You literally cannot respond to this without sounding mad

You literally cannot respond to this without sounding mad

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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Vrigin Last Man Miguel and the Chad Übermensch Miles

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Black person.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mad

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Well done boy

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I mean, yeah. This little shithead is putting the entirety of the multiverse at stake just to get his way. Any reasonable person would be mad.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He’s not a Spider-Man. That’s the point of the movie. That’s the resolution. Both of his universes are already off the map, and they’re fine because 2099 doesn’t know about them.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    gibs me yo costume and villains for free

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >every other spider-man in existence has to follow this dumb rule to let a loved one to prevent total reality death
    >NAH CUH IMMA DO MA OWN THANG
    >this is presented as the right, heroic choice
    I'm sick of modern Spider-Man media shitting on Peter(s) to prop up Miles

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Nooo you just have to let your father die noooo
      >You cant find a solution to save everyone even though we're supposed to be superheroes

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Sounds like a 'blacks don't understand hypotheticals' to me.

        You have to let a loved one die to stop thousands of universes from collapsing
        >I don't understand, I'll just save everyone
        You can't in this situation, the rule is that you have to sacrifice one for the other
        >But I'll just save everyone though

        And no I don't know what happens in the film, nor am I ever watching it.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          breakfast question americans can't into hypotheticals or empathy

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Noooo it is your destiny! You cant escape it!

          Frick destiny.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Spider-Man should always be against destiny especially when it has it specifically out for his family. That's why the Memeverse movies suck. They made Peter Parker an obidient cuck joining a death cult

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >the rule is that you have to sacrifice one for the other
          No you don't. It's actually as simple as not having the person destinied to die go to work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Worked for Neo in the Matrix

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    this movie sucked compared to the first one

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >notice two continuity errors in an animated film
      Baffled. They even brought attention to it with his collar

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Imma do my own thing
    >replaces spiderman
    ok lol

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I supposed to be mad about this homie doing his own thing?

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't see the film yet, didn't Miles lose his uncle Aaron in a much more traumatic and personal way than Peter losing Ben?
    Like he genuinely got his uncle killed, how does that not count?
    Gwen got away with just losing her version of Peter Parker, and she still has both of her parents.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It doesn’t count because-WELL IT JUST DOESNT OKAY?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because there is the stupid detail of "Spider-Man has to lose a police officer he is close to"

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >didn't Miles lose his uncle Aaron in a much more traumatic and personal way than Peter losing Ben?
      More traumatic in the sense that Aaron turned out to be a gigantic piece of shit who deserved to get killed you mean?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Uncle Aaron is his Uncle Ben, but his dad is supposed to be what Captain Stacy was to Peter. It's pretty contrived honestly.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His uncle killed his peter and is celebrated for it. The movie has no concept of itself and merely presents this pointless hypothetical to shit on peter as a character and concept.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        And then they make that stupid rest in power mural. For a criminal responsible for the death of Peter, as well as the rest of deaths that come with being Kingpin's personal hitman.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      His uncle got killed but of course it wasn't Miles' fault. Instead of just killing Spider-Man, Kingpin decided to kill his own henchman like a moron. Of course to extend the plot and tell the viewer they're morons for assuming Peter Parker should be the only Spider-Man instead of making him a Barbie brand.

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Did Gween frick his bussy with her femme wiener?

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >do my own thing
    >Entire origin story is that he's a copycat of another character

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was helping my brother fix his shower last night. He did some shit wrong fitting a sleeve on the cartridge and when I called him a moron he started singing this. I hate blacks.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'ma finna boutta axe u .... Ugh uhhhh umm y know what I'm sayin bluhd liek brrrpt brrrpt skeet I finna idk bruh.... Midk cuh I just muhfuggin I mean I just.... Like you feel me?
    Every conversation I've ever had with one of these braindead simian fricks

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      We know you're lying, you're too scared to talk to African Americans™.

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine if miles morales was spider man

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Never watching Skittles & Sprite-Man.

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I don't get it. Why doesn't Miguel, the largest Spider-Man, simply eat the others?

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's the question?

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    wasn't the whole first movie about miles stopping kingpin from "do[in' his] own thang"?

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I can. Miles Morales is Miles Morales. Peter Parker is Spider-Man.

    There.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >muh freedumbz is God and more important than the universe not being destroyed

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