incredibly based take. just like STs were a massive overcorrection from the PTs, indy5 is an overcorrection from indy4. it's not poorly made, it's just boring
Insider here. Most of this film was likely generated by some outsourced machine learning "engine". They sent some principal photography and storyboards for the unfinished scenes to India and got back a near complete "product". Everyone is aware it looks like shit but my buddy did some digging and he thinks the studios aren't paying more than $20,000 total for the CGI of an entire movie. We've been debating whether it's really some kind of engine or just a sweatshop of indian "animators" going frame by frame. We've been calling it PooAI.
Don't to apologise. I've been saying for years that in amongst that mess of shit there's a pretty good adventure movie trying to get out. Its just some the decisions were baffling and David Keopp needs smacked.
Ultimately the Indiana Jones movies are diminishing returns with each installment. Dial Of Destiny made me feel ill.
>"We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away."
Subverted by Indy finding out he has a son and marrying Marion at the end. What a nice ending for our hero.
Just because the new movie sucks it doesn't negate the fact that Crystal Skull was a competent, fun movie you went overboard trashing back in the day because it wasn't Raiders 3/Last Crusade 2
>Shit stops stinking because a stinkier shit exists
KOTCS is part of the reason DOD failed.
fpbp
incredibly based take. just like STs were a massive overcorrection from the PTs, indy5 is an overcorrection from indy4. it's not poorly made, it's just boring
>Shit stops stinking because a stinkier shit exists
It really is the go-to cope for Lucasgays and that says a lot.
The reason DOD failed is because Spielberg or Lucas had nothing to do with it and it has Nazi supervillians.
When something truly horrible is released, what was previously considered bad will be reappraised as merely mediocre.
Also Dial of destiny is still better than crystal skull. So it's more like claiming stinkier shit is better because it is older
The internet and the age of whataboutism has fried the brains of zoomers and millennials. Something being worse doesn't make something good
I was 10 years old in 2008, so I never had a problem with it.
I was 33 in 2008 and I really liked it
Part Time
The damage control begins
Insider here. Most of this film was likely generated by some outsourced machine learning "engine". They sent some principal photography and storyboards for the unfinished scenes to India and got back a near complete "product". Everyone is aware it looks like shit but my buddy did some digging and he thinks the studios aren't paying more than $20,000 total for the CGI of an entire movie. We've been debating whether it's really some kind of engine or just a sweatshop of indian "animators" going frame by frame. We've been calling it PooAI.
Im sorry I watched it
I don't have to apologise, I liked it when I was 9.
Apologize for what? I liked it and Cate was hot
Don't to apologise. I've been saying for years that in amongst that mess of shit there's a pretty good adventure movie trying to get out. Its just some the decisions were baffling and David Keopp needs smacked.
Ultimately the Indiana Jones movies are diminishing returns with each installment. Dial Of Destiny made me feel ill.
>"We seem to have reached the age where life stops giving us things and starts taking them away."
Subverted by Indy finding out he has a son and marrying Marion at the end. What a nice ending for our hero.
Only to take that away in Dial
4 and 5 are trash.
moronic forced meme. have a nice day.
Why? Dial was a better movie.
In what way? Don't tell me you like le Nazi bad guys.
>no dad they were actually the good guys and based!!!
Go back, chud.
Strawman.
A lot better action and well paced, it feels like a movie that actually belongs in between raiders and doom.
Yeah I got nothing wrong with Nazi antagonists.
Cuck.
no, frick off and don't come back
Mad.
Can we get rid of all the prequelgays?
Just because the new movie is even worse than Crystal Skull doesn't magically make Crystal Skull a good movie.
Actually it does.
Just because the new movie sucks it doesn't negate the fact that Crystal Skull was a competent, fun movie you went overboard trashing back in the day because it wasn't Raiders 3/Last Crusade 2
It's actually good because it doesn't have Nazi supervillians in it at least.
Not only did I never think it was terrible, but I actively also prefer Dial of Destiny. Shit thread.