Look of all the things wrong with the new new new Warriors the leg belt is the one I'm gonna leave alone lest we open a whole can of worms about the 90s themselves.
because everybody else was ugly as sin, meanwhile we have some scrumptious twink in the middle of that mess
he showed up in Blade because even Marvel's tone-deaf writers know people want to frick him in the ass
>knowing your opposites is good wordplay >Dr. Doom? I'd rather Dr. Salvation >Black Panther? I'd rather White Gazelle
Anon was right to chastise you, resolve to be funnier this year
>Screentime >stoner gamer who spends all day playing Steam games and taking advantage of his ailing grandfather who one day convinces him that the "gas" - a zoomer colloquialism for marijuana- was a literal gas actually giving him all the Powers of the Internet >Safespace >trained bareknuckle boxer who intentionally takes a Dennis Rodman inspired flamboyant personality to bait those who may bully him into physical confrontations in order to show off his fighting prowess >Snowflake >just really likes Ice Spice >Trailblazer >Obese, but has a magic backpack and therefore the only New Warrior with anything resembling a "superpower" on hand >B-Negative >Everyone wants to frick him >Everyone >Every. One.
Better designs might have helped a little but given everything else it probably wouldn't have made too much of a difference. Hell they probably could have kept they exactly as is in terms of design, even the fat chick and if they had a better hook they probably could have made some traction, if only in a Great Lakes Avengers kind of way. But they just felt so out of touch with everything.
He's so fricking cute and hot, I wish we could've gotten more of him. At least he cameo'd in that one Blade comic
What's the point of that leather belt if it doesn't carry anything?
It gives the characters a neo-90s vibe.
Also it gives the black gentlmen he bottoms for something to hold onto.
Look of all the things wrong with the new new new Warriors the leg belt is the one I'm gonna leave alone lest we open a whole can of worms about the 90s themselves.
Sex appeal.
breaks up the white space
ha
I love those two pages where he meets Blade.
The horror special wasn't the place I expected to see these guys make an appearance again.
because everybody else was ugly as sin, meanwhile we have some scrumptious twink in the middle of that mess
he showed up in Blade because even Marvel's tone-deaf writers know people want to frick him in the ass
Making him a corny frick that uses positive and negative puns in conversation was the best place for his character to go.
Lives on spiritually as Astarion in bg3
>B-Negative
I'd rather B-Positive
Forced.....
>i don't like wordplay
Sucks to be you, I guess
>knowing your opposites is good wordplay
>Dr. Doom? I'd rather Dr. Salvation
>Black Panther? I'd rather White Gazelle
Anon was right to chastise you, resolve to be funnier this year
Works for Mad Magazine.
We never forgot our favorite boy, homosexual!
Remember what was taken from us.
>Screentime
>stoner gamer who spends all day playing Steam games and taking advantage of his ailing grandfather who one day convinces him that the "gas" - a zoomer colloquialism for marijuana- was a literal gas actually giving him all the Powers of the Internet
>Safespace
>trained bareknuckle boxer who intentionally takes a Dennis Rodman inspired flamboyant personality to bait those who may bully him into physical confrontations in order to show off his fighting prowess
>Snowflake
>just really likes Ice Spice
>Trailblazer
>Obese, but has a magic backpack and therefore the only New Warrior with anything resembling a "superpower" on hand
>B-Negative
>Everyone wants to frick him
>Everyone
>Every. One.
I still can't imagine this wasn't some elaborate shitpost that they swindled into reality.
Pretty sure it was given where they were supposed to premiere in.
christ these are hacky designs
it's just green lantern, the wonder twins, a vampire twink, and fat dora the explora
>everyone else has some form of action pose showing off their power
>b-negative gets a pose where the main focus is on his waist and thighs
>Captcha: GWAPV
GAY WET ASS PUSSY VAMPIRE?
Make characters so bad not even Marvel would think it'd sell to the troon masses.
I still have no idea what "internet gas" is
It's what tinfoil hatters think 5G is
Would people have been upset if the other new warriors were also hot?
Better designs might have helped a little but given everything else it probably wouldn't have made too much of a difference. Hell they probably could have kept they exactly as is in terms of design, even the fat chick and if they had a better hook they probably could have made some traction, if only in a Great Lakes Avengers kind of way. But they just felt so out of touch with everything.
I wanted internet gas to be a thing.