You know a documentary will come out about this soon.
Who do you see playing the main characters? Cast them.
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You know a documentary will come out about this soon. Who do you see playing the main characters? Cast them.
Your mom
AND EVEN FARTHER
Actually Netflix has been making a tell all doc on him that includes interviews with him where he is apparently more open and honest than he's ever been. The problem is crazy shit keeps happening so they keep updating it and can't release it.
For real?
https://wrestlingjunkie.usatoday.com/2023/10/19/vince-mcmahon-netflix-documentary-release-date-update/
Holy shit lmao. Yeah, there's about 30-40 years of dirt on him. But there's no good stopping point, because new shit keeps coming out. You can't really have anything about him until he's dead. And even then, shit might come back. Like how there's that gay waterboy molesting scandal in the WWE that wasn't out until the guy doing it died.
>new shit keeps coming out
Surely they could at least do the steroid trial era.
Where does that meme template of him that’s been really popular lately originate from? Where he’s tearing up
im a white boy with a tiny little white pee pee that i refer to as my clitty! my clitty is sissy sized and leaks sissy precum constantly
unironically Jake Gillenhall or Bill Paxton
Paxton is dead, Gyllenhall is gay
Chris Cooper
It's crazy how willing prostitutes are to degrade themselves and the only people who are ever criticized and condemned are the men.
Both the prostitute and prostitutemonger are le bad, but the prostitutemonger is worse. The prostitute is doing what she does for her livelihood, a job, while the prostitutemonger is using his disposable income to do unnecessary degenerate things. He could've spent that money on something to better his loved ones or humanity in general, but he uses it to shit on a prostitute's head. That makes him worse.
prostitutes haven't been punished in ages.
LOS STEVE AUSTINEZ!!
>I'm sorry, but we can't afford Vince McMahon! He's a billionaire, and he's got too busy of a schedule!
>Then get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!
Idris Elba (as Vince)
>documentary
I'd prefer a biopic with Jon Hamm playing Vince
Love how biopics of every single news event are so ubiquitous now that people just call them documentaries now.
Biopics is short for biographical pic, a life story not a news event story
Splitting hairs. They're almost all news events structured as biopics to make them more relateable and fit into a conventional plot. We've got Gamestop Guy movie, Wework Guy movie, MeToo Girl movie, and so on.
Since WWE is very litigious, you can't call him the CEO of WWE. But you need a 3 letter word. So what is he a CEO of now? CEO of ___?
Can I get a quick rundown, please?
I see people posting McMahon but I don't wanna look around about what he did.
He pooped on a lady-wrestlers head during a threesome.
Thanks
Just to let you know everything they said is headcanon from Reddit, Twitter, and the mainstream media
>game bullshit high paying job to some woman to be his mistress
>Vince sends her texts about his BBC cuck fantasies, allegedly shits on her head and makes her have sex with wrestlers and other degrading acts
>She splits and they have a settlement where she has an NDA and he owes her 3 million dollars
>Vince pays her 1 million and stops
>She goes public
>sois are claiming rape and sex trafficking because he didn't pay his prostitute
Rovert samegayging
Not enough for him to frick up Cinemaphile he fricks up Cinemaphile as well
I thought it was something serious. What if it was a bit?
It is. Vince will go all the way to the chair seconds away from exection and then the executioner will pull off his hood, revealing himself to have been Chris Benoit all along and put Vince in a Crippler Crossface
Another case of ASSDRUNKNESS
Goku going super Saiyan 3 but with BBC in a woman's holes.
Some gigabawd worked for WWE. She engaged in consensual sex with Vince and everyone else with a penis in a 50 mile radius over the course of several years. An agreement was made where Vince pays her 3 million dollars to not discuss it. When he stops paying at 1 million she goes public claiming she was sex trafficked with some disgustingly degenerate text messages as evidence but none at any point indicate no consent. She also alleges he beat her up during sex once and shit on her face with no proof.
Any more pics of this girl? All bing can give me is this one.
There are a few more floating around.
Bruh this dude
>when you realize it's not hair on his lips, but doodoo
Why are Americans so obsessed with the black male phallus?
only whites are (whites are not american)
Cinemaphile shows brown people are obsessed with it
those are whites larping as americans
Sorry you're brown anon but no need to lie
If you have a black dildo you name it after one of your black wrestlers. You having quite the array of dildos.
Rovert I see you’re spamming threads on Cinemaphile as well as Cinemaphile ya crippled b***h.
Remember he does this because AEW has gone to shit and he needs to cope
it was a really good day for us based bbc connoisseurs to see the mainstream media have to talk about being BLACKED
ayo this homie needs 3 BIG BLACK DICKS IN HIS PUSSEY AND ASS
If all he'd done was sex traffic here and shit on her head, everyone would just talk about how based he is. Sadly, Vince is also a homosexual
>implying you haven't imagined your crush being spitroasted by two bbcs before
No, I'm the only man in my fantasies. You know who fantasizes about other mens' penises? homosexuals
Okay larper
Just don't shoot up your school when your parents reject your gender identity
u sound built fof bbc
Nah, just homosexuals like you do that shit.
So the Summer of '92 story was actually about Vince rather than Nash?
This women only went public because he stopped paying her. He has countless other NDAs out there and apparently many are coming forward. He's paying one woman more than double than what the scat sex traffic slave got
she must be the scat caller (2017)
Do people unironically think Reddit and Twitter headcanon is true?
Go to bed, Vince. Otherwise, I ain't bringin' me and my boys over!
Ultimate Warrior comes back as a ghost
Did he accidentally poop, or is he a poop freak?
If it was accidental, why didn't he tell her to wash it off?
Freak. He shit on her during a threesome and made her keep getting fricked by his friend covered in shit
How can you still be hard with the smell of an old man's shit filling your nostrils
He's always been a degenerate too. I've never been into wrestling and even I heard years ago that he loved any kind of wrestling gimmick that involved puking or shitting or whatever.
Vince McMahon as Vince McMahon
Adam Copeland as Chris Benoit
Kevin Hart as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
What about Kevin Nash?
Channing Tatum as John Cena
John Cena as Kevin Nash
Kevin Nash as Kevin Nash
bobby Lashley, Mark Henry, Will Hobbs as Men in Alleyway
no no no, vince should play his dad while a younger actor portrays him as the young vince.
Hulk Hogan now should play old age vince.
Ryan Gosling will portray Vince during the attitude era
someone predicted, when the MeToo movement started, that in a few years all the females will make movies about it & give awards to each other over it. I fear they may be right.
Tom cruise
They don’t typically cast actors in documentaries fricking moronic ESL
I'll never have more Vince kino because some thot went along with all his sexual perversions until the money spigot turned off, then all of a sudden she wants to cry she was abused.
It pisses me off and im tired of pretending it doesnt. How the frick does someone shit on you, leave the room, come back many minutes later and you're still there, and it nonconsensual.
Why would you need actors for a documentary unless you're doing a bunch of dumb reenactment shit
Nick Manning as Vince
https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE
>the crowd sfx in the background
blessed
BLACKED memes usually piss me off but for some reason this is plain hilarious. I read all the texts and lost it.
Channing Tatum as Vince
Wednesday as the poop girl
Jake gylynnhall as John Cena
Bill Paxton as the hhh
Vin Diesel as the rock
Paul Walker as sting
Jason mammoa as mankind
Bradley Cooper as rick flair
Let me tell you something rick punisherman as Kevin Nash
Will Smith as Steve Austin
Hernsworth as macho man
Cris pine as hulk Hogan
That gay guy from boogie nights and mission impossible to play Vader
The uhh let's go with brad pitt to play Goldberg
Daniel day lewis would be a good bret heart
Bale as that gay wresther
>documentary
>playing the main characters
Castrate bbc
Stab bbc
Throw bbc into the grinder
Blend bbc into a puree
Set bbc on fire
Stamp on bbc
Grab and fling bbc into starving pigs
Hang draw and quarter bbc
Pour acid on bbc
What's your problem bro?
It's called 'denial'.
>Melodramatic music plays while an anonymous woman talks about Vince dropping a giant mud monkey on her head
I always got this guy mixed up with him
I shit pieces of prostitute like you for breakfast
>Who do you see playing the main characters
Kevin Nash as Vince McMahon's secretary.
this is the most hilarious thing to happen in while, it's just mind blowing mchahon has been outed as a bbc poster
Its been catastrophic for us ameri posters everywhere
>2033
>haha yeah, bbc posting is a funny meme and all but its just that. Americans don't really
>2024
>Frick
terrible stuff. Now everyone thinks I've been BLACKED
Nobody other than mutts believed the memes to be ironic.
I literally dont care that he took a shit on a prostitute.
he didnt rape her, he didnt kill anyone.
why should i care? sounds all consensual.
The only thing I care about is the BBC posts. I can't look at him the same anymore.
>playing the main characters
>in a documentary
It's time for the greatest face turn of the century.
>"I only regret that I have but one life to lose for this company!"
I know a guy
So which israelite did he piss off for this sordid nonsense to become public?