unless its for a tax write off. They get bombarded by advertising just like everybody else, so every now and then some hot shit movie star will pick one for good publicity (and tax write offs). But, in general, the lion’s share of donations come from people who don’t have a lot of money, especially if it’s Salvation Army or something, because they’ve lived through poverty at some point in their lives.
>apprentice becomes more powerful than his master
Name a more kino trope
Kaleb making “howwific shwiners bwankets” with the skin of Alec’s family was way too dark for the tone of the series
>pov: you don't have cable
It was among the shriners. Real gweaseball shit.
Isn't the Shriners like the Black Hebrew Israelites, they're some random Scottish guys that think they're from Syria?
they're more like masons
they know it's a larp
Ah ok that makes sense, thank you anons
>Shriners
Nah they're a gay adjacent masonic order whose founder really really liked the aesthetic of arabia. They're like the order of the elks, order of the moose, lion's club, knights of columbus. It's just an umbrella secret society that encompasses a ton of subgroups. Some for genuine local outreach, some are gays who use the lodge to frick around and crossdress in secret away from their wives, some just get shitfaced and some take the esoteric tradition shit super seriously and do all sorts of wild shit. The vast majority of them are the crossdressers and drunks hiding from their wives though.
Why do Shriners hospitals keep asking regular, normal people for money? I thought secret Masonic orders were the elite and wealthy. They should fund the hospitals themselves.
But no, it's me who has to donate. But the masonic group gets the credit.
Its like that Disney and Oprah campaign a while back asking people to donate money so they can buy books for kids. They're rich, why the frick don't they just buy the books? Why are they asking everyone else to pony up the cash?
Rich people very rarely donate to charity unless its for a tax write off. They get bombarded by advertising just like everybody else, so every now and then some hot shit movie star will pick one for good publicity (and tax write offs). But, in general, the lion’s share of donations come from people who don’t have a lot of money, especially if it’s Salvation Army or something, because they’ve lived through poverty at some point in their lives.
>give me $19 butthole
>apprentice becomes more powerful than his master
Name a more kino trope
Kaleb making “howwific shwiners bwankets” with the skin of Alec’s family was way too dark for the tone of the series
Reminder that support for any Masonic endeavor to advance the fundamental mission of Masonry would be formal cooperation in an intrinsic moral evil.
just hand over the blankets kid and no one has to get hurt
>You better give me that blanket or I'll cripple y-..
>Hand it over before I put your ass in a wheelchai-...
SHUT THE FRICK UP CAWEB
>cute Shriners girl is a tattooed prostitute now
I want my money back. I didn't fund her treatment so she could grow up to be that.
she will not give you the money back, but she is always half off on foot jobs.
You really think you're so fricking funny huh? Grow the frick up dude. Seriously.
which one? please not the one from the Christmas commercial.
hey it's like the cover of that dead kennedy's album
post the full clip where they go flipping into the crowd and explode.
Frankenchrist.
This little homie looks like he sells kebabs
>my friend my friend very good very good price