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>You need to frick me so your parents will pay me

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  1. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why not team up and say they fricked then split the cash?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why not just be a man and frick her?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A man wouldn't need mommy and daddy to buy him a prostitute behind his back.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A man wouldn't have useful parents who apparently care about the important things in life
          ok his parents still mog mine

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          trans xisters we found a loophole

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous
        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Apparently this sort of thing is quite common among israelites.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yes he does.
          That's unironically what's ruining society, having to get out and deal with cute c**t after cute c**t untill one says "yes"
          Leaving the dating market to women is 100% more gay and cucked than just having an arranged marriage

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's a prostitute, why give up half the money? Fricking the kid means nothing to her

  2. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Is it weird I wasn't attracted to her at all until I saw her butthole?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      yes

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I love JLaw

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        for me it's second from left

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Why do women find snakes so sexy ?

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Genes from their prostitute mother Eve

          • 4 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >mother Eve

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All of those are dead LARPs from beliefs that got BTFO by Abrahamic religions.

            • 4 weeks ago
              Anonymous

              All those heresies were cucked into oblivion by Christianity a long time ago

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          their girth

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I would do whatever JLaw told me to do

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I choose all of them

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        mid af ngl fr

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        do you think she has breasts and not just a face?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        PUTA

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, it means porn and social media destroyed your capacity to be attracted by 7/10 girls, you have low test that can only be satisfied by fetish beuty traits or porn

      im not watching the film but how does it end? does she end up liking him or some gay shit?

      She befriends him, sales away her mother's home to friends that already have a baby, apologies to her ex, adopts a big dog, and moves away from her tourist trap that she only cared for because she had daddy issues. He goes to college being less socially moronic.
      The ending is pretty wholesome tbh.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It was the opposite for me

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She does have a nice butt hole.

  3. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I didn't get my penis wet, I'm still Virgin O'Toole

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > Of course I haven't lost my virginity!
      > Unlike you, I NEVER LOSE

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Lose your virginity!

  4. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    giwtwm

  5. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ok so start farting
    >what?
    >what do you mean what? they always fart in the videos
    >what videos?
    >the videos online
    >look i cant cum unless you start farting
    >do you want to get paid or not?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If Chuck Berry did It then it's all cool

  6. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wouldn't be able to resist.

  7. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    im not watching the film but how does it end? does she end up liking him or some gay shit?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You must have watched it. How else would you have known that?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I take it you haven't seen many films.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah you watched it.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      he gets butthole fever with hilarious consequences

  8. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Post the webms already and get this thread over with

  9. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >"X days until Avatar" poster
    >Jenna Ortega Squidward poster
    >"Maario Naharis" poster
    >"what is it about black holes..." poster on Cinemaphile
    All better men than you.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Black I don’t care about your favorite maymays i’m going to continue ruining threads

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        They are better men than you, whether or not you care about this fact.

        • 4 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >DUDE my smelly incel homosexual who spends all day on the computer is better than your smelly incel homosexual who spends all day on the computer

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >no yack spado poster

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >no baskin roberts poster

  10. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How old is Jennifer, she's almost 40 and still doing roles like this? Jesus that's sad

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why is this attractive woman who is almost 40 doing a film that has an attractive woman who is almost 40 dating a college kid?

      Filtered. Also, not only is she never going to frick you but she has no idea you exist. Or if you are some jealous roastie know you will never look as good as her. Seethe more.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >she's almost 40 and still doing roles like this?
      Is a role for a woman her age, the running joke is that she is old.

  11. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Does she give him butthole fever?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      she got him ass drunk

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous
  12. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where's the promotional gif bot?

  13. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  14. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why does Jlaw always look distracted and slightly moronic all the time?

  15. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hate Jennifer Lawrence. In more sane times she would have been burnt at the stake as a witch.

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because she is slightly moronic. She's probably distracted thinking about Sonic the Hedgehog lore or How much she likes High Fived or whatever else morons obsess over.

  16. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love Jennifer Lawrence. In more sane times she would have let me taste that beautiful butthole.

  17. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    In that scene wear he jizzes on her thigh, how did she get turned on enough to even have him go in dry like that? Like is she such a prostitute her pussy is always wet?

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Wemb

  18. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    When I was 13 my friends used to frick prostitutes in the city all the time. I already had a girlfriend at the time and honestly the idea of having sex with a prostitute does not appeal to me, so I never went with them, but it was a completely normal and open thing to them. It's actually very common for prostitutes to have a lot of young male johns. I do wonder what kind of hookers they were banging, I don't think any of the guys had a lot of money back then

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      brazilian?

      • 4 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No, Netherlands.
        White, by the way. Moroccans and Turks are the ones who still visit prostitutes when they are out of high school, they have different methods or something.

  19. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I’ve seen her butthole.

  20. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >main character is 19 and is considered a weird loser for being a virgin who's never had a gf

    are you really considered a loser for being a 19 year old virgin in america? you're basically still a kid at that point

    • 4 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, he isn't considered a loser for being a virgin, that is the joke in the party, zoomers are not having sex, he is a loser because he is autistic and asocial, the parents believe having sex will make him less nervous and weird.

  21. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why is the flight attendant flying the plane?

  22. 4 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Hilarious premise. Glad they made it a movie

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