You know what?

You know what? It was just good, it wasn't amazing, I don't know what all these critics and fans are blowing their load over.

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    chalamet sucks at acting and im tired of pretending otherwise

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me the only good part was the knife fight. Similar to the only good 15 minutes in dune 1

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought it was okay, but people making the LOTR comparisons are crazy.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine this movie series in 10 years. You sat there in the theaters blown away for a few scenes. But then sat there uncomfortably. That anxious feeling taking over, get on with it. And it does, and there is another amazing scene. Whew. Now back to that broken feeling of immersion because the writing, or acting or choices are just so damn off putting. You felt all that on the first fricking showing in the best setting in theaters. Watching it for the 10th time at home. It's such an unimaginable hell that we know no human being will get through this pile of shit 10 tens.

    The only salvation will be some fricking Tolkien lilac forest cut like they did with the Hobbit just gutting these films of everything heinous.

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Agree. I enjoyed it and it's better than most movies these days but it's not a classic. If the third follows the trend and only improves again though it might do a lot to justify the trilogy as a whole.

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It was just good, it wasn't amazing, I don't know what all these critics and fans are blowing their load over.
    I agree and I felt like a crazy person when I saw the critical reception talked to my friends who saw it. It's not amazing nor is it terrible. It's pretty good. I still think the first 45mins to hour of the first movie is my favorite segment of the whole thing but I still like both.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched this yesterday. Zendaya’s character sucks.

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The point is that it's the first major truly cinematic non-superhero film in a long time. It's not Stanley Kubrick levels of deep and the script isn't Shakespearean, I don't think anybody is saying that, but it's the first film I've seen in years that made me excited for the cinema

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You're full of shit.
      >the first major truly cinematic non-superhero film in a long time.
      Capeshit only makes up a miniscule portion of all films coming out. And that's just looking at the US, which is the only country that actually produces capeshit on a large scale. Hell, even if we just look at fricking Hollywood, capeshit is far from making up a majority of their output. You just don't actually watch good cinema. Or even decent cinema. Or even just overhyped trash like Oppenheimer and Barbie. No, you watch capeshit and DUNC, that's why you think nothing else exists.
      >It's not Stanley Kubrick levels of deep
      No one, and I mean NO ONE, who actually knows shit about Kubrick, would ever call his films particularly "deep". He's an excellent visual storyteller, he likes symbolism (whether that always leads anywhere is another question), he's a technical perfectionist, but he is not telling "deep" stories. Hell, his arguably most famous work is a fricking Steven King adaptation, followed by a sci-fi adaptation, followed by a dystopian novel adaptation, followed by ... a historical drama, a satirical look at the cold war, and a critique of power structure and elitary circles. That's not any deeper than Dune (the book). Come on.
      >isn't Shakespearean
      No shit. Do you even understand what that would entail?
      >the first film I've seen in years that made me excited for the cinema
      Again, you need to watch better films.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Again, you need to watch better films.
        better films, or good films at all, aren't made anymore

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >aren't made anymore
          They are. You just don't seek them out.
          Try looking outside the US, or outside mainstream cinema, or both.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >subtitle slop
            no thanks

            • 2 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              Oh, so you're one of those.
              You do realize that you wouldn't need subtitles if you just learnt a few more languages, right? Any film fan should have at least basic knowledge of English, French, German and maybe a bit of Japanese and Italian. Maybe Russian as well, if it wasn't so damn different from the rest.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                No that wasn't me.
                >Try looking outside the US, or outside mainstream cinema, or both.
                We just are in rock bottom moment of pop culture. Everything is still a product or the current shitty zeitgeist. Everything is devoid of imagination and skill.
                The only new things I currently like are old things I've never seen before. In a sense I'm grateful that it allowed me to explore all those decades that produced so much (mostly) unkown quality stuff

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                Nothing is ever truly new, everything builds on what came before.
                I do still encourage you to look beyond what you called "popculture". Not all culture needs to be popular.

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >Nothing is ever truly new, everything builds on what came before.
                A statement with no substance
                >I do still encourage you to look beyond what you called "popculture". Not all culture needs to be popular.
                Obscure stuff is still "pop culture".

              • 2 weeks ago
                Anonymous

                >A statement with no substance
                A trivial statement, yes, but a true one nonetheless.
                >Obscure stuff is still "pop culture".
                "Pop culture" literally means popular culture, anon.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's the first film I've seen in years that made me excited for the cinema

      That's just plain sad.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Critics are supposed to laud certain big releases as long as they are competent. Fans want to believe they're seeing some all-time classic in real time.

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >It was just good
    No, it really was not.
    It fails as an adaptation and as a film in its own right.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it was fun to watch in theatres. That premium feeling of proper blockbuster scale is not something we get very often. Everything is too self aware or looks like shit. Dune takes itself seriously and looks great. That's all I ever wanted, really. It is acceptable tbh

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >looks great
      It looks like shit.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I watched it but forgot most of what actually happened, and I refuse to watch breakdown videos on YouTube

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Just read the book. Then remember that DUNC skipped most of the book and replaced it with shots of Zendaya standing in the desert and capeshit-tier hack-and-slash action scenes.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    it's a classic emperor has no clothes situation

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >emperor has no clothes
      As ridiculous as the costumes were, they were still better than having a completely naked Christopher Walken on-screen, anon.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Chani being a grumpy ugly c**t
    >nobody wears a proper mask in the desert
    >shitty knife fights
    >fetus with adult voice
    >Irulan is not that good looking
    >worms feel more like pets rather than a genuine threat
    >Hark leaders are killed in a boring manner in quick succession
    >Stilgar flies away into space to do jihad 30 seconds after the fight for Arrakeen is over
    >Chalamed is sporting the same facial expression throughout the movie
    My personnel grapes.

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The one with Sting was unironically better

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It was kino. I need Rebecca Ferguson to sit on my face.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I think the point is the original works are inspiring, so any adaptation is going to have some good stuff in it.

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