>you just recently heard that your sister (or cousin) is dating Seth Macfarlane
What do?
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>you just recently heard that your sister (or cousin) is dating Seth Macfarlane
>you just recently heard that your sister (or cousin) is dating Seth Macfarlane
What do?
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Peanut butter jelly time
Frick his sister. Then maybe kill Matt Groening.
He's a family guy.
Date his sister to get back at him for dating mine
I wanked to this b***h several times
I like her monoboobs but doesn’t really do it for me. Her face is jacked and she doesn’t do hardcore stuff
>she doesn’t do hardcore stuff
Getting a dick in front of a camera for the world to see seems pretty hardcore to me.
I mean DAP, TAP, bukkake, gokkon, anal pissing, piss drinking, ass to mouth, ass to pussy, putting her hand inside her ass and giving a handjob to a guy while he fricks her ass. Sort of expected with serious pornstars these days.
What the frick is wrong is porn addicts?
See my fantasy here
Oh sweet summer child
Damn, Hayley looks like that?
>that deepfake of her and seth mcfarlane
Meet up with him and introduce Seth to Cinemaphile to give him new ideas
Get me on the Orville you hack
Who are YOU?
Well, my sisters are 14 and 12 so I think I'd call the police.
I would DP/DVP her.
It would start with me getting drunk with Seth and proposing the idea at some point. He’d be right away into it so we’d start strategizing. The plan would be to go out for drinks with my sister under the guise of some celebration then go back to his pad. He’d put on Star Wars (planned ahead of time) and I’d start saying how gross it was that Luke kissed his sister. Seth would say “dude she’s hot it’s okay” and I would pretend to be thoroughly disgusted. He would follow up with a dare/bet saying I’d do it for $10k, then 50k, then 100k, then $1 million. Then he was seriously propose it to me and I’d hesitate. My sister would react accordingly and I would tell her I actually really need the money for an engagement ring and mortgage.
She would go through the gamut of emotions but we’d work on her, me saying it would be a sort of transaction but maybe a fun one-off thing we’d take to our graves, Seth being a perv saying it would be his fantasy. We’d eventually agree to a date.
Last minute on the night of the big event I’d bail. They’d call me and I’d nervously say I just can’t and hang up. My sister would realize she was anticipating it so much and actually disappointed now that I’d bailed. That night Seth would make love to her, putting a finger in her ass and asking how her brother’s wiener feels and she’d be so wet and horny. He’d lay it on thick with the dirty talk and prime her.
The next day I’d sheepishly show up and pretend it was just a joke. She’d coquettishly say she kind of looked forward to it and I’d feign surprise and act like I never really thought about it. The next night I’d show up “unexpected” and after a few drinks Seth would excuse himself to make a business call and I’d suddenly lean over and passionately embrace her, cupping her breast with one hand her wet mound with the other. Seth would come in after exactly 7 minutes and game, set, match.
That’s what I’d do.
Get her to marry him ASAP because I want a cut of that Family Guy money
just what my family needs, another annoying liberal homosexual
ask if he has any roles for Emma Dumont
Have my sister name our baby after him
Gross
keep bringing up the first season of "the orville" and how it was seths best work.
Enjoy spending his money
Tell her to tell him to make a new season of Orville or no more sex
ask him about that 9/11 flight he didn't take
Try to get money from him, duh.
I'd pull out my handy boxcutter and threaten him"
"hey homosexual you will never be a family guy"
then retract the knife and go "just kiddiiiing"
then we'd laugh and become best friends and shit
Idk ask if he could introduce me to trey Parker I’m a big fan
>make more American Dad episodes or she’ll withhold sex
Try to get a part on The Orville.
>doesn't die in a fiery crash on 9/11
wtf is his problem?
My cousin is an autistic 250 pd latina hotel worker
the frick he want with her
Why does he look like that? He looks like seeing your friend without his glasses for the first time when you've seen him wearing them 24/7 for years
I ask him why he has to turn every other joke in family guy into a gay ass fricking musical song and dance number and suggest he should just make a show that is just that and leave it out of the other one
Seth is obviously gay, anon. No straight dude is that into show tunes.
My cousin is a fat Xanax addict alcoholic with BPD. I hope they enjoy each other
> MacFarlane is an atheist, explaining his beliefs, "I do not believe in God. I'm an atheist. I consider myself a critical thinker, and it fascinates me that in the 21st century most people still believe in, as George Carlin puts it, 'the invisible man living in the sky'."
I first review family guy because I don't really remember much of it.
And then any time I'm around him I just act insufferably like the characters in the show and constantly do annoying voices and bad impressions of Brian, Peter, and Stewey. Like, relentlessly, no matter how much he tries to ignore me or ask me to stop.
What the frick are you even trying to say?
constantly corner him in the kitchen and pitch my shitty show ideas until he dumps her.
Make sure he doesnt miss any of his next flights