You know what I do when I'm sad or scared?
Fricking nothing.
'Cause I'm not a fricking pussy.
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You know what I do when I'm sad or scared? Fricking nothing. 'Cause I'm not a fricking pussy.
And I will stand by my mujahideen brothers until the end
But I thought he was an racist.
>stealing lines from memes
Is there bar lower than this?
Yeah, the bar called my penis.
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STOLEN VALOR REEEEEEEEEE
I love Jensen bros
I am not gay
I am not gay
I am not gay
I am not gay
Its okay to be attracted to Jensen. He is strangely magnetic to the point he turned an angel gay
>strange
Some might say "queer"
Thats the thing though. Jensen is an old school masculine dude with a wife & kids.
How is that "the thing?" You're the one lusting after him.
I say he has a strange magnetism.
Anon says he is queer.
I say no he isnt queer he is hetero.
You get confused & call me gay.
Jensen turns dudes gay while not being gay himself. I dont care if that makes me homo
>Anon says he is queer
No, read it again homosexual.
My older brother looks like that while I look like this. Why?
your mom cheated on your "dad" with a moron.
I actually look like my dad
Wow your dad is ugly.
Your mom cheated on your dad with a Chad or when he bounced she roped in your dad quick enough to justify your bro as his
My parents were married for like 5 years before my older brother was born
Then its the former not the later
They are married like over 40 years now. Do you think he ever suspected?
you didn't and you are ugly like him so he is likely stupid like you. Never ever blame your mom.
Same shit happened to me. I'm the third kid and I'm several inches taller than everyone in my family.
>4ft 11 mom
>5ft 7 dad
>5ft 1 sister
>5ft 7 brother
>6ft 2 me
I was pretty confused when my parents were getting divorced as a kid but one of my uncles filled me in and basically said it was my growth spurt that gave it away. Turns out it was some fling she had from college who was a D2 basketball player and she cucked my dad when they bumped into eachother again. The annoying thing is I'm an adult now and my mom still denies it.
>refuses to let me get a DNA test
>literally went borderline suicidal when I got an 23andme test kit as a present from an oblivious friend
My dad hasn't spoken to me in years but he still calls my siblings every now and then. They have their own WhatsApp group too. Big change considering I was my dad's trophy child because I'm really smart. Its kinda funny that I also got the high IQ genes from the Chad my mom fricked and that why he liked me so much. Shit happens. Some of us are the bastard kids of our prostitute mothers and the Chad they met in college.
Not saying your mom was blameless, but your biological father also a ho
He's also a married man with kids of his own and guessing from the fact he's a CFO, he's rich too. If a fling from college jumped on your wiener you would probably frick her too. They're both cheaters but shit happens. Idk the fact I was born out of lust instead of a loveless marriage is kinda comforting. Especially considering the fact it gave me a 30+ IQ boost, athleticism and 7 extra inches in height, I guess it is a happy accident for me at least. Am I supposed to wish I was my father's son? Who, not even mocking the guy, is a fricking bum making barely above minimum wage. Plus he was a pretty shitty dad compared to the norm. This has happened an infinite number of times in human history and it usually turns out good for Chad's bastards.
Why didn't ancient times just ban every non chad from procreating then everyone would be chad now
the world needs feminine women
why?
to make the men happier
Yeah, you and your brother have different dads
Because you're overweight and didn't grow a beard
I'm balding too and my brother has perfect hair
How do I make myself look like Jensen?
Cringe. This is how tweleve-year-olds think adults talk.
Yeah, that was the point. They weren't even trying to hide it.
Me too.
Who is more beautiful? Soldier Boy or Homelander?
Homelander always looks like he's chewing tobacco and his neck doesn't match his muscle suit.
Homelander looks fake as shit.
I am the Maeve simp. I also like Starlight and William(despite being a cuck), but the more I think about it the more I realise Soldier Boy will be the protagonist of Season 4, as he has done nothing wrong.
>Fought in WW2
>Served his country after WW2
>Is not racist, probably enjoy's sex with black wahmen
>Was BF with Bill Cosby
>Was team member with black man, Black Noir
>Was ok with working for black man,Stan Egar
>Has no evil desires.
>Has traditional values, despite that only gave one small odd look at gays
>Black Noir is unreriable narator. Soldier Boy did say to Crimson Countess that he was waiting for rescue, which implies that his team did not betray him.
>Gunpowder said that it was nothing serious, just hazzing
>Literally didin't want any drama in his life. When he came back, he went to talk with Crimson Countess, who basically started the drama by saying that his team hated him. They were probably just jealous of good looks and great voice.
>Admitted to Butcher that Homelander is his son. Was ready to finish the deal. Only got involved because of manipulations.
>Is not racist, sexist. Has literally zero desire to hurt anyone, or conquer the world. Unlike Homelander who openly threatens to destroy the planet.
>Only flaw that he has is that he is tad bit ruined by fame. Still doesn't want to destroy anything. Only wants to have sex and do drugs. Probably has so much sex and uses drugs because his super powers numb everything. Just like Captain America, who can't get drunk.
>Homelander: Don't worry Black Noir my friend and teammate that I love like a brother. Even if Solider Boy is my father I won't let him hurt you
Now you have a reason for SB to really attack HL besides his lame deal with Butcher. He will kill him to get to Black Noir
instead of the show
>SB: I've always wanted a family...oh wait i have a son and grandson? frick em! I'll kill both for mildly annoying me 4 seconds after meeting them because they want the same thing I wanted
wow he was so disturbed because his rich WASPy father was mildly distant from him and disappointed that he used super hero drugs to be a hero instead of hard work,