You now own a 500 billion company that controls the biggest virtual reality game on the planet. What's your first move?
You now own a 500 billion company that controls the biggest virtual reality game on the planet.
You now own a 500 billion company that controls the biggest virtual reality game on the planet. What's your first move?
Shut it down.
sell it for cash value and then frick off somewhere tropical
run the company into the ground until the board of directors gets rid of me, at which time i accept my 9 figure severance package and frick off forever to bang hookers and do drugs
push the red button
I make officially licensed sex toys with haptic feedback so I can frick Artemis' avatar
>full haptic feedback
I would quit my job and sleep in on Monday.
Sell it for 600 billion then wake up a week later with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head
Why would they want to kill you if you sold it? That seems like the safest option.
>What's your first move?
Sex with Olivia Cooke
Good choice
Create events that mind engeneer people into good people.
Somethimg like give pedos depression till they hero or adddict people to the service somthey forget to consume real drugs.
Listen because that's what nobody did
Streamline logistics to eliminate internal inefficiency, redirect our marketing towards Gen Z make contracts with brands like Twitch through stock buys, owning parts of those companies.
Probably separate the physical division and the digital download division of logistics, with the latter focusing more on millennials as a nostalgia company and the former focusing on young people in their marketing.
Hire board members from competitors that have shown success as well as veterans from up and down the corporate line.
soulless israelite? why not just let an ai do this autopilot shit
Cause AI is a useless buzzword meant to show investors that you aren't running a POS on Windows 98 Still.
you’re moronic if you didn’t understand what i said
You use the term "Soulless israelite" and then say AI can do all those things. You use stupid as your go to insult for a reason and it ain't cause you went to a top school and have a good vocabulary
ok so i’m going with moronic
Your intelligence has been insulted a lot. Were you an under performer in good classes or an over performer in bad classes?
The real genius is being the smart kid in the average classes. You get adoration and popularity and the only people who hate you are the smart kids who envy your easy life. Especially when you see them after getting into the same school they got into two years later from transferring from a community college
>when you're on your third "welp" and second "we really should be going" and they're still talking
Midwesterners will understand
Mandatory porn.
In-game currency can be bought with real money.
Buy a bunch of farms and grocery stores.
Allow people to buy food from these with in-game money.
sell it to microsoft and spend the rest of my life making fun of trannies online without any fear of consequences
Children's. Card. Games.
The owner of the Oasis was lame. They should have got an actor that people give a shit about
rape
>This is the girl who is embarrassed about a birthmark and thinks she's ugly...
Ride that money til I die
When will AIgoys realise their shilling could be done and is done better by bots?
Bots can't realize when they're talking to other bots so ironically, they need humans to be sure other humans are actually engaging with the posts. The internet is so filled with bots these days that it's crazy.
goyim are weird and think things can be soulless
they don’t like doing the cheap expedient thing for profit
they must be stupid because they have souls unlike us true vampire pedophiles
There's a reason I didn't give anyone (you) in this thread anons.
Make an in game synagogue and ban everyone that enters it.
>Immediately make a free to play MMOFPS akin to large scale Battlefield/Squad/etc.
>The teams players choose are instead corporations, and the joke is that you're fighting against other company consoomer goons
>The prize if you win is potentially a coupon from whichever company you just digitally fought for
>The prize for losing is being forced to watch a commercial from the company that just beat you if you lose.
>Companies pay me, the guy who owns the game, to be featured in a game.
>Whatever else they offer the players to coerce them to join them is on their own backs.
>Ready Player One
>takes place in 2045
>Twitch is still a thing
I really hope that doesn't happen
Imagine being a 20 year sub to someone, kek
Thanks for the 20-year sub as I stream from my 3rd mansion. I hate that people are willing to give their money to some moron just so they can live vicariously through them in a fricked up parasocial relationship.
Enable free speech and hire white supremacists as mods
I play with my breasts and pussy
sell the company
buy a harem
>COMPUTER GIVE EVERYONE CONNECTED FROM A VR HEADSET IN AFRICA, CHINA, INDIA AND ARABIA BRAIN DAMAGE
>Error: Default settings have already been initiated.
booba EVERY where
i give everybody virtual insanity
microtransactions