>You need to attack the guards and save the townspeople who mocked you and called you uglyto be accepted
>You save the girl you love twice but find out she's in love with some literally who knight
>But at least they accept you I guess
What the frick?
Quasimodo is worse off in the book.
How so?
He's never accepted.
Esmerelda is successfully killed via hanging as quasi watches and she's tossed tossed onto a mass gypsy grave.
Quasi crawls into the grave and cuddles up with her corpse until death's sweet embrace takes him away from the world that was so cruel to him.
Years later his deformed skeleton is found clinging to Esmerelda's. When an attempt is made to seperate them for study, Quasi's crumbles into dust.
And they all lived happily ever after.
Victor Hugo was really a miserable bastard.
YES BUT
Some of the Disney-fication came from Victor Hugo himself, who made the ending more upbeat (and Frollo a judge instead of a priest) when he adapted the novel for the stage.
That's kinda funny that he depressed himself so much he changed his own ending.
Rebuild of Notredame?
Ugly people deserve to be miserable and die.
S'true.
Why do you hate yourselves?
How long ya got?
What happened to frollo?
The fujos took him over
>fujo
Trully, a fate worse than death.
Blackops2cel convinced Quasimodo to kill him
He went to Viziehell.
golly
Quasi killed him
When Quasimodo finds out he killed Esmeralda, he murders him while Frollo begs for mercy.
He got turned into an anime boy for a mobile game
He survives. Retires from the cloth and opens an orphanage. The last mention of him is getting a tattoo of Quasi on his right shoulder and he says that with the tatoo he can "carry him into heaven in case god has forgotten him."
Haha, no, he dies painfully and violently.
Sic semper simp
This makes more sense when you remember that the only reason Victor Hugo even wrote the book is because he was an architecture nerd mad that the Notre Dame Cathedral of Paris was falling apart and wanted to convince people to preserve it. He didn't give a shit about the characters at all.
So what message is it supposed to give me?
I've heard it said that we're supposed to take away that people and our squabbles are temporary while institutions and structures (like Notre Dame itself) are timeless.
Totally incompatible with leftist thinking. Institutions and structures are part of the ebil past. Petty problems are what I care about right now.
Sounds more like female thinking. Leftism thought is just feminine brain thought I suppose
And teaching history when the Sla.. I mean totally normal workers came here by their own volition.
Makes sense. Victor Hugo apparently wrote this story because Notre Dame was about to get demolished at the time and he wanted to convince people to keep it as a national heritage which is why most of the book is spent describing the cathedral’s architecture in details.
That the Notre Dame is a very nice looking church
Living in France just sucks.
Life sucks and it's not fair and if you are born with any form of disadvantage then life sucks more and it's way more unfair.
Whenever someone criticises Disney for playing it fast and loose with their adaptations, remember this post
Life is cruel?
You dont do good deeds expecting a reward in the material world. You expect them in the one after.
Cuckold mentality.
>implying doing good things to get stuff isn't just as gay
You literally have a wagecuck mentality
Enjoy the modern and miserable world made by people with this same mindset then. Do not ever complain about it
Cuckold mentality
Ok golem
>has the least screentime out of the main cast
>no songs
>effortlessly makes esermelda fall in love with him
>betrays frolo and goes into burning house to save family without second thought
>gets shot with arrow and kisses esmerelda
Disney will never make another character like this.
his horse was sexy too just like djali
He has the male equivalent of the "resting b***h face" and I'm all here for it.
>and I’m here for it
Go back
You are not wrong.
He gets a song in the stage show, which is better.
What if he and Quasimodo got together in the end?
Don't give the fujos any ideas
C-cute!
>it's with Phoebus
oh i was hoping it'd be some confessional glory hole situation
>not Frollo and Gaston
baka
Quasimodo getting the girl and living happily ever after would be a step too far. It'd be like having Javert become best buds with Valjean and going on adventures with him.
>It'd be like having Javert become best buds with Valjean and going on adventures with him.
That's what should've happened. Just have it be a 19th century version of Dan and Rorschach's friendship from Watchemen.
*ugly *to
original book is literaly a tragedy. there was no happy end planned.
Alright lemme see if I understand. This ugly mofo spent a whole ass life strugglin' to get people to accept his malformed sad bulldog face. But you, Anon, you believe acceptance and being beloved by your fellow member of society ain't as important as getting pitty sex from a b***h who is into white men.
You got a serious case of b***h Dependency, Anon. b***h Dependency is no joke. It can frick with your life, bank account and fecundity. You gotta learn that b***hes come and go, but you, you is only you and there's only one you. You gotta take care of yourself cause a b***h sure ain't gonna do that.
Quasimodo made the right call. Frick that ho. He got accepted by society and I'm sure he got prime french pussy in no time.
Thank you, A Pimp Named Slickback, very informative and useful analysis.
One of the best posts of Cinemaphile.
>Fench pussy in no time
A hot crazy blonde in the sequel, as in she might actually be a schizo with visual hallucinations. On the upside their symptoms line up so it works out.
I dont know if she's an upgrade or a downgrade.
ugly people wont get b***hes, thats the hard reality bucko
Quasi is better off.
Esmerelda is a filthy gypsy prostitute
There's a reason Esmerelda has never been accepted as a Disney Princess
quasimodo is also a gypsy tho remember the opening of the movie you dumb fat frick
>redhaired gypsy
>what are Irish gypsies?
Not related to mainland gypsies like the Romani?
>Trying to pin European gypsies to any ethnicity
Their bred with every chump they come accross who has change in his pocket. They are part everything but mostly drunken, slanderous, prostitutes. At least that's what this info sheet from the 17th century says.
Disney is all about selling fantasies to people, and even they went "um ugly guy getting a girl is too unrealistic" lol
Quasi only loved Esmeralda because she was literally the first person who treated him like a normal person while he was isolated away in Notre Dame for all of his life. It's if you were to fall in love with the cashier at Burger King who acted sweet towards you when you bought your nuggies. You don't even know her, anon.
The resolution to his arc is Quasi finding out that being treated with kindness is something every normal, non-abusive person does. Frollo taught him everyone in the world was going to hate and attack him, which he believed for a while. He could have left Notre Dame the whole time but the conditioning was too strong.
It's a realistic ending.
>You don't even know her, anon.
Quasi spent as much time with her as Phoebus
Phoebus has life skills and a job
Quasi is basically a monk
>He could have left Notre Dame the whole time
the point is that both frollo and quasimodo love the same girl, who does not love them back. but while frollo doesn't take no for an answer and abuses her, quasimodo accepts her choice. in doing so quasimodo proves himself a man and not a monster, so he gets a happy ending. meanwhile cucked frollo burns in hell.
doesn't he find a reasonably cute girl in the shitty sequel and date her?
>It's if you were to fall in love with the cashier at Burger King who acted sweet towards you when you bought your nuggies. You don't even know her, anon.
peak midwit, being in love is not a choice. If i fall for the cashier i ask her, if she rejects me she rejects me and i move on.
>If i fall for the cashier i ask her, if she rejects me she rejects me and i move on.
You just asked an entire community to cross the Enlgish channel by swim.
what did he meant by this
It's like telling them "just be normal".
she calls security
>tags: NTR
>Yeah, let's make out in front of him, he's an ugly moron so he doesn't get what we're doing
No class.
Cucked in your own movie.
A pity.
incels watching their based pure tradwife crush manking out with an alcoholic third world immigrant who can barely speak a sentence
Quasi had a crush on Phoebus?
>tradwife
>gypsy
lol
>third world immigrant
the white blonde? come on, anon, at least try
talking about the scenario, not the characters
So you made something up to get mad about? Fragile lmao
Third world immigrants are the biggest Incels you moron. Take a look at India. You sound like a third world fatso trying so hard to cope with your weird cuck fantasies
American moment
>The Hunchcuck of Not-your-dame
Oh got that is actually very clever.
I've never had a gf but I had a dream I had one who slept with my coworker. She was impregnated by him and planned to keep his kid. If I ever got cucked irl, I'd probably jump off a bridge.
This shit is even more brutal than the book, where they both die horrendously, holy shit. How come I do not remember this scene?
>"Hey, Victor, we're gonna adapt your book, but we will also cuck your poor, unfortunate protag and make him more laughable than Gwynplaine himself."
And they say Disney lost it's touch. LMAO
Me when my cam prostitute wife brings her boyfriend on
NTR, Esmeralda belonged to Quasi the moment he desired her. Fricking bawd.
This is why they are making a live action remake, huh? Hollywood gotta have that cucksploitation.
Was she Somalian in the books too?
He's literally just standing behind them while they make out lmao
He walked into the scene.
Was gypsy pussy worth it?
Pretty good life lesson honestly.
Still better than being an edgy spaz and giving ugly people even more of a bad rep by Sperling out and killing a bunch of people
He doesn't need her.
God I fricking hated the gargoyles, they completely ruined the tone of the movie in a few scenes
And even then the movie was "too dark" for Disney. Imagine it without them.
It's cool. They tossed him a blind chick in the sequel.
>I can feel how big his wiener is, that's good enough.
it's so shit compared to the book
What cracks me up is that Esmeralda was actually a French baby that got stolen and replaced with the deformed gypsy baby, Quasimodo
Then her mother sealed herself up and became an Anchorite.
for me, it's Phoebus being a good guy in the Disney movie.
Like, lmao, how can you miss the point of the story THIS hard?
Amamtes por ahi
Yo muchas veces vi
De noches alegres caminar
Extraño brillo los rodeaba
Y parecia luz celestial
Pensaba enyonces yo
Que ese hermoso amor
No habría de conocer jamás
Nunca en mi cara tan horrible
Podría brillar luz celestial
Quasimodo's story wasn't about romance. It was about not being locked in a tower and unpersoned. His story is thematically strong if he's able to go out in public and be accepted than if it's just one person that wants to suck his dick.
What's the matter, first dose of "man?"
genetically speaking, why do men tend to go bald more and women dont?
men are trying to evolve into aliens abd move on, while woman genes pretend they are still 17 until the last second.
Testosterone, congrats you are a macho macho man.
Cinemaphile truly is a miserable place because of all these posters taking the pain from an old as frick movie.
>old as frick movie.
zoomer moment.
And I have sight issues too.
I'm 31. I'm old as frick
Honestly, I felt like he thought he liked Esmerelda because she was nice and understanding. He only tries to swoon her after the goblins kept insisting he should.
They told him she liked him because he was "different" they put that idea into his mind.
Here's a word of advice.
You can't make people love you, but you can give them no choice but to respect you.
homosexual.
She was a gypsie. He can do better.