You lied Cinemaphile. It was shit.
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we told you that
Kino though
also lying poster. she never wore the alien blood as warpaint.
Uh did you miss the end?
i may have fallen asleep
my bad
I'm so validated now even though a bunch of people I grew up with died including my brother
They seemed to be wearing warpaint ALL THE FRICKING TIME.
she only got the green coom facial at the end tho
USing alien blood as warpaint would literraly melt your face off.
I've never heard of Predator blood being caustic or deadly.
he was referring to Alien, not generic "alien". a simple misunderstanding.
She did at the end when she returns. BTW Prey was kino, easily the best Predator movie.
ofcourse it was shit
what was in original? american elite badasses when it wasnt shameful to be an american and shitloads of guns
why would I want to watch about some shitty natives and a woman at that
Frick of wizard
the ONLY people saying it was good were waifu gays, everyone else stopped paying attention after the godawful trailers came out
why did you believe the shill posts, are you so new you don't recognize them?
of course it is. here is a movie that pretends like she has any sort of flaws and would need to outwit the predator to defeat it. instead she sets one trap and spends the majority of the final fight pwning it in close combat. utterly ridiculous.
She does have flaws, but they are rewarded and celebrated instead impacting her negatively in any way at all. It's a female thing.
if it was made in the 80s the predator would've taken her back to his ship and used her as a Fleshlight but noooooo it had to be made in 2022
>female lead can't act, acts like an annoyed teen on a camping trip
>tries to clean a fish with a hatchet like a toddler
>fails "hunter initiation" because predator distracts her
>walks into the wilderness alone 30 minutes into the movie to be a "real hunter"
>fricks around and nearly dies walking around not 3 minutes in
>finds 2000 pound bear and wants to kill it with a child's bow
>immediately breaks her bow and is saved by the predator that doesn't see her
>dozens of miles into the interior wilderness alone
>runs away
>immediately runs into her tribe's hunting party
>they beat the shit out of her for being a woman
>predator kills them all
>runs away
>finds another tribemate, he gets killed
>runs away
>predator 10 feet behind her, runs into french trappers
>predator leaves to take a shit or something
>her brother is also mysteriously there
>brother tells her she was a real hunter all along
>she now has super powers because her brother emotionally validated her
>they get free
>predator still MIA
>she finds a french camp and saves her dog
>kills all the frenchmen for some reason singlehandedly
>brother shows up after her action sequence and so does the predator to fight
>she does nothing and stands there for 5 minutes
>he's doing jujutsu stabbing and shooting the predator and she's just standing there
>she realizes she's not helping so she screams at the predator
>predator goes invisible and kills brother
>runs away
>she somehow escapes
>she takes magic drug and is invisible to the predator now
>predator is completely healed after an hour or two from the fight with the brother
>shoots the predator in the head with a gun while its randomly distracted
>runs away
>doggo gets hit by predator so she beats the shit out of the predator in a slugfest 1v1 without a scratch
>predator shoots itself in the head with its own dart and dies like a moron
>comes back triumphantly to her tribe
>"all your sons died but I'm a hunter now"
>slugfest 1v1 without a scratch
>shield that cuts through stone doesnt leave a mark on her. twice.
Someone should show the side by side of the shield edge slicing the predators arm off and then hitting her square in the face without a scratch moments later.
couldnt penetrate the 80 layers of roast-coat makeup
>acts like an annoyed teen on a camping trip
This so much. The whole script stunk of a cheesy 90s family sitcom. I tapped out about 40 minutes in.
>This so much
how about we keep the reddit buzzphrases to a minimum
> "Hunters don't wait."
An actual line from the film.
I was also bothered by the lack of realism regarding the animals. No, mountain lions aren't ferocious killers that can take down a grown man. No, hunters aren't going to be quaking in their moccasins at the prospect or hunting one. And while bears are dangerous, they aren't beserk. It's like these animals all ran on video game logic. Took me out of the movie.
>movie with aliens
>realism
A film can only depart from reality for so long before it becomes a comedy or a cartoon.
>physics and logic dont matter in science fiction movies.
Accurate. Though to be fair that predator was a noob dropped off to a primitive planet who has never seen an Alien. Only those who killed an Alien get all the goodies like plasmacaster, tighter armor, falcon, best bio-mask on the market (would have definitely detected a pulse from close range doesn't matter what drug or herb the person took), remote detonators and even a motherfricking hell-hound. The homie failed the assignment, however no femnoid would have killed even a lowest tier of Predator this shit was pure israelite shit and botchery of the franchise. Just read the comics and stay away from the movies.
>hey guys, in the new predator movie the predator is moronic
wow
Well, he kind of looks like a tard.
He has autism and he's trying his best, anon. Please be patient.
I really hope this look isn't supposed to validate the terrible GMO storyline from The Predator.
>this is what simps shill for just because they think the actress is attractive
the absolute state of Cinemaphile in 2022
Even though this is all true, what really sucked was how little they used the setting. They mention the ship looking like a thunderbird once, but that's pretty much it. How about weird ass visions and shit, a shaman hyping up the warriors before they go off to hunt it, allusions to their cosmology and whatever? There's so little flavor here. Same with the settlers, just aggressive and boring. The only thing they tried to do differently was the magic herb, that was given no spiritual connection and was literally just some random herb.
I think the funniest part was how the tribe doesn't seem to give a flying frick about all their men dying and just cheer for her. Keep in mind they died just one day ago
I imagine they're gonna have a tough winter with so few hunters to find game for them. As well, the whole incident just reinforces why you don't want women hunters or warriors: you can lose all those men and it will be hard but maybe you can survive but if a tribe loses a dozen women in battle? It's game over.
>she finds a french camp and saves her dog
>kills all the frenchmen for some reason singlehandedly
I knew they would chuck in a "woman kills multiple white men" scene
i dont know where your webm is from, but to be honest, that move is pretty cool
theres just something that looks stupid and i couldnt place it
My feeling exactly. People keep sharing it in stupid movie scenes threads but I find that very cool.
It's stupid because she is somehow pulling down a guy who surely weighs quite a bit more than her.
The physics don't make sense to the point it's jarring. If he had planted his feet a bit before jumping it would look 1000x better.
Yep, basically it was just undignified and unsporting.
Yea all this sucks but the biggest problem i had was the fact that their teeth were perfectly straight and radiatingly white. Like why couldnt they just give them a safe dye to make their teeth look at least a little yellow.
All the more apparent when they go to great pains to make the French trappers look like San Francisco bums.
Also ooved the shout out to the Commanche nation at the end. Because they totally weren't a bunch of evil violent godless animals
Why pick the Comanche as the protagonists? It's an odd choice since their reputation is well known and they have obvious parallels to the Predator, yet this isn't explored in the film. Sioux would have been more appropriate.
because the movie is historical revisionism. They're pretending like the commence were northern plains Indians when they were southern plains Indians so that they can interact with the French and blame the comanche's loss of buffalo on the French. When actually the comanchees were the ones that killed all the buffalo in the US.
See there was another tribe in the north that were killing buffalo, but nobody in the US knows who they were by name, I can't even remember their names, but they're the ones that associated with the french. So they switch their places because they're trying to pretend like it's some sort of historical film
Yeah, I know. Still, just why even use Comanche? It's just a needless decision.
Films about indian tribe attack the fricking city in 50s less rasist then modern woke movie.
Oh I guess I didn't really answer that. Comanche are seen by reddit as "the most virtuous" natives because they had the largest force and fights against the US army. Later for some reason the Comanche were grouped up with the Apache by the US government as one in the same when they weren't and the Comanche/Apache etc fought the US into the 1920's in raids and skirmishes
I see, but still, a better film if the similarity between the Comanche and the Predator is played up. Albeit, to do that you probably wouldn't use a female protagonist but rather a seasoned and aggressive Comanche warrior. In the original Predator the Pred and Dutch are both essentially the same character. Mirrors of each other.
They really fricked up. The movie is pretty moronic on the history. The Comanche didn't fight in the Northern plains against the French, ever. They fought in Texas. The whole thing about buffalo was, the Comanche were killing about 230,000 buffalo a year, which was devastating the population. When US hunters moved in to also kill them it was game over for the buffalo herds. All sorts of natives complained about this and this is still engrained in their lore "the US rape of buffalo" which is what that scene was about with the field of skinned buffalo, but for some reason it's the French in the movie that did it?
The whole thing is stupid and native we wuzzery but the fact that they couldn't even get basic detail right is hilarious
They supposedly hired an expert but they probably hired him for PR and his opinions died on a paper sheet which was thrown out by a random worker.
Should have set the movie during the Indian Wars of the late 19th Century. Comanche have their warriors disappearing on hunts. White settlers have their men disappearing as well. Both sides attack each other, slaughtering their respective settlements indiscriminately. Then the survivors start stalking each other in the wilderness and that's when the Predator is revealed. It's a manifestation of the violence (like in Predator and Predator 2). The last remaining settlers and Comanche team up long enough to kill it but the Predator blows itself up like in the first film. The victorious survivors wonder off haggard and empty to their desolate, empty homes.
Predator 1 and Predator 2 both ended on relatively dark notes for their protagonists.
>they have obvious parallels to the Predator
That was the moral of the movie. Indians were the real predators all along.
>real predators
Cavarly and colonizators, whos killed indian.
It's predators all the way down bro--from snake to aliems.
>That was the moral of the movie. Indians were the real predators all along.
No, I mean the Comanche were brutal killers who tortured and even skinned their captives alive. Kind of like how the Predator skins the its kills.
Noooooo not the female protagerino!!!
Aaaaaaaah jordan Peterson help me!!!!! I can't wash my penis! Aaaaaaaah
Have sex chudcel.
You'll never be a man.
Movie is great, stop parroting youtube grifters and come up with your own opinions you moronic Black person homosexual
you're a hero. if only all Cinemaphile posters were so informative
T.butthurt yautja
THIS
the predator was just minding his own business when that crazy b***h came after him and got half her tribe killed for no reason
Perfect
Thanks, saved me the money.
This is more informative than my own review on day 1. Thanks for showing people the light. Just so everyone knows it wasn't horrible, it was just very middling. You will be able to predict everything as it happens.
you didnt save me anything because I wasnt going to pay for it
it's funny that most audiences root for the bad guys now with how movies and shows are going
"hunter" like the biden kid that goes around looking like some russian gangster? No.
Did you try not being a racist and a sexist?
Only person who hate this also hate women.
rlm died to me with that review. mike mockingly reciting valid criticisms somebody posted was the straw that broke the camel's back.
they have always tried to be fenceshitters pretending to be impartial, but this completely broke the illusion and now every time i hear some shit that sounds like sjw talk in their earlier videos i can no longer give them the benefit of the doubt.
>they have always tried to be fenceshitters pretending to be impartial,
at lest in reviews
they were always far far left when it comes to politics and world view
but like all hacks they cant stop starting preaching to the audience in fricking reviews of all things
ah, i dont check socials so never knew. another one bites the dust i guess.
now only chef john is left, far as ive heard he is raging shitlib on twatter, but since it never once seeped through into his vids i dont care.
i think john barmitzvahwich will hold out till retirement though, he never did anything but pop culture and movie references as very light pun jokes. he did a couple of livestream q&as, but i completely ignored those just to be sure.
>ah, i dont check socials so never knew
same, but i saw few of their posts and knew they are too woke for my liking
but this video was just too far, i unironically was subbed to them since the started and dropped them on that video
a fat frick who ridicules any male action star that isnt build like bodybuilder and has running jokes about any male action star past his prime, makes old people skits while he looks 60 himself, has tens of hours of videos nerding out about star trek is here to tell use how "its just a movie" and you should shut up you fricking cherry picking nerd
they lost any self awareness, its unwatchable
i see and understand your point, but over 15 years of watching israelitetube ive got like 50 subs with about 20 being inactive or just for project updates, so im not yet ready to drop one of the few channels i can listen to as white noise.
though it will inevitably happen because there is zero chance they will pull their heads out of their asses, especially with the israelitetube algo purging all dissent in comments.
Indians used guns so I wasn't sure why she was so flabbergasted
she cute
She is, I might have even watched it if the shill campaign didn't preemptively ruin the movie for me
The way she looks around is kinda hot.
Ikr? She can't believe the earth shattering orgasms I just gave her.
Good thing that hair blocks her eyes, and moves around a lot, making movement which predators naturally look for.
I loved it when the wind blew her smelly c**t smell towards the bear, he was like WTF is so stanky, must be a salmon
>You lied Cinemaphile. It was shit.
many such cases
always watch the trailer and see for yourself
saved me from DUNC, which was also heavily shilled on here
Jessie Ventura said it was good, why would he lie?
nah, its a pretty good movie. think of it like a disney princess movie with alot of gore.
but she was a cute, imagine how hairy her bush would be as she is a genuine native
she had perfect clean lickable armpits she is all shaven
Natives are well known for having bush and asshair thick enough you could braid it
i will shave her hair by hair
then you'd miss out on all the musk and delicious odor
Hot.
what causes this? lack of male role models?
>liking girls is... le gay!
and you double down with some low IQ buzzwords
admit it, you're posting from a cellphone
What causes wanting a nice fluffy bush on a petite young woman? I dunno testosterone and evolution? You fricking Xanny troony gen z piece of shit
nobody gives a flying frick what you think is attractive on Cinemaphile. you're anonymous here, this isnt your facebook, moron
>based fellow bush lover
im sure theres like 50 porn boards on reddit just waiting for you, you can jerk off about pictures of girls with your fellow morons there
no thanks I was here first 🙂
her people can't even grow beards she's probably smooth down here
A true actress like her grew it out
racism is not allowed on Cinemaphile #canceled
This wasn’t a believable watch. She was fighting frickers straight up. Just because she got hit once or twice, doesn’t mean she didn’t destroy those Euro guys or putting he moves on the Predator.
>100lb woman
>so technologically backwards that seeing a phot of herself would make her think you stole her soul
>cant kill a mountain lion
>cant even beat up a human male
>puts string on an axe made of a stick and sharpened rock, suddenly it behaves like Thors hammer
>can understand laser sighting technology and heat signature tracking
>humiliates an immensely smarter, more technologically advanced, and physically superior opponent
Wow, it isnt good???
>and physically superior opponent
if you notice she does all of the damage through fighting in close quarters with the predator, mma moves, ninja jumping, Warzone sliding. shills like to scream about the traps, but it was only two traps. one being the gunshot that seemingly had little effect on the predator considering he was still jumping around, the other being some sticks sharpened on a tree that also did little to the predator. a 600lb alien that OHKO a bear couldnt scratch a tribeswoman that was supposed to suck at hunting.
someone want to explain why a hunter had any skill at all at hand to hand combat?
90% of Native American meat came from bows, traps, an fishing.
>Wax on, wax off, Daniel-san
>Pick Berry, put in basket
Anon, in all primiti... Iam sorry...native societies hunters moonlighted as warriors. Its not like they could afford to feed a garrison in their tipis or call the police if some other homosexuals came to take over their beaver hunting grounds. Btw, this is also the reason why werent so keen on admitting 90lbs womemes into their ranks.
There's an actual easy, obvious answer for that, but more so who gives a shit you autistic dork?
>>puts string on an axe made of a stick and sharpened rock, suddenly it behaves like Thors hammer
What the hell was the point of is?
Did anyone stop and think that it's not a very good idea, because more than likely even if it worked at intended, it's just going to come flying back to you uncontrollably and hit you right in the fricking face.
Also, you don't throw stone axes. Stone isn't great with sudden, violent impacts. You also can't just sharpen stone with another stone.
Commanche also used very small bows, very different from the huge ones they got in the shit movie. They'd use them on horseback primarily too, but whatever. They also don't aim a bow, it's all just instinctual shooting, and they never shoot just once, they'll have a handful of arrows in one hand and pound out about 5 of them in a few seconds. There's youtube vids about commanche archery, you'd think they would of have watched them.
>>can understand laser sighting technology and heat signature tracking
Its established earlier in the movie where she sees the predator projectile weapon shoots only where the laser is pointed at from the predators mask
Better than the cheesy ass sequel. Frick that Glover Black person
No I didn't. I made a thread last week saying it's my least favorite predator movie
You just listened to the gays here
>watching this trash
Nope.
What the frick is wrong with you? Quit rewarding these pieces of shit for injecting more feminist trash in our society.
him as in the troony?
That's ma'amslaughter
7.5/10 if you don't have /misc/ brainrot
i dont get why they have to say its the first time a predator has been on earth
just don't do that
at least you can say that it's non canonical / alternate reality nonsense by distinguishing itself in such a moronic way
This bothers me, but at the same time the Predators might come back more often for the challenge
>i dont get why they have to say its the first time a predator has been on earth
They never said that. The director clarified in an interview that it was the first time THIS Predator has been on Earth.
haha no way really
>28 posts for $1200
i could do 100 posts for $50
>Control F "bear trap"
>0 results
She's running around doing flips and shit like ten seconds after getting her leg almost snapped in half by a bear trap.
This movie is written using fantasy videogame logic because the writers have no experience with the outside world: magic herbs, insta healing, magic axe from god of war, wild animas act like videogame monsters etc
it's pure trash
turns out all you need is a cute brown girl to endlessly shill your shit movies for free.
The same shit happened with that rat-catcher 2 girl (already forgot the movie name) and Ana de Armas film
the real question is why did all of these braindead phoneposting third worlders come to Cinemaphile in the 2020s?
jesus christ. it's maisie williams!
>peak selena gomez puffy style face
>nice pits
i will watch her career with great interest
80% absolute waste of time
20% basedboy freakout OMG DA HUMAN OUTSMARTED THE ULTRA ELITE HUNTERMANS
making webms of she if you have timecodes you want made.
never gonna watch this filth, cope seethe dilate OP
Copium? Is that you my long lost brother?
possibly
Have you word of good Seethium?
I can't say that I have, no.
bonus jerk off motion webm
This is it. This is the reason I keep coming back to this place.
Never change Cinemaphile, never change.
It was ok, the best part is that it opened alot of doors for new Predator movies in diffrent timelines
>Knights vs Predator
>Roman soldiers vs Predator
>Samurai vs Predator
And so on.
if you look on youtube there's a welldone short of knights vs predator was a good watch
Yeah I’d like that. Don’t use a little girl next time, though. It’s dumb.
That was my only reason altho she could've been hairier in the armpits
should've been littler what you're saying?
I said it was shit
A female power fantasy
>racism is not allowed on Cinemaphile #canceled
This is getting old now
Pretty sure Cinemaphile, of all places on the internet, told you this was shit.
Somebody got filtered, kek.
>potrayal of indians follows standard libtard nobel savage tropes: crying for buffalo (eventhough indians hunted them buy running entire herds off of cliffs), so in touch with nature that they have a magic plant (which allows them to induced and survive hypothermia)
>white people in the movie are all portrayed as filthy/ugly/stupid/cowardly/evil
>Indians have to be shown positively so they're all somehow superpowered against the Predator (all of them manage to wound it several times even when taken by surprise and it even as to break mythos and cheat to beat her brother)
>the only time they're not positive is in service of making men look like buttholes to the female protagonist (and that is a throwaway plot point)
>the female protag gives a monologue to no one following victimhood talking points with the cliched "but that means I'm strong for what I am" bullshit
>now mention that the movie tried to gain publicity by dubbing in Comanche (which only around 10,000 people can speak)
>now mentiion that the Comanche didn't even really exist at that point in history
The pandering ruins the movie. It's shot and editted well so morons can enjoy the spectacle of it without noticing the flaws and fellow travellors of wokism will reflexively applaud it. But we end up with a cliched portrayal of native americans following standard libtard tropes, a focus that promotes the idea that white pioneers were ugly/evil, and a monster movie where the monster is a complete moron because it's too scared to portray indians as anything other than mary/gary sues.
Don't care, I enjoyed it. I have no qualms about a science fiction not being 100% historically accurate. It is in about the same tier as "Predators" and vastly superior to "The Predator", which was effectively a crime. I found it refreshing to see a modern film with no blacks or transgenders in it.
>I have no qualms about a science fiction not being 100% historically accurate.
Well I do. If they had gone the Michael Mann/Mel Gibson route and got even decent Native American actors speaking in their own language it would have immersed the viewer in the environment and time. I never felt these people with bleached white teeth and Californian surfer accents were anything but cosplayers.
I'm an early millennial, I love all the movies from the 1980's that weren't big on historical accuracy. Prey was good enough for me to enjoy thoroughly. I'm also a native Spanish speaker and Dutch's hispanic team member spoke with a horrible accent in Spanish, but I don't care, because it was a great movie.
>Dutch's hispanic team member spoke with a horrible accent in Spanish
Poncho is American. There's nothing in Predator to suggest he's supposed to be able to speak fluent Spanish with the correct accent.
people in the movie are all portrayed as filthy/ugly/stupid/cowardly/evil
I mean...they're french so its not like its inaccurate.
Should have been Swiss, just for the hell of it.
I am convinced the predator in prey had down syndrom
He had to be unhinged or something so the predators sent him to earth for his "initiation" ritual when in reality the hoped for him to die
Heck i bet they laughed their ass off when they saw how dumb his death was
Prey's predator had down syndrome and no obe can convince me else
well i didnt HATE it
probably this. i didn't like nor dislike it. i will forget about it by tomorrow.
were bear traps even made like that in the early 1700s
Whatever happened to the whole “predator only hunts during heatwaves?”
it's a good movie, not great, but not bad either. Better than current year average.
its a predator movie anon, what did you expect?
This movie could have been so much better if they put more thought into the plot and characters.
It wasn't shit, just another 6/10 barely competent movie that we will all forget about in a few weeks.
Plot and story aside, am I the only one who thought the look and the sound of the movie was "off"?
I mean, it went to streaming probably because they didn't think it was theater quality. Kinda like Batgirl.
It might have been theater quality with a higher budget.
and a better cast
And a better script.
Like I said, what I take away the most from this movie is "damn, it had so much more potential".
Why coudn't we have a cute indian woman?
Approved
(If it were 10 years ago at least)
I'm so fricking tired of empowered women
Naru should have been a normal woman in the tribe and content with her role within it. However after the Predator kills several of their best hunters the War Chief leads a band beyond their territory to hunt it down and avenge their fallen brothers. Naru is asked to accompany them as a healer. She follows along and observes as the group is whittled down in battle with the monster, which ignores her the whole time since she is unarmed and not a threat. Then at the end she sets a trap for it and kills it.
Basically an Ellen Ripley arc. Someone just trying to survive and digging deep.
Yeah, I suppose it would be something like that. Though I think she'd start out a bit more vulnerable. In Alien Ripley was not the Captain but she was an officer and third in line after Dallas and Kane.
>100lb woman pulls a 500lb predator (who not too long ago wrestled a fricking grizzly bear) off his feet with a string attached to a hatchet
fricking garbage
The hatchet string thing is stupid. Physics don't work like that.
the predator could flex his one arm and snap the string but i guess its made from the same metal as the alien shield
the movie really makes you think. Who were the real bad guys? The 9ft tall alien or whitey??
>POC see Whites as 9 foot tall otherworldly beings with technology far beyond their ability or comprehension
I'm flattered.
>brown woman main character
>hulu
what gave it away?
Its just another white people bad, brown people good movie.
I got the impression Trachtenberg didn't want to do any of that "progressive" shit but the producers had too much influence.
If they were gonna do the le evil white people then they should have set it a century later during the Indian Wars. Thematically that would fit better with the first two Predator films.
Why? 90% of the film is progressive shit, the storyline, the cast, the themes. The only thing that isn't is the action/gore.
It's crazy that people are even bothering to give this a try after it gets advertised as being a movie about "representation" that also has Predator in a guest role.
I thought it was as good if not better than the original. much better pacing better fight scenes, cooler predator choreography. Cope.
>much better pacing
Yeah, better pacing.
please don't tell me the predator actually falls for this
oh he falls for some much more stupid stuff afterward.
It's worse than that
>Guy in webm had his leg cut off
>Took some orange flower petals that somehow slow his blood and cool his body temperature without hurting him
>Pred comes on the scene
>He plays dead
>Pred sees him, scanner picks up minimal heat like the other body nearby
>Pred assumes guy is dead
>Indian assumes pred can't see him because of the flowers, not cause he's playing dead
>Pred accidentally steps on the guy, who reacts and quickly gets stabbed
>She takes the magic plant
>stands in front of the Predator
>steps out of the way as it walks toward her
>predator doesn't notice
I don't even
I thought pred scanners would pick up heart beats?
shhh, it's okay, the writers are kind of moronic
Why do you hate women?
This was different predator mask and other tech, it probably was a primitive version of the first movie
Primitive? He arrived in a space ship
Primitive for Predator species, I imagine their tech evolved from Prey to those that we see in Predator 1
>if not better than the original.
I hate these affected English accent c**ts.
it's a 90minute movie, of course it's shit
Why aren't natives pissed off at the batshit insanely inaccurate portrayal of native american, specifically commanche life?
It's a fricking movie about commanches without a single goddamn horse in it.
>without a single goddamn horse in it
>reddit spacing
>easily disproven statement
Wow, great job!
also, by the 1700s, most injuns would have had firearms, and used iron tools, that was like the 2 things they would have traded for, above anything else.
Also, where the hell where the beads and silver ornaments? And what the frick was the deal with all the wild wild west Pocahontas outfits? Shit like that is formal dress, it'd be like watching a movie about a white lady hunting wearing a wedding dress the whole time. You wouldn't keep your face painted 24/7 either, that's just a special occasion thing too.
guns are impure tools of oppressive colonizers. Simple, peaceful and pure natives deeply attuned with MOTHER GAIA would never touch those evil weapons of war and genocide.
This movie should have ended with another war party coming in and taking over since she’s the only one that can “hunt”
They should have dialed back the date and made her Algonquin. Algonquin women went topless and that would have been the only redeeming feature this movie had. To be fair, the beginning wasn't awful but then suddenly for no reason it started going to shit shortly after the bear scene and just got progressively worse until the very end (at least she killed the predator in a clever way, was sort of interesting, idk.)
>was sort of interesting
Yeah, it was super interesting to see the predator ignore the lasers in his eye and then watch his own projectile fly around for ten minutes before finally blasting through his cranium.
You misunderstand my dear Anon, I'm not saying the execution was good, I'm saying the concept was interesting.
why would the predator even use his projectiles? doesn't it know that they will fly to where the laser is pointing?
we literally told you it was 3/10 at best. within the first 10 minutes she's body sliding to various flat-ground locations with a yoyo hatchet. of course it was shit.
>Speaks Comanche with an American accent
I dropped it 5 seconds in
>HULU
>Their target audience - women
What you expected? Anything else?
When a movie is fresh, for at least a week Cinemaphile neither says it's good or bad because people either haven't seen it or they dissect what they saw in discussions before giving a verdict.
After that initial week it seems that more and more people (that actually saw it) consider it to be a bad movie, but I've heard a lot of people saying that the first half was somewhat decent - although in the first week the sins of that first half were dissected hard and people weren't pleased.
My opinion is that it's a woke movie and you can skip it.
Just watch the part where the Predator fights a bear and skip the rest.
That's so short it could be made into a decent /wsg/ webm.
Yeah, but the CG is so bad you need the sound effects to sell it.
/wsg/ allows sound effects
I might make that webm, let me see if I can find my external HDD with HQ Prey.
That might trick people into watching it though, kek.
I did that for Arcane, making good webms that tricked many to watch it... is this a sin? Am I doing something evil?
>am I doing something evil
You're on Cinemaphile. Just know that spergs will probably appropriate it in order to say the movie is good.
Cinemaphile is a popular image-board, nothing inherently evil about it, what's your argument here?
I've seen plenty more evil than posting a webm that will trick people into watching Prey, anon. That's my point.
I kind of got your point in the isolated post, sorry but I've re-interpreted it in the light of our whole chain.
Here we go
I should definitely try to use a higher qmax seems like it goes with the highest number by default instead of trying hard.
Based.
managed to squeeze a bit more
whats up with the double chin? are their no indian actresses out there that aren't fatasses?
Revenant flashbacks right there.
its good. just turn your brain off and coom
>Amber Thighthunder
They should have renamed the movie to something less Predator-referencing, made no mention of the Predator in the marketing or trailers. Then, they should have made the first half of the film more of a horror/thriller by not showing the Predator until a surprise reveal halfway through the film. It would have significantly improved the film.
Agreed. Huge missed opportunity.
would be cool. but franchise movies would never do this because they would make significantly less money. its surprising enough they didnt even have the word predator in the tittle
Even the first film suffers ever so slightly for that opening shot of the alien ship flying past the Earth.
Thinking about this now, and now I'm slightly annoyed.
When I showed Predator to a family member years ago I purposefully moved the scenes forward until right after that shot and it worked like a charm. When I first saw the movie as a kid I don't think I saw that scene either.
i dont even remember that. i watched last year
I think most people forget that scene because they get drawn in by the well paced first act.
To be fair, I don't think the Predator brand really holds that much goodwill. Predator 1 is pure kino but the rest range from mediocre to shit.
So did the Predators slaughter her tribe or did they just say "we're gonna need our moronic kids body also...neat gun"
Cool idea but it'd only work for five seconds before the twist is spoiled and ends up on the internet. Then you basically crippled your marketing for a youtube amateur film tier twist.
It holds infinitely more will than what people would think was a movie about an Indian girl learning to hunt. And the twist would still be banking off the franchise. If you think the Predator brand is so weak that it'd make as much money if people had no clue this was a Predator film....why use it? You could probably make a far better movie with your own OC alien catered to the plot/themes.
>So did the Predators slaughter her tribe or did they just say "we're gonna need our moronic kids body also...neat gun"
I don't see why the Predators would slaughter her village. I'd imagine the ships just convey the idea that they returned again and again over the generations to hunt. If the Comanche gave them a good sporting hunt they're gonna keep coming back. It's possible that some might want to find out who killed their rookie and challenge themselves against this other "predator". Something we can infer from Predator 2 is that they respect somebody who kills one of their own in honorable combat. However that respect likely cuts in two different ways: "we let you live because you are a worthy foe" and "I am going to stalk and attack you because you are a worthy foe and killing you or being killed by you is honorable"
My guess is for girl power points we get a sequel and she kills TWO Predators.
Next step: Predator tv series
>Cum running down her mouth
yeah my cum
>mfw reading this thread
Gottem
The Predator should have fricking died when the bear knocked him down. That should have been it, there's no way a fricking grizzly can't kill that homosexual shit without his weapons. Fricking plot armor
Will we ever see the Predators home world? I wanna see all the nerdy science predators that built their ships and shit. Like i wanna see what life is like for the average blue collar predators just trying to make a living
So this movies success solidifies her as Disneys live action Pocahontas, right
>male tribals spend the entire movie wearing a loincloth only
>she doesnt even expose her ankles the entire time
>not even a bathing scene of her cleaning the mud
I DEMAND A REFUND, ALL THOSE TRIBAL WOMEN WERE TOPLESS ALL THE TIME
i cant believe the dog didnt die, i would have lost that bet
watched this last night with like 10 people. when she got smacked in the face with the shield and nothing happened to her we all laughed at how ridiculous it was since we saw him decapitating and cutting through trees like butter with the shield just 5 minutes earlier.
also the scene at the camp where the frenchie played dead and when the predator looked at him through the thermal vision the guy was almost fully blue just because he took those magic weed our friend who is a paramedic couldn't stop laughing. he basically had no heat signature like a dead person because he took some magic herb
This actress really doesn't post much on her IG it makes me wonder how you guys find all these pics of her
google.
More of a bing man myself
Is this the same chick, Kiki?
kys homosexual
Post more of her ass. That hip circumference was mind blowing.
Apparently her ass
Welp, that's disappointing. Bad call on my part.
Any more?
There really aren't many pics of her in general she's not that active in social media. Hell I just found that pic on Google
Just look up kiki
>released 2022
>20th century productions
????
>takes place in the 18th Century
The ending was just silly. This stupid baby "uh oh " sound made no sense especially from a predator.
The ending should have been her plan failing a little and then her needing to improvise more to beat the predator
I swear at the beginning she said "30 years ago a monster came to our village", Mandela?
300 wasn't it?
I thought she said 30, as a reference to the 86 pred (35 years ago), and then only after about 15 mins into the film it's revealed to be 1717 or something, kind of like a bait and switch or something, just like they did with the dart cannon instead of plasma cannon
It really does look like cum now that I think about it
>action hero woman stuck in equivalent of quicksand
UH BROS? KINO ALERT?
Amber Midthunder is a pretty sick name ngl
Yeah, though it also kind of sounds like she has an irritable bowel
um
why was this scene left out of the kino??
It will be in the extended cut
more like extended butt
How is the dialogue so bad
"you tried, you just couldn't bring it home"
"you could see what I miss, you always have"
"did they hurt you?" - "they tried"
Once again a 100 mil movie with great effects, action scenes, cinematography, stylistic direction, and bad choices on the stuff you'd think would be the cheapest - dialogue, narrative.
I wonder if they had to simplify some of it because they needed the comanche dub gimmick for marketing. there's also the modern method of using wonky dialogue which translates to other languages more easily
>100 mil movie
Doubt a streaming exclusive movie cost even a third of that
Been wondering what the budget was, heard someone say 50mil but it seems 75mil at least, 100mil is my honest guess before hearing any other guesstimates.
>predator's spear comes in half to make a sword and a bludgeon
>he chops a guys leg off and bashes him in the guts
FATALITY
I enjoyed it, was simple without being too simple. Could have done with more gore though, no humans get their spine ripped out or skinned.
arent comanche supposed to be these cuthroat homies like land vikings or some shit? they were a bunch of savage hardcore pricks. why is the movie depicting them as a bunch of regal elven twinks?
they learned it from the predator.
Why didn't the le evil white men just gang rape the Brown puss?
French Men are gay as frick
she how so does attaching a magical string to a tomahawk helps hunt rabbits when the problem is her shit throw speed?
Nah, it's good. Predator 2 is still the best sequel, but Prey is way better than the rest.