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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is Miles finally going to pop that Pakastani pussy?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kamala is anal-only, she's saving herself for marriage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Anal AND mouth

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I really want to say that Kamala deserves better, but at some point I have to admit that she really doesn't.

        Anal AND mouth

        Absolutely haram but thats fine because Islam is incompatible with the West.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s time

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    peter/gwen no but miles/kamala yes. she has better chemistry with him than any of his designated love interests. they're so damn cute together.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I told you they would resurrect Gwen someday and pare her up with peter but no you morons did not want to believe me. I guess this means gwengays get to truly have the last laugh so tell me osborns gays who is smug now? also it looks like Gwen is aware of peter's secret identity oh this is going to be so rich.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Believing Marvel at their word
      >Not guessing this is either a clone, an alternate universe Gwen like Ghost Spider, or just a fake out
      Readers these days...

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Does the Solicit Synopsis say or hint or the possibility that could she be a clone of Gwen or a alternate universe version of her? the answer is no so try harder moron I prefer thiis explanation as to how she is back. Kamala "persuaded" the X-Men somehow to resurrect her since she figured Peter And Gwen belonged with each other it works for me end of story.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Doesn't know how marketing works these days, letting the reader's imagination do most of the heavy lifting to bait them into buying the book
          Anon...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      what

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        look buddy on a serious note I hoenstly suggest you stop spaming with the stupid "what" spam first people are getting tired of this shit secondly if you do keep u this up then YOU will get reported for spam real SOON.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Multiple people like saying ‘what’ to you because you freak out every time and behave like a fricking spastic.

          Also what

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >what
            okay buddy now you get to deal with the mods for spam fricking enough is enough enjoy now butthole.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >what
        You know what to bros right? be sure to report spam now.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What

          No seriously that one was genuinely unintelligible, what were you actually trying to type out there.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >ARCADE IS IN THEIR RIGHT HAND BUT THEY HAVE SOMETHING SHINY OVER IN THEIR LEFT HAND

      lmao

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        So what it means nothing for all we know arcade has plans for miles or Kamala not peter. Regardless arcade has never cloned anybody in his life and no I am not buying the bullshit that he made a robot Gwen that would make no sense at all.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It makes no sense that Arcade, the master roboticist, would make a robot to potentially lure a superhero into a trap

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Just point and laugh, Anon

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            if that truly was the case don't you think they would hinted so in the Solicit Synopsis? also bear in mind that miles and kamala are in this also. Arcade luring Peter into a trap is one thing but what the frick would he want with Miles and Kamala? besides given Kamala is a mutant would she not see through Arcade's scheme in a heartbeat?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              >if that truly was the case don't you think they would hinted so in the Solicit Synopsis?
              The hint on the cover isn't enough?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not to me is not look it's just wait for the book to come out see I say Gwen is back thanks to mutants and you think she is still dead to each their own opinion respectively.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                morons like yu don't belong on Cinemaphile

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                My name isn’t Yu.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not to me is not look it's just wait
                What?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                remember to report spam now bro I guess some people wish to get banned.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >Not to me is not look it's just wait

                Explain to me what this sentence means.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                sorry my mistake it should have said let's just wait for the book to come out.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’ve been here for a long time now. You know how other people type.

                How is your English still this bad?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Don't you think if they're actually resurrecting Gwen they would make a much bigger event instead of just the third issue of Spectacular Spider-Man?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                You’ve been at this for years, how the frick is your English still this bad?

                Do you just not read?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Because it's intentionally bad?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                That’s worse, not better. A deliberately moronic person would be less bad.

                If you’re trying to troll, then your goal is to say something that makes people mad. Not something that nobody can actually comprehend.

                Not to me is not look it's just wait for the book to come out see I say Gwen is back thanks to mutants and you think she is still dead to each their own opinion respectively.

                he’s legitimately unintelligible.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Not saying it isn't. He wants to be annoying and the gibberish works. We had someone on one of the many spider-threads successfully fake being him to show it could be done if a poster had the motivation lol.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Frick the hint Just revive prime Gwen Stacy her spirt will never truly rest so let's just get her resurrection over with.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                mods truly hate spam have fun with them for being a fricking moron.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                What?

                Would you like her as this?

                Stupidest shit I've ever seen.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What?
                More spam be sure to report anons.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Nobody is going to report any posts on your behalf. Everyone hates you.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Mods also hate spam keep doing it moron and they will take care of you for sure.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Have you considered just not being autistic? Maybe you’d have more fun here.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Only if she's an edgy 90-00s era anti-hero with superpowers.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Would you like her as this?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                No please. Hypothetical edgy anti-hero Gwen requires her own theme. The absolute last thing this oversaturated market needs is another Spider-Man themed character.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Those are the exact sorts of questions Marvel wants you to have so you buy the book to get them answered, lol, you really are that new

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                He really is that moronic.

                Post what at him and move on.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >what
          okay buddy now you get to deal with the mods for spam fricking enough is enough enjoy now butthole.

          What

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What
            the mods will deal with you for fricking spam butthole you should have quit while you were ahead.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              They’ll never deal with it. They hate you, you miserable fricking chode.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I think they will deal with it if you keep it up I suggest you not try their patience.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Believing Marvel at their word
      >Not guessing this is either a clone, an alternate universe Gwen like Ghost Spider, or just a fake out
      Readers these days...

      Fakeout .
      It’s most likely Miles/Kamala go to the same diner that Peter/Gwen went to 10 years ago. So we see the juxtaposition between Peter’s date in the flashback and compare it to Miles’ date in the present day.

      Any person that’s read comics more than a year can easily guess the plot from this from the solicitation.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        impossible anon given that Gwen is seen embracing Peter in his spider-costume with his mask off Gwen never knew peter was spider-man.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          What?

          Sorry, try cutting your gibberish up into shorter sentences.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >What?
            buddy mods REALLY hate spam as you will soon find out no doubt

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              What does a cover with Peter having his mask off even mean? It’s a cover. It almost never has anything to do with the issue.

              You’re a deeply stupid person, but you also type out what you’re trying to say in the stupidest possible ways. People genuinely don’t know what you’re babbling about sometimes.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >What does a cover with Peter having his mask off even mean? It’s a cover. It almost never has anything to do with the issue.
                Has it ever occurred to you that's what marvel wants you to think that is the case here ? but when you do open the book well then comes the real surprise

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                I genuinely have no clue what meaning you’re trying to convey here. Implying your argument as a question doesn’t mean we can understand.

                The covers are seldom real, therefore marvel wants us to think they’re seldom real, therefore that’s surprising?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It’s a cover dumbass. They aren’t to be taken literal.

          See pic for example.
          In this issue, the Spider-People aren’t really sitting down in attendance to watch gay Web Weaver walk the model runway.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I think I will just wait for the book to come out to find out what really happens. Still it would be highly amusing if it turned out that Kamala did get mutants to revive Gwen I wonder in what kind of light fans would start to see mutants then.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I think not given the solicitation says Miles and Kamala get their date alongside Peter and Gwen. if this was just a flashback showing Peter and Gwen in the past on a date then why the heck would the cover show Gwen embracing Peter in his spider-man costume?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Because the cover is almost never a 1:1 representation of what’s in the book, and it’s been that way for 60 years now.

          You had to post variations of the same post four times now before anyone understood the point you’re trying to make. And the point was worthless anyways.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      So sad how you're always convinced that "this time Gwen will come back!" and every time you're proven wrong.

      It happened with the Jackal clone and with "Celestial Gwen" and now we will have another story were Gwen still stays dead.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >So sad how you're always convinced that "this time Gwen will come back!" and every time you're proven wrong.
        Given they keep digging up her corpse they might as well bring her back for good, I think that really would be the most sane thing to do. I have a feeling that it will happen once their minds completely crack somebody will simply say "enough with the fake bait frick it let's bring her back for good" think it won't happen? I think you be wrong.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      They won't actually bring back Gwen because they don't care about Gwen, they care about more tragedy in Spider-man's life. They care that he has a lost Lenore that he can always whine and angst over and use to undermine any of his other relationships. If they brought her back they would have to write her as a character instead of a prop and literally no one has ever been interested that, not even in Stan Lee's run.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >If they brought her back they would have to write her as a character instead of a prop and literally no one has ever been interested that, not even in Stan Lee's run
        I for one would be interested in writing her as a character I know a few others who feel the same way.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          You and your 6 friends might, but no one at Marvel is.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Let's be honest, Marvel is rarely ever into writing anyone as an actual character anymore. They're all props or action figures now.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You and your 6 friends might, but no one at Marvel is.
            If I ever get to write for marvel then I will bring her back and writer her as a character.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't trust anyone at Marvel to write her well anyway. Let her be one of Pete's memories like uncle Ben.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    More kino couples if they were swapped.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Wish it's spider-gwen

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Only if we're talking about 30-something Peter and teenage Gwen

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Unrelated but Miles body looks so weird

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine Norman cucking both of the spider-men by deflowering and impregnating their girlfriends

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >look at the reaction on reddit
    >they're fricking groaning and complaining about Gwen being dragged out of the grave again
    >one guy hilariously says it's Sarah Stacy
    mild chuckle

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sarah Stacy
      Make her Kindred costume sexy you cowards.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I can’t help but wonder what the catch here is. Marvel never gives these kinds of freebies

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The schizo has to be some neglected Covid-Kid who lost their mind during the lockdown and hasn't recovered since.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It’s genuinely just word salad now, he’s becoming unintelligible.

      He’s supposed to get better the more he deals with native speakers, instead he only gets worse.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reverse it.

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The expression on Ramos' Peter's face: This again?

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kamala is for Bruno
    Spider-Gwen is for Miles
    Peter is for Mary Jane Watson (white, red hair)
    Earth 616 Gwen Stacy is for the grave

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is for Starling or Bombshell. If the Mutants take Miles Peter will somehow get dragged even more into their affairs than he is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >frogposter
      >absolutely moronic
      Every time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Peter is for Mary Jane Watson
      She be cheater forever.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Not true, most anons are happily embracing Ultimate, and 616 is a degraded brand because Wells can’t stop projecting his own problems and dysfunctions into Amazing. It’s why nothing makes sense and everyone feels out of character.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          It is true for 616 MJ however she will remain a cheater there that's for sure.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            It depends, they seem to be foreshadowing Paul brainwashing her pretty heavily based on the stuff with Madam Masque using exactly the same magic to brainwash people.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              There is nothing to suggest paul brainwashed MJ in anyway and I would prefer it stayed that way, since I think lots of fans would very much frown upon that if that it did turn to be the case.

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                Many more are frowning about it right now, and nobody cares enough about Paul to worry whether he’s killed or becomes a villain.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Your family should have fed you to wolves.

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are there even any stable Marvel relationships that weren't introduced in the '60s?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Luke Cage and Jessica Jones.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        hmm wonder why

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          They're popular enough that people know them and use them as supporting characters, but not popular enough for someone to give them an ongoing and mess with their marriage for cheap drama.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Beak and Angel have been going strong for 20+ years.
      Multiple Man and Layla Miller for almost as long.
      Falcon and Misty Knight are still a thing, right? It's been about a decade.

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    your shipping is weak

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      despite it all, Peter still deserves better than Carol

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Even Emma Frost is better than Carol.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Let's not go crazy, Frost is still a mutie and one of the worse ones at that

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Peter can fix her…

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Marvel Adventures Emma was a regular in Peter's stories and she wanted date him.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              And? What does that have to do with anything?

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It’s Spider-Gwen or ghost spider, whichever you want to call her, they’re just there talking, some tension between miles and Gwen and there you go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      peter would never date Spider-Gwen try harder moron.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I said just they’re talking, I didn’t say they were on a date, it’s just a way to get Gwen there to witness their date.

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Peter and Mary Jane
    Forever and ever

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >MJ
      With a side of May please.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Sad. 🙁

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          At least Aunt May can't spread it to others.

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick that, Kamala is for white crippled dick only.

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's been over 10 years and Humberto Ramos still sucks at art. I know he's good at deadlines, but there has to come a point where enough is enough.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He is good at sucking corporate wiener and keeping good Inkers and Colorist around him.

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Miles has a girlfriend though

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Didn't Kamala died like half a year ago?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Wonders of the Mutant Nation.

      She likely was the last resurrection before things went to exploding.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure she was dead less than a week in the comic books before they announced her being revived. Also this website figured out that she was going to get killed and then revived before stepped one happened.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reminder that Jackal is the villain of the first arc.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ah. No wonder Gwenschizo, the IRL Miles Warren, is so thrilled.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      was wondering who the shadowy figure was

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's not the jackal that's for sure if he was behind this don't you his face would be on the cover instead? I also seriously doubt the shadowy figure is arcade, I wonder if Ben reilly is behind this scheme somehow. let's say he tries to trick peter by making him think Gwen is back somehow all part of his plan to break him mentally and drive him to insanity.

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'd be funny if it wasn't a fakeout and Lowe just didn't tell Weisman that Miles already has a girlfriend.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Starling's supervillain origin story is a go. Tiana took her eyes off Miles for one second and he's cheating on her with other women. Get his unfaithful ass, girl.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Lowe caught promoting racist black and latino stereotypes yet again.

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    funny how miles will never happen

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ship this Peter with Suicide Squad Harley Quinn

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The better pairing

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I liked when Ultimate Spidey was dating Kitty Pryde. Generally speaking I think Spidey can be shipped with almost any superheroine. That's the power of being best boy.

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Kamala getting aged up to 18-19 for some minor movie synergy? She had a summer internship at Oscorp where some adult guy asked her on a date (without it being spun as creepy) and her latest mini had her in a pre-uni program at NYU to earn credits over the summer. I know Miles is perma high school so any relationship with him will end up in creepy territory.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      It was a high school internship at Oscorp, and it's a pre-college summer program at Empire State.
      She's either a junior or a senior.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah no, she's definitely getting aged into uni within the next year. The current writer for her book had this play out.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's nothing new. Wasn't she flirting with some older guy when she went to pakistan in the original run?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Miles is a senior, so he can date college age chicks.
      Hell, Starling is college age, and he’s dating her.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The older guy was college age 18-22.
      It’s normal for them to date an upperclassmen in high school.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought Miles was in college now, but it's not like I closely follow his comics.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        like Miles girlfriends, neither the writer reads Miles comics.
        Once in a book he is in highschool and the other he doesn't go school despite the solo Miles stories being sure he is in college.
        The reason we have Kamala as Miles new love interest is because no one wants to finish one of the Miles original love interests like the bird girl

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >despite the solo Miles stories being sure he is in college.
          huh? the big villain of the current run is a girl who's seething that miles took her spot in the school lottery

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I don't read his comics either

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              do you just pull shit out your ass and see if someone calls you on it?

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous
      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'd read a Miles book but they are all Marvel as presented by BET.

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    You know what I like about this?The fact that Kamala becomes a mutant and an X-Men doesn't make her forget about her friends or her previous superhero friends..

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I hate ESLs.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I guess so.

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Listen, I’m black. And even I think Kamala is obsessed with BWC

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like it.

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