You know he's not actually a loser like you, right? His marketing team just decided to farm the snyderchuds and then kept doubling down.
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You know he's not actually a loser like you, right?
>You know he's not actually a loser like you, right?
After that quote about sex scenes and him generally refusing to do them, yes he is.
He is literally me
He's just like me
the only use for the word "loser" outside of high school is if someone is a piece of shit personality-wise
Buttmad loser detected.
Absolutely valid and useful to shame losers. It's just another way of strengthening the group. Every time you call a loser a loser you're pushing them a little closer towards suicide. Society is better off without losers taking resources.
The group is going to die too.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terror_management_theory
Fricking homosexual.
post physique
Yeah like troonys those losers should kill themselves right away. Maybe they’ll respawn as a woman?
Seethe troony. He's literally me.
I honestly find this dude fascinating in only a slightly gay way. Like, how much of his public persona is fake? Is it fully fake, like has he never played a video game in his life but just memorized shit to say in interviews? Is it played up, like he did miss the call to play Superman because he was playing WoW but called back within like 5 minutes after they wiped? Or is he genuinely borderline autismo and arguing about what Geralt said on page 137 of SoS?
His knowledge is way too specific to be fake. He even knew that the guy who reads the Witcher audiobooks gave Geralt a Yorkshire accent. Henry is the real deal.
I think he started off pretending but investing time into maintaining the act made him start to enjoy it genuinely
He might not be a loser but he's gay, just like me
But you're a loser
A gay loser
>You know he's not actually a loser like you, right?
Okay, then explain why he would admit to being a fan of some gay shit like Warhammer 40k. He's talked about in on TV, in interviews. Why would Cavill pretend to be someone like that? It's a niche hobby.
People who think he's pretending are probably women, because they can't handle the fact that someone is both handsome, and a nerd.
>he looks good so he can't be a gamer
Anyone know who Zyzz is? Probably not, because you're all newbies, but he was a gamer too. Cavill may look like Chad, but he's the kind of person who would browse Cinemaphile.
Never noticed how fricked zyzz hairline was
Doesn't much matter when you die in the arms of a ladyboy at 27.
Everybody knows Tim Sharky murdered him for mogging him too much
Oh, shit.
You're probably right.
He has AIDS now.
weirdly common side effect of bodybuilding
maybe he just can't afford the pharmacy's worth of roids that kept him that size
RIP
> Okay, then explain why he would admit to being a fan of some gay shit like Warhammer 40k. He's talked about in on TV, in interviews. Why would Cavill pretend to be someone like that? It's a niche hobby.
Because there was an untapped niche for “handsome guy that gamers can like”
Gamers will go “wow he’s just like me” and women will look past his autism because he looks like what he looks like
>Gamers will go “wow he’s just like me”
I'm a lifelong gamer, and I think Warhammer 40k is gay. Do you understand the point I'm trying to make? If Henry Cavill was pretending to be our guy, he wouldn't be so specific in his interests. I don't expect the npcs of Cinemaphile to understand what I mean, but he's not pretending at all. He's not pretending any more than I am, with my play time in this game.
Are you so autismo you don’t understand that, if it’s a fake persona, Cavill is casting a wide net with his interests? Wh40k is popular, The Witcher is popular, WoW is popular
It’s not like he dropped that he’s really into Katawa Shoujo
>Wh40k is popular
Can you prove that? I don't think it's popular at all. Anyway, I'm filtering the thread now, because I'm not sure why I have it open. Please suck each others dicks or whatever you homosexuals do.
David Laid is another great example of an /ourguy/ that escaped the cesspool and actually did something with his life. You can tell he has the aspie soul from his speech pattern and hand mannerisms and his obsessions but he’s one of the best looking people alive. He didn’t just get famous from his looks and neither did Zyzz, they were both dorky ‘losers’ that put actual effort into achieving there higher selves
> a loser
Stop projecting, OP.
It's probably a woman. They see a rich celebrity who's handsome, but he does one thing they dislike, and they consider it an "ick". It's just some ugly femcel; I'm sure there's a lot of them on Cinemaphile.
He's handsome and not a c**t (or very good at hiding it). That's all anyone needs to do to be beloved.
Cavill is literally me and OP is a homosexual.
the only difference between us are height, looks, race, neurotypicality, and wealth. other than that, we are exactly the same.
Literally me
>You know he's not actually a loser like you, right?
Yeah I don't like gay shit like Warhammer or Witcher lmao
I like real shit like kaiju and sentai.
Na he's literally me.
I don’t give a shit.
>handsome
>fit
>rich
>famous
>popular among the plebs
Weird definition of loser
>american reading comprehension
I know someone who's done work at his house before, he had a huge warhammer shrine in his private library. So, I'm sure it's not just a PR stunt. Also I know the man who played the elf king in the witcher series 1, and he confirmed the stories about Cavill being autistically fixated on the source material. Cope, homosexual
I think he is slightly weird though, maybe autistic. But I do like him, he seems pretty cool and genuine but I think he might be gay.
>His marketing team just decided to farm the snyderchuds and then kept doubling down.
If this is true he should fire them. It's absolutely not the more profitable thing to do.
He's too bad of an actor to be pretending
Hes literally me
Henry Cavill's kino station
Glamdring is my favourite
He is literally me, just slightly less attractive
I’ll fix Argyle in 2 easy steps.
1. Cavill becomes the actual love interest, not some weird hallucination self insert
2. Bryce Dallas Howard either loses weight or put someone hotter and in better shape as the star
>inb4 “she’s way hotter now”
This contrarian cope made sense when heroin look was in. Now everyone is fat. You sound like a Black person pretending to lust after lards.
this dude really highlights how many women and weak men post in this board
literally waves upon waves of unmitigable seething just because he's being himself
>noooo this guy can't have nerdy interests because he is.. le handsome??
absolutely moronic