>you may pick one (1) item, but you have to tell us what kino youre going to watch with it

>you may pick one (1) item, but you have to tell us what kino you’re going to watch with it

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take a kids cuisine while watching a marathon of are you afraid of the dark from the 90s

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    roast turkey claimed
    excalibur (1981)

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The Kung Pao Chicken Mega Bowl

    Double Feature of
    Year of the Dragon (1985)
    and Black Rain (1989)

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      superb taste, year of the dragon is certified rourke kino and I love black rain too
      >don't ever say you didn't have a good time with charlie m!

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Americans don't really, do they?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Have cheap, ready access to food?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >food

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I know it's not a mud cookie like your traditional cuisine, but believe me, it IS food.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            No it isnt.

            https://i.imgur.com/YSm4GsR.jpg

            >you may pick one (1) item, but you have to tell us what kino you’re going to watch with it

            I rather not eat any of that shit and watch shitty b-film.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      almost 9 dollars for a box of cereal?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Picture is probably somewhere in Australia

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >.ie
          It's Ireland.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          On The Menu would be the Australian equivalent.

          ?si=Yksbve1JYShFql0s&t=405

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >importing poison out of reverence
      somehow worse than simply being american

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Grape-nuts, triscuits, slapyamama, and Jif are all pretty solid. I like the little Thanksgiving district, do Euro's ever make the shit they see Americans eat just for fun? Hershey's ducks. WTF are pita chips in burgerland? Frick mike, frick ike, murder suicide is best case.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      This is humiliating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why? Have you never been in an Asian market before? It’s all junk food and sugar drinks too.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I only eat the peanut butter, the rest Is garbage.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I only eat the peanut butter

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >til they don't use baking soda in ireland

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The irish used to use it for birth control, so the pope outlawed it.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Grape Nuts
      >Triscuits
      >Cinnamon Toast Crunch
      >Reese's
      >Sour Patch Kids
      >Mr. Goodbar
      >Milk Duds
      >Paydays
      >Whatchamacallits
      >Jif peanut butter
      >Goldfish
      >Jack Link's beef Jerry

      Meh, you Euros have passable taste.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Fly to Europe with giant suitcase full of boxes of different flavor Triscuits
        >Buy high quality Euro cheeses and unpasteurized Euro beers
        >Return to hotel and enjoy luxury cheese and crackers with fancy beer
        A man can dream...

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Burgerfat here. This is pretty accurate, but I’d replace the Calypso with Arizona Iced Tea.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      id slit a homie throat for a big bag of beef jerky

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Boneless fried chicken Lonely Man
      Raising Arizona

      whatchamacallit
      Serendipity

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Decent US slop curation. Would be pretty good if you were baked out of your mind or making BBQ

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      aww shit homie got that sweet baby rays

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom shelf based shelf
      Get the Stubb's, Sweet Baby Ray's, and Jiffy
      Smoke some meat and eat some cornbread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bottom shelf based shelf
      Get the Stubb's, Sweet Baby Ray's, and Jiffy
      Smoke some meat and eat some cornbread

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      reeses puffs
      waterloo

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >needing American baking soda

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Crack just isn’t the same without arm and hammer.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Only thing thats decent out of those things is the BBQ Sauce

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Parmesan goldfish is the Kino snack

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >we'll take the lot!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can some one post an UK food section?
      It always makes me smile seeing our products abroad

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        lol the what? We don’t have a UK section.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I've seen images of uk food items in section in foreign supermarkets
          They usually feature HP sauce and digestives lol

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            I’ll look when I go later but this thread won’t be up then. I never really look but it’s mostly Mexican and asian foods.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        i shop on a millitary base so it would be cheating

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        If this thread is still up when I go to the super U for dinner I will

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          based publix enjoyer. You must be in my neck of the woods

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm so glad that out of this whole picture the only things I consume are la croix/seltzer water and goldfish.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      One scorching hot lacroix please.
      What shithole is this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm glad to see cranberry sauce there. The rest of the world should know how wonderful it is.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      those reese's puffs are like 10€/$10.25 here in Finland

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >warhead sour twists
      >warhead worms
      >warheads cubes
      wtf I've never seen those and I love warheads

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I want to try that kiwi lemonade.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      All the American soft drinks you could have imported and you choose to import fricking Calypso??

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      to anyone wondering this is from finland. in finland there are three main groups that run the grocery and supermarket business, there's:

      1. the S-group, the White man's choice. prices are reasonable, there are not that many Black folk or other shit colored people in the way, self service checkouts are always plentiful and free. no stupid gates so you don't need to scan a receipt. this is how you know it's for White people

      2. Kesko which is where that """american""" aisle is from. Everything there is by default 20% more expensive, these stores have a local selection so whoever runs the store can decide the theme as long as it's mainly the same theme as the other stores. This applies for the supermarkets. The smaller grocery stores are franchises, so workers have shit or no benefits, the place has not been renovated since it was established (some have CRT tv's for surveillance) and instead of being 20% more expensive, it's more like 35%. I don't know why people go there, I guess they want to spend money like isn't theirs. good luck buying a reeses bar for $9

      3. Lidl. Absolutely horrific, 90% of the customers are Black folk and other non whites and all the whites in there are unemployed people or drug addicts. truly an awful, vile place where there are no self service checkouts and the lines are always full of people with their carts full of shit so it takes a good 15 minutes for you to pay for your shit

      There are still some independent grocery stores out there but they are either really in the sticks and mostly dying out as they can't compete with the logistics of the big three.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Finland seems like a pretty place. Is it nice?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Depends on where you go. Many people go to the north in the winter and are surprised that there in fact is absolutely nothing there. The snow wears down really quick. Winters are extremely depressing because our summers are short even in the south. Summers, like last summer, might not even be great. On bad years it rains a lot. When it's nice and sunny, yeah it's nice. But if you come from outside of Finland I don't see any point visiting Helsinki when there's Copenhagen near by and I'm sad to say but Copenhagen is much nicer. A lot much more nicer. If they didn't speak that moronic potato in mouth language there I might even move there.

          I'd say 3/5 very dependent on when and where. We have a competent package but Denmark and Sweden have the best cities, Norway has the best views and no matter where you go winter fricking sucks ass. We don't yet have the same immigrant problem as Sweden but even in Sweden when you go to Stockholm you are not going to be in any of the areas with Black folk or other shitskins. I can take a ferry over there, have a really nice weekend and go back to my mediocrity in Finland. I wouldn't want to live there but they have a nice big nordic city there. Copenhagen is still nicer but those two are really nice places to be in the summer.

          If you know someone in Finland and they have a summer cottage that changes things.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >The American section is huge
      How can this be? The Hispanic/AZN sections are tiny by comparison.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will go the next cooler and I will have one fish n chips tv dinner by Gordon Ramsay. And I will be watching The Cube.

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    That's a fairly small amount of food, but I'll take the left side. I'm going to watch the marvels again.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ill have a smegma bowl. and will watch force 10 from navarone

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hungry Man chiikin
    >Doctor Slump

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Literally only the mega bowls are good out of those.

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Can't I have some food instead?

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boneless fried chicken
    Terminator 1

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry Man Select.
    I'm currently watching Hardware (1990)

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    The 1.50 frozen pizza's farther down the aisle.
    World War Z.

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Oh frick this noise. I'm cookin' my own damn dinner.
    >Chicken breasts
    >Broccoli
    >Bell pepper
    >Bag of rice
    >Bottle of Kung Pow sauce and onions sauce
    >Case of cheap beer

    >Chop and Fry fresh meat and vegetables and cook rice. Make Kung Pow Chicken
    And I would watch...
    >Uncut Gems

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm a Stouffer's man myself.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Stouffer's is pretty good. But when I do buy one, I make sure I get the large family size because it comes in an aluminum cooking tray. I can't stand the idea of baking frozen sloppa in plastic.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Stouffer's is pretty good

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Muh bad. Wut Iz finna say wuz
          >Yo, dat stofers shit got da game on lock fr fr on god

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mega Bowls
    >Kung Pao Chicken

  18. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >mfw an american pronounces Salisbury "sallesberry" near me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you pronounce it?
      sal is berry?

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Souls-burry

        I o

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          This is how I say it.
          https://voca.ro/13oATfPIofdd

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            this is the right way to say it
            t. southerner who used to cook that shit in diners

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              Furthermore...
              https://voca.ro/12tIK3ljHZzD

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                >https://voca.ro/12tIK3ljHZzD
                also correct, based anon

              • 3 months ago
                Anonymous

                by the way I can tell you have a gigantic dinger in whiel your recorded this and I want to know what tin you dip pardner

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Furthermore...
            https://voca.ro/12tIK3ljHZzD

            Now say the exact phrase "sneedo baggins"

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        sawlsbry

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Salis-bury

  19. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess i'll try that salisbury steak and i'm watching Casino Royale (1967)

  20. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    are they still selling the chef ramsay meals or did that flop already?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      they're sold almost every time I go to the store. can hardly get my hands on anything besides the Mac n Cheese (very good flavor and generous portions)
      Gordon scran at that price can't be beat

  21. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry Man roast turkey and Unforgiven (1992)

  22. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Of those I'll take
    >stouffer's roast turkey meal
    And I'm gonna watch Goldfinger, because that's my next watch anyway.

  23. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Banquets have gone up in price, huh? I swear they were closer to a dollar each when I lived off them for a year. Shittiest year of my life: Banquet meals at work and flavored Burnetts when I got home.

  24. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me, its Devour Buffalo Chicken Mac and Cheese

  25. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick eats like that? You must be obese.

    t. American

  26. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    For me., it's the country fried chicken and i'm taking TWO (2) of them becuase i'm going to marathon beyond the black rainbow and deadwood.

  27. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    i remember working frozen when i worked at walmart. i was the only guy in the afternoon shift and it was a fricking nightmare, the freight just never stopped coming and it would go to shit every single day. not to mention the big freezer door was constantly breaking. i remember i got trapped in the freezer one time because the door wouldn't fricking open. it was one of those big doors where you press a button on the wall and it rolls up, if you worked at walmart or with a freezer you know what i mean.
    eventually everyone in dry market quit and they started dumping their shit on me (like the entire water aisle) and they wanted me to run dairy pallets on top of the endless frozen freight. the day they started showing me all my new responsibilities was the day i walked out. literally right after the team lead was explaining what was expected of me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The demand for frozen Human-Chow is ever growing... And requires feeding.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the hell is human chow

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Mass-produced, shelf stable, largely predigested 'food' that consumers buy because it's relatively cheap, convenient, and is designed to be satisfying, fattening, and feed the hapless masses.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            This guy's gonna make it. Take notes, fellas.

  28. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I guess you may say I'm obese. I'm 6.4 and 250 pounds and I fricking love junk food. I just feel bad if I don't eat at least 5k calories a day. I work as an English teacher in Japan and all the kids make laugh at me. Their mothers look at me full of contempt and disgust (kinda hot if you ask me). Frick em, they mock obesity to destroy people like me. But I run the show. Pick related is my normal dinner. Only 25 bucks in glorious Nippon.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't believe you, that Pizza looks way too not shit to have come from Japan

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >asians be like: "let's throw a bunch of random shit like corn, mayo, fish flakes, sweet potatoes, spaghetti, oysters, squid, and cranberries on our pizzas!"

        two nukes were not nearly enough

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Corn is the new pineapple. Get with the times, old man

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I work as an English teacher
      >the kids make laugh at me

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Very dishonorubu

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      two full sized pizzas is too much anon. you're overeating and you've conditioned your brain to think that its acceptable to be full. when you should think about eating what's necessary. Sometimes being a little hungry is a good thing

  29. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    We Europeans can't help but look up to America. America is so rich that poor people are fatter than rich people. Just think about that for a second. A country so far ahead that poor people iphones (we Europeans have xiaomi androids) and can eat more calories than rich people

  30. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have gout

  31. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to cook up classic fried chicken meal
    >open it up to see some of the corn spilled over the brownie
    >now it looks like theres a big kerneld shit in my meal

  32. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    If I'm buying a made for tv dinner it's going to be Salisbury Steak every time. And I'm watching Mortal Kombat..again.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Bruh, I'm not trying to be a dick, but hamburger steaks with gravy is a quick meal to cook for yourself. All you need is one pan. Much more flavorful and nourishing than the frozen stuff.

  33. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kid cuisine
    Blade runner 2049

  34. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m going with hungry boy boneless ribs and two hamburger rolls to make sandwiches.

    I’m watching Fred Astaire’s “Top Hat”.

  35. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I only buy Stouffers frozen meals

  36. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take the country fried chicken with a showing of The Patriot

  37. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Gimme a couple soup singles and The Day the Clown Cried

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      comfy

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >wishes he could be a little boy again
          the absolute state of frog posters

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's just a funny cute frog post.

  38. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >chicken nuggets
    >shazam 2

  39. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Well it's the Hungry Man Chicken Selects of course, as I have a Lady coming over and we're going to watch youtube

  40. 3 months ago
    sage

    I would rather go hungry and stare at the insides of my eyelids than pretend you've made a worthwhile thread.

  41. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hungry man Salisbury steak and night court reruns in no particular order

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      INGREDIENTS: Gravy, (Water, Food Starch Modified, Onion Powder, Salt, Monosodium Glutamate, Caramel Color, Corn Syrup, Solids, Beef Base [Beef Flavor {Autolyzed Yeast Extract, Disodium Inosinate and Disodium Guanylate, Xanthan Gum}, Salt, Hydrolyzed Onions Protein, Sugar, Monosodium Glutamate, Flavor, Caramel Color, Vegetable Juice Concentrates [Celery, Carrot, Onion and Leek], Extractives of Paprika], Whey, Salt, Oleoresin Black Pepper), Cooked Salisbury Steak Patty (Beef, Water, Pork, Textured Vegetable Protein [Onions Flour, Caramel Color], Bread Crumbs [Enriched Bleached Wheat Flour [Enriched with Niacin, Ferrous Sulfate, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Dextrose, Salt, Yeast), Onions Protein Concentrate, Dehydrated Onion, Grill Flavor [Maltodextrin, Grill Flavor {from Sunflower Oil}, Modified Food Starch], Mesquite Smoke Flavor [Salt, Smoke Flavor], Caramel Color, Sodium Phosphate, Dehydrated Garlic, Spice Extract, Eggs, Spice), Mashed Potatoes (Water, Dehydrated Potato Flakes [Potatoes, Mono and Diglycerides, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Citric Acid], Seasoning Sauce [Basedbean Oil, Water, Mono and Diglycerides with BHT and Citric Acid to Protect Flavor, Beta-Carotene for Color (Corn Oil, DL-Alpha-Tocopherol)], Salt, Dried Dairy Blend [Whey, Calcium Caseinate]), Green Beans, Brownie (Sugar, Water, Enriched Wheat Flour [Wheat Flour, Niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Basedbean oil

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seasoning Sauce (Water, Sugar, Seasoning Sauce [Basedbean Oil, Water, Mono and Diglycerides with BHT and Citric Acid to Protect Flavor, Beta-Carotene for Color {Corn Oil, Dh-Alpha-Tocopherol}], Salt, Basedbean Oil), 2% or Less: Seasoning Sauce (Basedbean Oil, Water, Mono and Diglycerides with BHT and Citric Acid to Protect Flavor, Beta-Carotene for Color [Corn Oil, DL-Alpha-Tocopherol]).

  42. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Salisbury steak, 100 percent
    Watching my team throw on vertigo

  43. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I'm getting the meatloaf and calling it a day. I don't watch television nor film.

  44. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have a really vivid memory of some random college night where me and my buddy watched the billy and mandy movie while I ate a chicken tender hungry man. It ruled.

  45. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Remember when Hungry Man's were $2.39 before the dementia patient was appointed his crown?

  46. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Frick anons I'm living in France rn and I really miss hungrymans, kino brokeboy college food

  47. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Country Fried Chicken
    Napoleon Dynamite

  48. 3 months ago
    Anonymous
  49. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it takes longer to make all these then it does to eat them

  50. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Amy's Pesto Tortellini
    >The Wire Season 2

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous
  51. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I need like 3 of these to be full.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      If youre talking about the Banquets thats fair but if it takes 3 Hungrymans youve got a problem anon

  52. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    They don't even have the best hungry man. The full boned fried chicken with mashed potatos, corn, and the brownie. Dump half a bottole of chick-fil-a sauce on the chicken and we are good to go.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why would you ever by microwave bone-in chicken? Its. million times worse than the fresh supermarket chicken

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        The Hungry man and banquet chicken is 1000% better than Publix fried chicken. Publix is salty as frick. Kroger chicken is alright but Hungry Man beats it every time.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          I forget how regional supermarkets are. Albertsons fried chicken is pretty great.

  53. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Classic fried chicken meal with ken's blue cheese ranch for dipping

  54. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    salsbury steak, i always liked that because I learned what they were from Fallout so every time I eat them I roleplay I am a fallout character 🙂

  55. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    I found pictures of the europeans complaining about regular fried chicken means

  56. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do you buy this nasty processed food? Most grocery stores have a frozen section that has real food in it just flash frozen.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nothing hits home quite like a hungry man when you're lonely as frick and hungry

  57. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Boneless Rib hungry man
    Then Im gonna watch Chain Reaction with Keanu Reeves.

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