>you know what i think men are better than women. they provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters
What did April mean by this?
>you know what you think men are better than women.
>you know what i think men are better than women. they provide for us and we must obey them because they are our masters
What did April mean by this?
>saying this will upset the other b***hes
being right for the wrong reasons is still being right.
I would marry and provide for a woman who said this. Also satisfy her sexually.
you would not be able to do any of those things
>probably staged
>still has gay woman word shit in her kitchen
They really are all the same.
My fiancee's grandparents don't speak English and they have have cheesy "Live, Laugh, Love" shit in their house.
>marrying a foreigner
kys
She hates communists, wants to have loads of "white"(she thinks she's white despite being a 3rdie) kids, is a virgin, and loves me.
Good enough for me.
Foreigners are better to deal with than Americans. They are more likely to have traditional values and not be pozzed.
>sincere positivity makes the average bugman recoil
this is why we will never get anywhere. yes, it's cheesy but it's positive and genuine (most of the time).
this is good but i'd make her have a short tomboy haircut then she's perfect.
Great. Just great. It's decided. I am commiting suicide tonight.
WHO THE FRICK IS THIS
SO MANY YEARS I'VE BEEN WONDERING
@ AND NAME
Playing cocomelon for your kids. Don't be decieved
>Not being able to quote stupid movie lines to your gf because she's never seen a single movie
You could tell funny anecdotes and stories that she wouldn't know comes from a movie. Not to mention any funny lines.
> showed wife psycho
> she didn't know the twist
> had to sit on my hands and clench my jaw not to smile at the reveal
Hate this gay webm and her weird jumpscare clone that shows up at the last second
>noooooo i don't know who batman is haha who's that haha, and what is that weird rectangle in your hands, is that sorcery? Haha, anyway subscribe to my tradlarp onlyfans you little morons! ;3
Oh dear. Le cynical mister whiny pants
Sorry I don't get mesmerized by obvious bullshit on chink brainwashing apps. It's probably very enjoyable for the low IQ, much like flinging feces as a chimp.
I hate this gay fake video
Stop toying with my emotions homosexual
I would do the first two things and try to do the third, but I don’t like my chances.
My fiancee says things like this. She also thinks that women shouldn't be able to vote.
>We must always walk behind the men.
The plain fricking truth, same as the sky being blue and water being wet. I'd love a wife like this.
Men are just mad they're an offshoot of humanity, sperm despensers, fricksticks, dildos, with a broken chromosome.
The bible says women were made from a man. Adam came first then Eve was made from a piece of him.
>Adam came first
But enough about my husband. Am I right sisters?
Yes in order God made the universe, then the Earth, then the oceans and land, then the plants, then fishies, then land animals, then man, then God's crowning achievement: woman.
that's why banging men isn't gay
The Bible also says God cursed all of humanity because his clay-golem ate fruit from a tree because a talking snake heckin said so.
Frick off Satan. You are a liar and the father of lies.
Quite literally the next step in evolution.
More evolved.
Literally no. A split sideways is not a step forward.
Aubrey Plaza is talentless
didn't she only say that to mess with leslie
I realize this woman is a professional actress, but I have NEVER met a real woman who acts and talks like this. My question is, where does she draw her inspiration for this character from? Not even Depp is as weird and whacko like she is.
I had a friend growing up who was just like her
Identical mannerisms (not on purpose), but she was kind of fat
I'm no chubby chaser but every time she spoke it gave me a chubby, nah mean? Maybe it's just the towing the line between sassy and yet extremely pleasant to be around
Feels kinda gay to overanalyze it like this, all I know is that disposition of woman gets me going like no other
She's a mix of Daria and any male character who appreciates controlled chaos due to apathy, boredom, cynicism and nihilism.
Aubrey Plaza is really like that.
How would you know?
I said, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW
Ex had severe ADHD to the point you questioned if she was a psychopath at first met, she's like that from no filter and scrambled brains
I knew a latinx girl in highschool named Genesis that was like her
just a plain old pick me girl
Would absolutely pick any non obese woman that said that
>pick-me girls le bad because, um... WELL THEY JUST ARE, YOU FRICKING MOID!!!!
I'm sure she was being """ironic""" even though she and her fans probably don't know what irony actually is