You know what? Screw you jeopardy. This says Harriet Tubman

You know what? Screw you jeopardy
This says Harriet Tubman

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dankey Kang?

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That was bullshit. Stupid fatass Blossom

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The fact that they kept the show going without Trebek doomed it to the bullshit ass-eat it’s turned into. They should just let it go.

      QRD?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >final jeopardy
        >the correct answer is “who is Harriet Tubman”
        >israelite Host claims “oh you didn’t finish the last name so you don’t win” even though people with worse hand writing have won in the past
        She was robbed and I hope they bring her back to play again just have “two winners” on

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I heard Jeopardy is doing a losers tournament

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >>israelite Host claims “oh you didn’t finish the last name so you don’t win” even though people with worse hand writing have won in the past
          What the frick? That's bullshit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The contestant was a Black woman too which is weird you would think they would only do this shit to white men

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bialik counted her answer as “wrong” because it was “illegible”, even though you can clearly read Harriet Tubman. She made her lose.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          could we leverage the sjws to get bialik out of there

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >could we leverage the sjws to get bialik out of there

            >bialik
            >Chosen
            >wymyn
            >lesbian

            lmao good luck

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              She's not a lesbian.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Didn’t stop Hontrapoints from being canceled. If a communist troon can get cancelled then anyone can get cancelled

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Hontrapoints

                is a filthy goy

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >even though you can clearly read Harriet Tubman.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, that is correct.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The host decides who wins on jeopardy?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If there is doubt the host can announce an immediate deliberation where four of the six cameramen will vote on which floor manager will get to decide on who judges if the answer is correct. They CANNOT vote for a female floor manager on an uneven solar hour.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Bialik counted her answer as “wrong” because it was “illegible”, even though you can clearly read Harriet Tubman. She made her lose.
          Frick Blossom. Six should slap the shit out of her for that bullshit.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          there is nothing the israelites fear more than a sexually attractive dark skinned woman.

          this is why they do everything they can to keep attractive dark skinned women down.

          this is just one of many sad examples.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You cannot claim with a straight face that clearly shows "Hariet Tubman". I would probably say "Havcuu Turney", but it's obviously up to interpretation. Marking her as incorrect was the right call.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            frick off bialik

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that they kept the show going without Trebek doomed it to the bullshit ass-eat it’s turned into. They should just let it go.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is H & Have uh tammy

    What the frick did she mean by this?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why do so many people have terrible handwriting?
    I learned this shit way easier than typing fast on a computer.

    • 2 years ago
      sneed

      Unfortunately everything you learned in school like reading comprehension and legible handwriting is worthless in modern society. We are genuinely too sophisticated for the average norman.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah I honestly feel like I wasn’t prepared for how moronic the real world is.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I just moved and I've surfed around a few jobs trying to find something I like and the hiring process is unbelievable.
          It's so stupid, like they quiz/train you in the simplest/stupidest shit like "be polite" and "use complete sentences" a few times I was like how stupid are the people that you routinely interview?
          People are so stupid it's unbelievable.
          I never realized how stupid people are until like a few years ago when I was approaching my 30s. I never thought I was that smart, average intelligence, but I can genuinely say I've never met anyone smarter than me in my entire life and it's creeping me out.
          Thinking back to things teachers or authority figures or whatever said to me in the past like lessons in school or passing advice how stupid and wrong they were, like in adulthood I pretty much had to unlearn everything I "learned" and rework my entire understanding of everything from the ground up and I still have minor revelations here and there to this day. Like, Jesus Christ Almighty.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel the exact same way as you. I genuinely do not think i'm intelligent, if anything I would classify myself slightly below what I believed the average was. Yet adulthood makes me feel like i'm some genius savant because holy shit the rest of the world is actually moronic. 99% of people i've interacted with are actual mouth droolers who barely understand basic logic.
            Exactly as you said, you realize majority of the adults you knew growing up were also morons who give you completely wrong advice or information and have no idea about anything. You then extrapolate this and realize that most adults that are literally running the world are actual morons. So many rules/laws that exist and so many systems that just make no fricking sense all exist because of morons just somehow stumbling it into existence.

            It makes me question how humanity actually progressed this far if the majority of our population is just so simple.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Going kind of off topic I think it's automation. Having to actually do a thing filteresd out morons. But some smart guy automated something now a caveman could do it, and so on.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I genuinely believe myself intelligent because no matter how moronic I act people come to view me as one of the smartest people they've met and I can say if this is near the peak then even middle ground must be fricking monkeylike.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I can genuinely say I've never met anyone smarter than me

            You have. We just don’t broadcast it. There’s no point. Some of us even realize there’s no point in going into higher fields, because “competition” really just means “inferior people will use underhanded/backchannel means to get what should’ve gone to you.” Every job is going to have a dozen black/trans/female applicants with no actual qualifications but they’re going to be first pick. And even if you do get the job, you’re going to be working under such people. The US was never much of a meritocracy but now it’s like the exact opposite. The amount of bullshit you not only need to eat, but also learn to spew at high pressure, is just exhausting. And it’s all for the ability to make some CEO look good. To further corporate profit.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It’s funny you say that, I was going through old school papers this weekend and came across the letters that teachers write to parents that describe the class
            >hi my name is mrs smith this year I’ll be teaching the class blah blah
            And the writing style is awful. I could’nt believe these were the teachers teaching us as kids

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Cursive?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mine is dogshit too, or rather became such. I'm a 30 years old boomer, so writing a lot by hand when we were kids was the norm, but I just realized that I probably haven't used a pen more than a dozen times in the last decade... Had to renew my driving license a month ago and had to spam signatures on a dozen different papers and I was disgusted by how ugly my signature has become.
      I presume its only worse for zoomers, especially the most recent generation who had to study and do all tests online for the last 2 years

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Keep practicing it, I’m the same age and sign a lot of documents for work so I’ve gotten really good at it now.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'm your age and my handwriting was never great but it's deteriorated over the past decade. It was first because I had to take notes at uni so scribbled words as fast as possible and now it's because I barely write these days.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just scribble.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My handwriting has always been awful. I can kind of write nicely for a few words sometimes but it never lasts more than a few seconds and I descend into moronic scribbles. I'd blame it on me being left handed but i've seen plenty of good left handed writing.
      I'm an ADHD autist though so there's that.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      having to write a ton of shit quickly off white boards in highschool and university has ruined my handwriting, i now know why doctors have such bad handwriting. i bet its also why handwriting was so elegant in the olden days as they didn't have to sit though years of power point presentations. when the teacher has to write it out themselves along with he class, they'd have to go slower or keep to only whats strictly necessary

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My dad is a doctor so I inherited his bad handwriting genes

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        sick brag rich kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        having to write a ton of shit quickly off white boards in highschool and university has ruined my handwriting, i now know why doctors have such bad handwriting. i bet its also why handwriting was so elegant in the olden days as they didn't have to sit though years of power point presentations. when the teacher has to write it out themselves along with he class, they'd have to go slower or keep to only whats strictly necessary

        I feel the exact same way as you. I genuinely do not think i'm intelligent, if anything I would classify myself slightly below what I believed the average was. Yet adulthood makes me feel like i'm some genius savant because holy shit the rest of the world is actually moronic. 99% of people i've interacted with are actual mouth droolers who barely understand basic logic.
        Exactly as you said, you realize majority of the adults you knew growing up were also morons who give you completely wrong advice or information and have no idea about anything. You then extrapolate this and realize that most adults that are literally running the world are actual morons. So many rules/laws that exist and so many systems that just make no fricking sense all exist because of morons just somehow stumbling it into existence.

        It makes me question how humanity actually progressed this far if the majority of our population is just so simple.

        Not quite handwriting but, why the frick do all boomers since the Internet started write emails with the worse prose
        h
        >HELLO ALL..!! THANKS FOR ATTENDING THE EVENT….GREAT TO SEE EVERYONE.. LOL!!

        I remember the Amy pascal emails where she typed like a moron

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          this, it's like being in contact with a computer suddenly lowers their iq to single digits

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm 39, and I'm often complimented on my handwriting, though that's print, I cannot recall the last time I wrote in cursive. Some people just don't care about how they present themselves to others.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I have bad handwriting.
      Probably a couple reasons to be honest
      >ADHD
      >Anxiety disorder
      >Lefty
      >Never learnt how to hold a pen/pencil properly

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >ADHD
        >Anxiety disorder
        >Lefty
        >Never learnt how to hold a pen/pencil properly
        We are the same person

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I have bad handwriting.
          Probably a couple reasons to be honest
          >ADHD
          >Anxiety disorder
          >Lefty
          >Never learnt how to hold a pen/pencil properly

          Wtf me too. Is this some wierd esoteric shit

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            No these are just excuses and what every single zoomie claims to have

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Just do what Bob Barker would do

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Everyone kept saying to me through school
      >Anon you're handwriting is so bad, you're gonna be a doctor!
      And now I'm a NEET
      Showed them!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Cursive is artificial difficulty.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You brainlets know there are judges who make the call, not the host, right?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jews control the judges

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This. Alex didn't make those rulings, either.

      That said, I thought they got this one wrong. Seemed sufficiently legible to me.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Hauüw tulmm

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She got robbed

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why is Blossom still hosting? She's annoying and not even a good host

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw was the only person who liked the old black dude from 60 Minutes hosting last year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      she's a israelite

      literally the only reason

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who is
    危险 Havcu∀ Tamy

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if she wrote Harriet Tub
    then she should lose but she CLEARLY knew the correct answer and wrote tubman (even if it gets messy at the end)

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      to me it looks like she wrote "tubma" and then the first half of the n
      she certainly didn't complete the n - no one writes their n like that
      I think the clock ran out as she was writing it
      still a stupid call though

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tubma nuts hahaaaaa

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The portion of the South Kuril islands that are disputed between Russia and Japan contain a group of tiny islets called Habomai, and I want to turn them into a punchline like "fit Habomai dick in your mouth" but I've never once had a situation where I could use it. Why must it be like this?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I feel your struggle bruther

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        She looped the tail of the a into the second half of the n and also didn't finish the actual loop in the "a".
        There's clearly nothing else it could possibly be.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I see Tubnri as the last name

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    SHE CUTE

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is $ & Have io U tubnug

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I want to insert a gloved hand into Debra Ann Woll’s creamy lasagna.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Have uh tulnug?"

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Would Cinemaphile be on her side if she wasn't a pretty and buxom negress?

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >who cares if a 12 year old kid managed to answer a lengthly complicated question? he mispelled it by one word its the rules!
    >NOOOOOOOOOOO SHE WROTE HER ANSWER BADLY! IT SHOULD BE COUNTED! CHEATING!
    you guys are fricking idiots

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn cursive you stupid homosexual and you could have avoided your loss. You deserve to lose if a simple requirement to win is to write legibly.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is like when you mumble the words to a song you're hearing on the radio because you dont know the words

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You know, seeing how Jeopardy has turned out without Trebek, I can only fear and dread what Wheel of Fortune will turn out to be once Pat Sajak is gone.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ken Jennings took a little bit to take to the role, but I think he's a good host
      Bialik is awful. Hate her face, hate her voice, hate her mannerisms, hate her clothes.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It’s not just the host it’s the contestants as well

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Oh, the seeming uptick in ~~*diverse*~~ contestants?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Well let’s see who’s the contestant coordinator, and what do you know the head coordinator is a Mexican woman

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              There's also no in person tryouts and tests anymore, it's all online and can be easily manipulated.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Has it been this way for years or just ever since the Coronavirus happened?

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no in person tryouts and tests anymore
                Isn't that mostly because of covid and not meant to be permanent?

                It changed during COVID but it seems like a permanent change now.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                I think it's too soon to tell. It's California and it'll be another two or three years at least before they concede that it's safe to end all covid measures. Wheel is still making players use the stupid "white thing," FFS.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                Keep in mind the episodes are taped a month or 2 before they air. I imagine once they start the new season the white things will be gone.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >Keep in mind the episodes are taped a month or 2 before they air.
                I'm aware.

                If it were anywhere other than California, they'd definitely be gone this coming fall, but in that insane asylum, I'll believe it when I see it.

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                That’s gay

              • 2 years ago
                Anonymous

                >no in person tryouts and tests anymore
                Isn't that mostly because of covid and not meant to be permanent?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            My grandfather couldn't tell the one was a troon. I knew he was half-blind and unobservant as frick but holy shit, that gormless golem was glaringly male from miles away.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              Your granddad hasn't watched as much trans porn as you so he doesn't pick up on the subtleties as easily.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              My mother refused to believe it for several days. I guess she thought he was just a really ugly woman.

              Your granddad hasn't watched as much trans porn as you so he doesn't pick up on the subtleties as easily.

              Your average dickgirl in porn is better at passing than "Amy."

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >What is Haviuh Tulnuy?

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That T

    Good fricking lord b***h...

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm just gonna say it, I want Mayim Bialik to sit on my face for a solid half hour or so.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That obviously says harriet tubman in bad penmanship. Was that the wrong answer? Was she docked for the scribbles in front?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    doesn't Jeopardy have judges? why would it be up to the host?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It does and it isn't. Smoothbrains are blaming the host because they don't understand how the show works. The judges made the call; Blossom only announced it.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    says Have ily tulnug

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who do you believe will replace Pat Sajak as the host of Wheel of Fortune? (Besides Vanna White because we all know that she’s old as well and will be replaced with Pat Sajak’s daughter)

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >watching Jeopardy without Trebek
    What is the matter with you people?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >post-Trebek
      *ftfy
      There was an episode that had Pat Sajak host the show back in the 90s for April fools day that was pretty kino, but I get what you mean.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I remember being in third grade when they began teaching cursive handwriting. I refused to learning, not wanting or willing to learn how to write all over again, and have the handwriting of a second grader to this very day to prove it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you are a moron
      people should be required to demonstrate proficiency in cursive to be able to vote

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We don't expect voters to have any knowledge of the issues they are voting on. Why then should voters be expected to write in cursive?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It would filter out riffraff

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Do you know what the Amendments of the United States Constitution are off the top of your head? I don't suppose you do. I guess you shouldn't vote.

            Just eliminating the riff raff.

            • 2 years ago
              Anonymous

              I do actually
              the most important is the 19th because it allowed women, our moral betters, to vote

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Who is
    >$ § Harriev Tubnuo
    I'm sorry, that's incorrect.

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The answer for anyone wondering
    >This historical figure has been rumored to become the face on the new $12 bill in the United States.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This feels almost too open ended, is there really only one correct response for this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        How many people have had their face featured on the $12 bill?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "Has been rumored to become" lots of rumors out there. Could have been one only going around in Missouri.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        That's not what it actually was.

        1. Tubman is supposed to be going on the $20 (with Jackson moving to the back). It was going to be the $10 but then Hamilton the musical happened. This was all decided back under Obama, and would have already happened but Trump's Treasury department put it on the back burner.
        2. The actual answer had to do with a Frederick Douglas quote in a letter to Tubman.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >$12 bill
      the frick?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        $12 is the new $1

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          damn inflation is really getting out of control huh

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It says:
    >Who is
    >HZ & Harrieff Tulnu

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >put down the crack pipe
    >practice handwriting
    is it THAT hard, brown people?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't read that trash writing
    YOU HAD ONE FRICKING JOB!

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Come on Cinemaphile. You know Amy was a champ. 2nd longest running win streak and she's still making waves. She just threw the opening pitch for the Giants!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coomer homosexual

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      look at those eyes yikes theres a little traumatised boy somewhere in there

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Half of Amy's stories were about her mother being such a role model for her ("a lady should always have peals") or about her sister who died in childhood. Freud would have a fricking field day with that one.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Freud was a drug addled moron and literally none of his theories have been taken seriously for the past 20 years

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not him, but I think you missed the point.

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That clearly says HarAieH Talny
    which I expect is incorrect

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Jeopardy also said that this answer was acceptable as Crete

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is Brad kino?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Being wrong in the past doesn't mean you have to be wrong on purpose in the future.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It was wrong then and it is wrong now.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am a sapiosexual and jerk it to all female Jepardy contestants god DAMN intelligence makes me diamonds.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one is your favorite?

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Harrie∀ Tulnus
    >Why didn't they accept the answer?!
    How is it even remotely controversial? This isn't bad handwriting, it's an idiot who didn't know the right answer but had kind of an idea that it was 'harri- tu-'-something.

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Me looking at the absolute state of modern-day Jeopardy!

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Michael Davies loves Globohomo

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