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What was the first movie you ever saw in a theater? Picrel for me.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    freddy vs jason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      OP here. How old were you? I was 5 when I saw TLBT.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        13. my parents didn't let me go out much

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm guessing they took you?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            yup my dad did. my mom stayed home

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Spider-Man 1

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which one? Sam Raimi?

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I am apologizing for this shitpost in advance.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I fricking hate you.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      'ad a giggle
      cheeky c**t

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    does it still hold up? I might watch it again

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'd say so. Watched it again a few months ago on blu-ray.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      holds up even more
      it is mythic

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    finding nemo

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Richard Scary, but I got too scared and walked away.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I forget.

    Going to the movies used to be a thing, I probably went several time as a toddler. Apparently they took me to The Secret of Roan Inish which I have no memory of, but it's one of my favorites now.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Titanic. I was 4. Slept the entire time.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I started to eat my vegetables like littlefoot after watching the movie. I would just eat the leaves and never eat the stems, and when my mom asked what the frick I was doing I told her I was a dinosaur. Maybe that's why she left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >when my mom asked what the frick I was doing I told her I was a dinosaur
      That's cute.
      >Maybe that's why she left
      Well, that got dark quickly.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Toy Story (was 3 years old)

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the first I remember is phantom menace, the first actual was probably toy story or something

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't remember.
    Batman Forever? Release date would make me 7 yo

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't. My family apparently took me to movies all the time as a baby because I didn't cry much (born 1990). I apparently just giggled a lot at whatever was on the screen. The oldest movie I remember actually going to was Godzilla in 98, and that memory was eating popcorn at the same time the baby zillas were.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Star Wars: Episode VII

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't. My family apparently took me to movies all the time as a baby because I didn't cry much (born 1990). I apparently just giggled a lot at whatever was on the screen. The oldest movie I remember actually going to was Godzilla in 98, and that memory was eating popcorn at the same time the baby zillas were.

      Titanic. I was 4. Slept the entire time.

      Spider-Man 1

      OP here. Frick I'm old...

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Pachys
    >predators
    Don Blueth is a hack.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, that part makes me roll my eyes whenever I re-watch it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe it was rabid

        To be clear, Pachy diets are still not known. Their teeth are not dedicated herbivore but perhaps were best suited for frugivore diets. They may have been omnivores, but not in the sense that they would be hunting the dino kids in the film, much smaller easily chewable prey.

        I've heard later LBFT films try and retcon it as the Boneheads just being really primitive and needlessly aggressive but I'm 90% sure Don was intending them to be Sharpteeth.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >later LBFT films
          Which later LBFT films? There's only one in existence.
          >I'm 90% sure Don was intending them to be Sharpteeth.
          Yeah... I guess nobody's perfect.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Maybe it was rabid

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Frick, I'm 37, how am I supposed to remember the first movie I ever saw? I think the earliest movie I remember seeing in theaters was The Waterboy in the military theater on Okinawa in 1998, because my dad was stationed there.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i'm not sure which came first but it's either a bug's life or stuart little
    maybe the first pokemon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      based. Stuart Little was the first movie i saw in theaters

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Got dragged with a daycare to see this. Spent the entire time wanting to go back and play 3D Pinball on the daycare computer.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      god that film should not be shown to daycare children

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Why? I can't remember a single thing about it.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Duh-
    Duh-
    DUUUCKKYYYY!

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    first movie i remember seeing in a theater was probably batman returns but it's possible i saw others before then that i don't remember

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Little mermaid

    Probably the same age as me OP. Based

    Things used to be so better

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Apparently my parents took me to see the Lion King but I don’t remember it. The first movie I really remember seeing was Independence Day and when the re-released the Star Wars movies, and they did a theatrical run.

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The earliest one I remember clearly was the Lion King.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    twister, i was 6 and fell asleep halfway through.

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Lion King

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