You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days. What do you do?
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You inherit 5 million dollars the same day aliens land on the earth and say they're going to blow it up in 2 days.
Become a patron of bunny rabbits
Give the aliens 5 million dollars to let me push the button.
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rape
Considering society would break down almost completely, commerce would cease, and money would be useless, I think this is probably the most likely scenario.
I find it disturbing that the reason you think against doing it is the consequences and not the pain you inflict in the moment. I have to have that discussion every time Edge of Tomorrow or Groundhog Day gets brought up.
after 100000 times you would stop giving a frick about inflicting pain to others
Why do you think that?
Nothing you do would really matter, because the next day everything would just reset. You would become nihilist not beliving in any values. At first you would probably try to be normal but after some time you would try anything to break the routine.
I strongly believe that the feelings the people would feel in that moment matter, even if the world gets reset. Also if you get to keep your own memories idk how you could ever live with yourself after commiting such a heinous act no matter how bored you might have gotten.
>rape
>heinous act one can't get over
Go back
I didn't say I would do it, but it would inevitably happen. Then again, there'd be an exponentially larger amount of impromptu consensual hooking up.
Oh no, we have a moron. There's absolutely no telling how many days the main character in groundhog Day has been repeating. He could have been repeating the same day for a thousand years. In that time, he may have killed himself a thousand different ways and raped the female protagonist at least a dozen times. He might regret doing in the next day, for a long time, but it could be a century before that feeling of regret and guilt fully goes away. Given enough time he will have done basically everything he could reasonably do in that town, including the heinous crimes of murder, rape, suicide, burglary, and arson.
Considering how long a transfer of that size takes to be approverd, and the state the world will be in, not much.
did they said it only to me or to everybody?
if to everybody then society collapses and money is not worth anything
Holy ESL.
I'm going to assume nobody knows about the alien invasion but me because society would collapse immediately if the world was ending in 2 days. I could not spend 5 million dollars that quickly so I wouldn't try to. I would buy a carton cigarettes and Uber Eats every meal. If you think that's sad then know my current life is worse.
a carton of cigarettes*
It's funny to me that people think we live in anything but the worst time in history when my ideal life is what I wrote there and I can't even have it.
My ancestors didn't even have it this bad because they were farmers and they had wives.
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You should watch Heathers.
Yes it's great
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I dont think the money would be considered worth much at that point.
Yeah, I think me and someone else already said it but money would be worthless if everyone gets five million. Just assume it's only you with five million and nobody else knows about the alien invasion. That way it gets changed to
>you have 5 million and two days to spend it
make salah because it must the work of the dajjal
catch them on their bluff and give them a million so they can create an anal probing startup at silicon valley
Ask them if they can blow it up now
I have no interest in this topic.
Yes, I am in fact the exact type of butthole that will post in your thread to tell you I am uninterested in it, but since it's a Bump and a (You), you'll lap it up like the ill-bred dog you are. prostitute.
>you inherit money the same day it becomes worthless
Nice thread moron. Is Cinemaphile idiot central?
>not sliding that wad over to your father
>What do you do?
I spend it all to buy out some cute blond haired dicky from desperate parents and take good care of her, take her places, buy her best food, whatever she wants, give her lots of pats on the head.
Then we make tender love on the last day's evening.
Pay Madonna a million dollars to sit on my face. She should pay me actually...
buy maps to the stars homes after chartering a private flight to LA and pay what's left of the 5mil to the carnie selling those to circle A list actresses <25. I would bring over a mathematician on the rape-spree to hold the women down and make math demostrations to the aliens, I heard yo either do that or code to show intelligence, math seems safer but I suck at math and doubt html would impress interstellar civilizations. I'll just go "how do you like dem apples?" after the nerd finishes the equation or whatever, i'll be too busy raping and too tired from all the rape to think of something smarter to say.
go on a 2 day dangerous drug bender with my friends.