You know what'd be funny? if we pulled a Morbius on Clod and made him an internet sensation, but instead of letting him die like Morbius fans did, we all go watch Elemental and turn it into an ironic success, all because of Clod. Imagine Pixar's reaction, they'll probably make a Clod cartoon or even a Clod solo movie for that.
No Pixar marketing exec, I'm not going to do your job for you.
Not even an exec. Probably an unpaid intern.
Sorry Pixar marketer but nypa
Let's make Clod a meme, Cinemaphile! Bump this thread!
brb, I'm gonna go buy an entire theater to myself to watch this
Three letter corporation glow so bright!
God, this is one of the cringiest attempts at shilling I've ever seen
What is a clod?
a miserable pile of dirt
but enough moss, have at you!
>Not ‘but enough stalk’
sorry, earth puns aren't my strong suit.
Frick off, shill. The morbius meme worked because it was an inside joke that even Marvel fell for. And even then, Disney's moronic but they aren't THAT moronic. Memes run their course very quickly these days and die way faster.
What happens if Ember farts? Is it just like... a jet of flame, or a small explosion around her ass, or does volcanic vapor shoot out of her bung?
I imagine it's silent but very obvious when a much larger flame comes from behind her. It also smells like pure concentrated methane.
>pure concentrated methane
The final frontier of brap.
Single best post on this site at the current moment
[Glass Him]
Why would you hand him a drinking glass?
Pixar, please give your marketers a better script.
This is far too obvious.