You may choose one to spend the rest of your life with, choose wisely.

You may choose one to spend the rest of your life with, choose wisely.

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Christ and his word.

  2. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    This is basically just asking me whether I want to get cucked weekly or only monthly

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >will you pick butifel starfire
    >or loose immoral tentacle monster sloppy seconds

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're both sloppy seconds

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yes but given a choice, would you rather have Robin's or Glgrdsklechhh's?

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Glgrdsklechhh is the one who gestates the babies, that makes it the best choice.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          neither

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Robin’s
          Anon…

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          Starfire got railed and creampied by every Gordanian slaver aboard the ship hauling her ass to her next master

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          I prefer to maintain a positive outlook. Rather than fricking used goods, I am cucking Robin and/or Glgrdsklechhh.

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackfire because I don’t care if the rest of my life is the next 22 minutes

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Blackfire because by Tamaranean standards she's a deviant who a) covers her whole body b) doesn't want to have sex with everything she sees.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      proof

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >by Tamaranean standards she's a deviant who a) covers her whole body
      So, by Tamaranean standards, Starfire was basically dressed as a sex slave in the Origins episode.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Literally yes. She was being sold as a trophy wife to a space warlord. That's basically the PG-13 way of saying "sex slave."

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          imagine getting to rape her every day on demand

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Starfire if only because I could use that sort of positivity in my life.
    >also always liked her more than raven

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      ^This, I personally would prefer Blackfire but Starfire's calm demeanor and positivity would be better for one's health.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Till you got bored of her sugar sweet personality and needed some toxic bpd excitement so you cheat on her with Blackfire who proceeds to blow your happy life up for her own amusement like a year down the line.

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Assuming this scenario means they somehow actually like me and want me around, Blackfire. Otherwise Starfire.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What if Blackfire wants you around so she can torture you while she touches herself?

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Everyone here choosing is going to die alone, so what's the point?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      >choosing loneliness over sloots
      cringe or based

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I choose Blackfire, the superior sister, and then together we enslave Starfire for use as a personal sex doll and brood mother for beautiful half human half Tamaranean babies.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Blackfire is petty enough to try and cannibalize any babies her sister gives birth to.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Don't be moronic, Tamaraneans don't eat their weak and infirm young. They just mercilessly spurn, degrade, and neglect them until the psychological trauma turns them into violent narcissists.

        • 4 months ago
          Anonymous

          All this time I never realized Blackfire was a femcel.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Blackfire, have you seen the baby?
        >Oh I threw that one in the oven and had it for brunch, might want to fetch my dear sister and start on making a new one, darling.

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why is the music so loud
    >my sister's clothes are too tight
    >I need a wig
    >my belly is exposed
    >I wish I was subjugating my planet right now

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason femcel Blackfire fits. A narcissistic sociopath making an extrenuous effort pretending she's just wrapping everyone around her little finger.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      For some reason femcel Blackfire fits. A narcissistic sociopath making an extrenuous effort pretending she's just wrapping everyone around her little finger.

      Frick I never knew I wanted this version of Blackfire

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    oh look, another shitty blackfire-starfire thread

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      It might be a shit thread but I wouldn't turn down 2 mcdoubles and some nuggs and I ain't gonna turn my nose up at hot troq sisters.

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a guy who want threesome with two hot troq sisters cuz two is better than one. I love both good and evil be on my side and no, I wil not choose one.

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      real question. how do they like their partner's dick hair?

  13. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    feel like I'll get bored with blackfire or end up getting railed by a cellmate. With Starfire everyday as an adventure for her. I'll go with starfire

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