you just know this shitty movie will break the box office and will get an amazing critical reception
you just know this shitty movie will break the box office and will get an amazing critical reception
you just know this shitty movie will break the box office and will get an amazing critical reception
and you will forever seethe
No, no it wont.
why would you write "no" twice? what an foolhardy post
>an foolhardy
Hello, sir.
No, yes, yes it will.
It’s not 2019 anymore, MCU movies can’t reach a billion now
Barbie is a 70 year old IP and never got a live action film before. There's nostalgia bait. Captain Marvel is one of several MCU films, and it was right at the MCU mania. It's largely died down.
This film seems more like a film no one asked for. It'll do as well as Antman Quantimanium or whatever.
Disney got greedy, thought their customers were idiots and would watch anything, so they pumped out so much MCU and Star Wars content to sell D+. It didn't work and it just flooded the market so that MCU isn't even special or a thing anymore.
Antman Quantumania was actually decent, at lowest I'd give it 6/10
The world of the microorganisms/tiny aliens was really cool, interesting. No other film could explore this world ("quantum realm") that we can't see or normally go.
In that regard Antman 3 is practically an original film all on its own.
>disneybot AI wrote this
It's great the MCU can take the quantum realm, Far off battle planets, and the Hall of thr God's and make them all the same with exactly one boomer meme actor to say funny lines. Frick off shill
NWH came out in 2022
no idea what that is
No way home
didn't ask
from left to right: Black person Hispanic c**t
>spic
Burgers.......
>oi m8 did you just misidentify a poc you fascist?
Do bongoids really worship p*kis like this?
did marvel trailers start the whole "trailer for the trailer" trend?
>loud electronic midi orchestral music begins to crescendo
PEE PEE POO POO
>7 men pissing on abandoned sofa in the woods
TRAILER
>close‐up of a man's anguished face in dirty portable toilet
STARTS
>flickering footage of a man reaching for a just out of reach roll of toilet paper as music reaches crescendo
NOW
>blumhouse logo
Lol no it won’t, not one marvel movie or show except guardians has done anything for them in years, it’s going to bomb and no one will give a shit.
There's no buzz and the only people tlaking online about it is Cinemaphile speculating how badly it's gonna do. Not a good sign. Seems to be no real interest.
Course there isn’t she’s a wet blanket of a hero nobody gives a frick about with no charm or grace and I can’t even remember why she has powers or what they even are.
It comes out in November, it's still a little early for the shilling to start but they'll get to it eventually. It's gonna be pretty funny watching them try to polish this turd
It shamelessly panders to Blacks, asiatics and pajeets, of course it will be a success
It looks better than Captain Marvel, but I doubt it's going to do well. People didn't really like Captain Marvel as much and even the more popular franchises like Ant-man have been suffering. They really should've released this is February instead of Quantumania and maybe both movies would've done better.
When even the normies are getting tired of capeshit you know things are bad. They’re usually a couple years late to adopt tv policies
>Cinemaphile saying a big movie will flop
kek didn't learn anything from Barbie did you, you mysoginistic chuds
I just know you're a shill
I saw the trailer. It made no sense at all, was filled with noise and explosions woven together with chirpy one-liner dialogue, and the characters seemed ill tempered and b***hy. Oh, and the little creature in the middle extremely annoying. I saw nothing good. I absolutely cannot think of a single nice thing to say about it. The cat was cute? I got nuthin.
One billy, 91% rt.
>Disney releases Ms Marvel show to ABC
>viewing ratings are in
>OH NO NO NO
Is Carol cute?
She would if she put on more fat
Someone call the architect
looks more like a karen to me..
yes
>miss larson, can you please smi..
>that sand Black person and regular Black person stole my movie, take the fricking picture !
>more money will go into the pockets of rich white men
The Patriarchy wins again KEK
those costumes look bad
they're re editing it right now to make it more like barbie
>you just know this shitty movie will break the box office and will get an amazing critical reception
The latter, yes. The former? No.
Im ready to be wrong, but nobody gives a frick about that movie anywhere. Even on facebook where people love to proclaim how many times they've watched the latest capeshit at the theater, whatever hype there might be is seemingly nonexistent.
I honestly hope it fails. Not only because disney, but because i really just dont give a frick about any of those characters. Where's my fricking rogue movie you shits.
That Nagger woman looks okay, in promo pics/photos from promo tour/interviews there is an ugly nagger sitting next to pretty face (granny body) Brie Larson?
Is the Nagger woman dark, ugly irl?
Brie is so sexy
Why is this thread still alive
i'm bumping it just to spite you
lol I don't care
I left and came back. Surprised it was still up.
That is not at all what that character is supposed to do.
They changed it now that they have the rights to Mr Fantastic, they also changed her to a mutant because they have the rights to the X-men now.
Cute, CUTE!
"Actress" is so fat and out of shape she could not film the simple action scenes and they had to make it CGI.
LOL just LOL.
Wait that's a movie that will actually be put in theaters? I thought this was going to be a show on disney+
2 of the characters are in the movie solely because of their Disney+ shows.
Just like that Harley Quinn movie did?
Brie is a confirmed draw
>non-existential ass
What's an example of an ass that is existential?
Amateur cosplayers look better than that. Then again Brie always looks like shit no matter what you do with her lol
Brie is a classic beauty
they might pay to push it to billion again to try and save the mcu brand in mind of normies. but i dont think anyone gives 2 shits.
>What's next for her after her disneyslop career ends?
haha that is her butthole and my cum
get your mind out of the gutter
Comedies co-starring israeli males.
yeah probably
The grrl power crowd already blew its load on Barbie which was new and exciting and actually had attractive people in it. This is yet another installment in a universe people have clearly grown weary of featuring an unpopular actress and a couple of uggos in laughable costumes. It's a continuation of a Disney+ series no one watched. There is no momentum, no name recognition, absolutely fricking nothing to sell this movie with
I still don't know what the frick Disney is actually thinking with this. The Ms. Marvel ratings are not ambiguous. People don't give a frick and they've indicated as much but they're plowing ahead with a huge-budget version of the show that bombed anyway because frick money, I guess
If they want that movie to make money, they should just cut every scene that doesn't have any Iman on it, then compensate the missing time by slowing down and zooming any scene that shows Iman's ass and cleavage.
The black one's logo reminds me of a hentai site's logo.
What will be the first "Direct to Disney+" marvel movie? I think that man when we could consider it truly dead.
I don't know about that, but I know I'm not seeing it.
me neither im just gonna look at the brie webms anons make
>hey Bill, how can we make the most obnoxious Marvel character even more obnoxious?
>idk Frank, maybe make her a Black person, a dyke or a wetback
>hmm, that gives me an even better idea, let’s make three of her so we can do all of those things
>Bill, you’re a goddamn genius
only if they buy their own tickets again
As long as it blows DUNC
Looks like some low budget TV show for ABC.
Captain Marvel and all the other B-character movies made a bunch of money because of the momentum of the Avengers movies carrying them but now that's over and there's nothing to generate hype for these anymore unless they feature popular characters from the previous phase like Dr Strange and Guardians.