You literally wouldn't do shit if you met him irl.
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You literally wouldn't do shit if you met him irl.
You literally wouldn't do shit if you met him irl.
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I've literally taken shits bigger than him
I've had chunks of corn bigger than him in my turds.
Who is that? Gilbert Gottfried?
That's animal cruelty and death on camera, but just because will smith stomped a disgusting looking wienerroach suddenly all laws regarding animal protection don't matter anymore. Imagine if he squished newborn chicks.
Calm down, Chris.
>Scott Norwood lines up for the kick..this one looks to be a solid 46 yarder..
>He can fire the shot heard round the world with this kick..
Yes I would.
I'd ask to shake his hand and tell him how much I admire him and his good works for the midge community.
Only because I’d get mocked endlessly for beating up a midget
Better than getting mocked endlessly for a midget getting over on you.
I worked with one and constantly made short jokes. One day we were having a meeting and he was last to arrive. As he came in I said, Hurry up, we're short on time.
Little fricker walked right by me and slapped me in the back of the head. I stood up and bent down and got in his face, threatened him.
It was too late. Word spread that he slapped me so hard my head hit the table.
Trust me, I'd much rather be the guy that beat up a midget.
I can't really blame the guy. He has probably heard jokes like that millions of times. It's like an Asian hearing a dog eating joke. Even if it doesn't offend them it's probably still annoying. You could maybe get him to laugh with an original joke.
Yeah but it was a back and forth. He gave as good as he got. He always found things to take shots at me about. It had never turned physical until that day. The GM of the plant never liked him and even left it up to me, if I wanted him fired he was gone. I felt bad for the little bastard and declined. He wound up quitting a few days later when he drove a forklift through the wall of a truck trailer.
If you had any self respect you'd have stomped that midget to death in the parking lot
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I would say hey warwick and punch him in his midget face
Oh hey a garden gnome
I would lift him up with one hand like conan the librarian scene
>don't you know the huey decimal system?
Id toss him and ask who im supposed to give my $5 to
I'd stoop down to his level and tell him I love him, then probably ask about Mad Martigan in Willow.
imagine running up behind him and grabbing his legs and then swinging his frail little twisted body over your head and smashing him on the concrete while he screams and gurgles out his cries and confusion with broken teeth
>You literally wouldn't do shit if you met him irl.
I would just say thank you.
I mean yeah, I probably wouldn't even notice he was there
I'd give him a pat on the head and smile.
I would give him a heartfelt formal apology on the behalf of @Cinemaphile explaining that we were just joking around and having fun. Then I'd kick him in the face and lock him in my basement while he waits for the char siu to be ready a month later.
>implying you wouldn't gather up the kino crew, drink some beers, and have a midget tossing contest
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I've met him multiple times and he's sincerely a nice dude. I prefer hanging out with him to you, OP.
He gets so much hate, I'd pick him up and give him a big hug.
I've met him multiple times and he's sincerely a despicable dude. I prefer hanging out with him to OP and other AIDS ridden homosexuals than him.
Leigh is /ourmidge/. In fact, I'd love to buy Leigh Gill a birthday cake. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of surprise merriment and candles under his chin, send that little friend jumping for joy.
As he sits in his chair, plump and contented and and almost chocking on strawberry jam, his jaw a fondant mess of icing detached from the rest of his cake, I stand over him and laugh joyously. He looks up at me in happiness and glee, his eyes searching, begging me for cake. He finds some. I raise my butterknife then slice down, splitting another slice like a doorstop and finally ending his eupeptic hunger.
is it a warcrime if the victim is a midge or does it count as animal cruelty at worst?
asking for a friend
Just regular assault or murder but half the jurors are going to think it's pathetic and the other half are going to find it hilarious so maybe it's a coin toss if you get away with it.
Ever since this midge set a blazing hatred in me, I've been like django and dragging a woodchipper with me everywhere
>from the twisted mind of Tariq Nasheed
>MIDGE MINCING