>you hugged Rachel? did you smell her hair? […] yes it does matter if you smelled her hair, women produce 90% of their pheromones on top of their heads, that’s why women are naturally shorter than men
wait, isnt Phoebe supposed to be the dumb one of the girls, how does she know shit like this?
Remembering factoids does not make one intelligent. Delet this thread and see me after class, Mister Anon.
yes but Phoebe usually cant remember the name of the guy she had a date with three days ago, she is basically a goldfish
general knowledge does correlate with IQ though
And only midwits spend all day trying to impress others with general knowledge. Very high IQs have the knowledge but know not to sperg.
>achually smart people keep it to themselves and never utilize or reflect on situations that information is pertinent in
correlation isn’t causation. tons of midwit redditors think memorising wikipedia makes them intelligent, but when it comes to utilising their own reasoning creatively they fail. a dog can learn by rote memorisation. it can’t employ abstract reasoning by itself to a complex degree
That's because high IQ leverages that knowledge as tools. Knowing things for the sake of knowing things doesn't give you a high IQ though.
>tfw I was that kid randomly spouting reddit "fun facts", here's one:
humans don't have pheromones. Pheromones hijack your physiology and literally make you act a certain way. When a bee releases attack pheromones upon identifying a thread, all the other bees nearby will lose their free will and obey the pheromone. Smell plays a role in human sexual attraction but only as a cue.
>he doesn't know
>you're wrong because.... YOU JUST ARE OK
> Pheromones hijack your physiology and literally make you act a certain way
wrong.
> all the other bees nearby will lose their free will and obey the pheromone
wrong
>Smell plays a role in human sexual attraction but only as a cue.
wrong
How does it feel to be dumber than the bimbo character in a committee-written sitcom?
Neither do truisms. See yourself out.
She's wrong. Women's pheromones come from their armpits.
>did you smell Rachel’s armpit?
their tasty, tasty armpits
Phoebe's knowledge is 90% woo bullshit.
Like this stupid idea of 'pheromones'
cute dumb bimbo with moments of clarity is a kino trope
>Phoebe
>bimbo
Ross immediately says Rachel’s head smells like coconut shampoo
>implying those pheromones wouldn't get mogged by all the shampoo and oils and shit womemes put in their hair
Bunch of pseudsci bullshit, the only thing you need to keep a woman are feral moans.
Pheobe is a based moron. Also Kudrow won.
it’s unironically Phoebe > Rachel > Monica
also Charlie was hot, prime Aisha Tyler was a bombshell
also is it weird if I found Janice oddly hot? far from wife material but would aggressively frick a good few times
Nah. You just have absolutely, bottom of the barrel shit taste.
Monica was the hottest.
thats bullshit and you know it
She looks like my mom but different enough that its ok.
>the glint on her chest
AAAAAA LICK LICK SEXOOO LICK
Monica would make good Jill Valentine
These days she looks more like Nemesis
>FRIEEEEENDS
>posts pic of episode where she (25yo) sleeps with a 16yo
so?
That only strengthens his argument
damn, you're making me want to try Friends
Damn why did all the people go crazy over Rachel/Aniston?
Prime Monica is easily much more beautiful, pretty, cute and hot. Chandler won. Maybe there's hope for autists afterall
>Damn why did all the people go crazy over Rachel/Aniston?
Because she had nips you could cut glass with, regularly viewable on primetime TV
>those arms
Fuuuuuuuuuck me what a beautiful woman
Mah homie. Black hair and blue eyes the best combination
Monica > Phoebe > Rachel
I'd agree, but boy did Monicachads lose the long game.
Watch the behind the scenes. They have a team of unfunny morons and even they can't come up with jokes and make Chandler do their job for them, and Chandlers improv was also extremely unfunny: he wrote a joke for the vegas episode on the spot which was "they're drunk so I should say they are like vodka bottles in human form walking around and talking LMAO".
Classic Mattism.
Mónica was the perfect woman
Looks like a troony.
Mind broken and Obsessed
That was part of Phoebe's schtick, she was the airhead and dummy but then she would pop out some highly factual, coherent observation and understanding on a topic. She was informed in unusual area's.
Human pheromones doesn't exist. So she was basically spouting astrology-tier facts like the moron she is. Guess the joke was too high brow for you 🙂
she's still dumb because humans aren't affected by pheromones