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Sphere is objectively better than the abyss

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    whats it about?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underwater frickery

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally a Forbidden Planet rip-ogg except it sucks.
    Michael Crichton is a hack as a writer. Jurassic Park novel is mediocre, the film is better.
    Actually Crichton was a much better director even that writer - see Westworld.
    But Sphere is such a shit book they couldn't have saved it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cringe

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Spielberg downplayed the fault of the Dr. John Hammond but everything else is improved, and the whole concept and story works better in cinematic form
        but yeah Spielbeg just had to have his le whimsical old man, we can't just show him as an insane lunatic he is nooo
        JP is honestly an overrated film somewhat, like it's good and all but frick does it drag at the middle part mostly. Could've been better paced.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Jurassic park three was pretty great

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Abyss kinda sucks
            >it is also a near masterpiece
            how does this work

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Because it's awesome most of the way but then shits the bed at the end.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it was good for its time

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                i thought the ending was fine
                the director's cut or special edition is stupider tho, really fricking overblown

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Frick you Sphere is based
      Read that shit like three times

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The score is the only redeming thing about it

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They both kinda suck. Abyss is a near masterpiece but has the laziest sack of shit ending of all time. Sphere is just pretty average and unremarkable.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    at least Sphere is actually about something, it has a sense of intrigue and horror.

    The Abyss is just fricking dumb and overrated, i really don't give a shit about cameron's obsession with underwater filming, nor did the general public in 89' either. Abyss was not a huge hit, in fact it was annihilated by The Little Mermaid.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      There's some intrigue but it doesn't work as a horror film at all. It's visually bland and doesn't compensate it with well written characters, there's no atmosphere. The ending is utterly stupid and unsatisfying. It builds intrigue but there's not enough in the movie to sustain an ambigious film, it builds up to an explanation but doesn't deliver.
      The Abyss is about aliens trying to understand humanity. Sphere is about nothing. Is the Sphere an alien or a human technology from the future? What was it's goal? To understand people? It doesn't understand compassion it projects the fears of people. At best you can say it's about some alien teaching them to overcome fear which is utterly stupid, a theme so minor that is not comparable to the sci-fi concept.
      Crichton attempted to rip off several works, notably The Forbidden Planet. But The Forbidden Planet has a clear theme, the machine was build by the aliens for a specific pusrpose but they played God and didn't have any limitation forgetting about the dark hidden parts of ones psyche. We don't know who created the sphere in the well Sphere, we don't know if it's aliens or is it humans, it's not about that. In the book there's a hint it could be about aliens understanding human imagination but it doesn't really work as the Sphere manifests deep fears and desires, it's very specific for purely genre purposes which undermines the theme. I haven't seen the movie for a long time but I'm pretty sure it omits even that.
      Also with this concept of a sphere that kinda manifests desires

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ...he might have attempted to also rip off Roadside Picnic and Solaris. But again, only very superficially without understandment of what made the themes of these works...work.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Read the book

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't read it but from what I've seen it looks like it's still specifically about the subconscious fears and that it does have an implication it could be about aliens understanding humans or trying to teach humans about the imagination.
          But we're talking about the film and as far as I remember the movie ignores all of that shit leaving only to notice the things the author of the book ripped off without the things Crichton himself tried to bring to the table.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >it's still specifically about the subconscious fears and that it does have an implication it could be about aliens understanding humans or trying to teach humans about the imagination.
            No, it's not about that at all. Not in the slightest.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Read the book

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Is the Sphere an alien or a human technology from the future? What was it's goal? To understand people? It doesn't understand compassion it projects the fears of people. At best you can say it's about some alien teaching them to overcome fear which is utterly stupid, a theme so minor that is not comparable to the sci-fi concept.
        Extremely filtered.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >it's still specifically about the subconscious fears and that it does have an implication it could be about aliens understanding humans or trying to teach humans about the imagination.
          No, it's not about that at all. Not in the slightest.

          enlighten me immediately

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I agree, but it still doesn't compare to The Cube.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the ending could've been better
      not as imbeclic as the ending to Cube 2 tho

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The book was really good. Movie was ass

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >sphere is objectively better than the abyss

    Event Horizon is better than both.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Event Horizon devolves into typical P.T. Anderson shlock nonsense despite the promising concept

      Read the book

      ok but moobie sucks

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >P.T. Anderson
        Easy enough mistake but I chuckled

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          they confuse me

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Those feelings are normal, anon. Lots of people are bicurious.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The movie does suck but the book is good

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