If you were in a situation like he had, and somehow your dick survived, would you "accidentally" "leak" a home porn video where your penis is clearly visible just to prove everyone wrong?
You know Jeremy probably has a lot of downtime and since he's recovering from injury is just getting bedrest and surfing the internet on his phone, so there's a better than average chance he comes here and I just think all the dick jokes are really insensitive. Where did it even come from? There's no evidence his dick was injured in my accident so I just think you all should have a little more respect for him.
I very much doubt Jeremy Renner comes to Cinemaphile. Only like 800 unique people in the USA use this website at the max. And that's spread out across all boards.
Soon I will become the hawkguy
App status?
de-dicked
Uninstalled
It has been disabled
Rennervated
Add this to the probably very long list of indicators this guy is likely a pain to be around for more than a couple minutes.
The other half status?
Remember guys, be civil!
Is the app still going? Does he still put content there?
Not for a while. He was uploading a pic while plowing and then the rest happened. Don't text and plow.
for me its The Adam Friedland App, where Adam Friedland fans can connect and hear the lastest Adam Friedland news™
>app used to give live dick status updates
>suspiciously went down after the crash
If you were in a situation like he had, and somehow your dick survived, would you "accidentally" "leak" a home porn video where your penis is clearly visible just to prove everyone wrong?
no but I would fan the flames of the intrigue in various subtle ways for keks
yes the sheer absence of a home made porn proves that the man has no penis
You know Jeremy probably has a lot of downtime and since he's recovering from injury is just getting bedrest and surfing the internet on his phone, so there's a better than average chance he comes here and I just think all the dick jokes are really insensitive. Where did it even come from? There's no evidence his dick was injured in my accident so I just think you all should have a little more respect for him.
bro get to the point in your posts
i have 0 interest in reading all that
I'm Jeremy and sadly my dick was obliterated. I will never plow a woman again.
I very much doubt Jeremy Renner comes to Cinemaphile. Only like 800 unique people in the USA use this website at the max. And that's spread out across all boards.
>the dick jokes are really insensitive
You know what else is insensitive now?
I'm sorry Jeremy
well then prove it, Jeremy!
Dick status: in a trash bag in the woods