You reminded me of when I met Margot Robbie at Comic-Con and got a Harley Quinn photo signed. Have it framed on my wall in my bedroom. One day I was having sex but the girl I was with was a bit of a boring lay. Stared at that signed photo to finish.
>David Bowie probably fricked minors but he's so based that no allegations surface even years after his death >meanwhile Jimmy Savile got dogpiled right after he died
>What happens if you don't get David Bowie to sing in this?
They would need to find another eccentric musician. I'm not really sure who the closest match would be.
He was bi but veered mostly towards being straight. Had sex with a few underage groupies but apparently treated them well so there's never been an scandal or cancel bullshit.
He's the archetypal "metrosexual," IE, playing up his androgyny and "bisexualness" in order to get Women. For whatever reason, Women are actually attracted to gay/bi/flamboyant presenting Men, and some guys deliberately cultivate this image because they know that some Women find that hot.
He also used it for publicity purposes, playing it as shocking and counter culture in a time when being shocking and counter culture was hip and fresh. He often started and let rumors about him being bisexual float around for that reason. Many many years later he came out in interviews basically saying, "naw, it was all pretty much an act because that's what was popular at the time." He was actually a notorious Womanizer behind the scenes and probably had one of the largest body counts of any rockstars of that era. Meanwhile there are hardly any accounts of him sleeping with or even flirting with other Men. There are a few stories out there, but none of them are verified.
Anyways, do with that what you will. Also
He was bi but veered mostly towards being straight. Had sex with a few underage groupies but apparently treated them well so there's never been an scandal or cancel bullshit.
Ngl, the fire gang puppets crossed some wires in my head as a child. I kept imagining the puppets actually dismembering JCon and playing with her head and bodyparts, rearranging them and whatever. Not killing her or violent or anything, just gave me the mental image of a pretty girl being rearranged and assembled and playing with her own head. Made my little pp hard. To this day living headless Women get me rock hard.
What babe?
The babe with the power!
Oh God I want a face full of her piping hot wind.
>Cameraman spills his spaghetti trying to get her closeup not once but twice.
The power of J-Con
that fisting technique at 0:09
The babe with the power.
What power?
Power of voodoo.
you do
Voodoo
I had sex with my girlfriend while watching Labyrinth. And the whole time she was riding me on the couch I was looking at Jen over her shoulder.
You reminded me of when I met Margot Robbie at Comic-Con and got a Harley Quinn photo signed. Have it framed on my wall in my bedroom. One day I was having sex but the girl I was with was a bit of a boring lay. Stared at that signed photo to finish.
things that never happened
Jennifer.
>David Bowie probably fricked minors but he's so based that no allegations surface even years after his death
>meanwhile Jimmy Savile got dogpiled right after he died
David Bowie is the sovereign for a reason
That's because Savile was always a weirdo but Bowie was the cool kind of weirdo.
>no allegations surface even years after his death
what are you talking about? His former groupie talked about how she and her friend had a threesome with Bowie when she was like 13.
she also said they both liked it.
I'd consider being deflowered by bowie an honour tbh.
What happens if you don't get David Bowie to sing in this? Like, was the film made for him in mind? Did they add songs after got casted?
>What happens if you don't get David Bowie to sing in this?
They would need to find another eccentric musician. I'm not really sure who the closest match would be.
Mick Jagger or Michael Jackson both would have been good.
>imagine all those close ups of MJ's bulge
Mouthwatering
I assume the costume would be different for whoever was playing him.
The Labrynth Multiverse! I'm creamin thinking about it
mick jagger would have been really good i think
>casted
esl
Piss in my mouth Jennifer. Greetings from Australia everyone.
Yup.
she was 16 you sick frick!
what age did she start smoking? do we know?
I'm writing a thesis about Jenna Ortega vs J-Conn and the effects of starlets who smoke cigarettes
Is this one of them cosmic jokes I've heard so much about?
What's the deal with David Bowie? Was he some kind of homosexual or a pre troony?
He was bi but veered mostly towards being straight. Had sex with a few underage groupies but apparently treated them well so there's never been an scandal or cancel bullshit.
He's the archetypal "metrosexual," IE, playing up his androgyny and "bisexualness" in order to get Women. For whatever reason, Women are actually attracted to gay/bi/flamboyant presenting Men, and some guys deliberately cultivate this image because they know that some Women find that hot.
He also used it for publicity purposes, playing it as shocking and counter culture in a time when being shocking and counter culture was hip and fresh. He often started and let rumors about him being bisexual float around for that reason. Many many years later he came out in interviews basically saying, "naw, it was all pretty much an act because that's what was popular at the time." He was actually a notorious Womanizer behind the scenes and probably had one of the largest body counts of any rockstars of that era. Meanwhile there are hardly any accounts of him sleeping with or even flirting with other Men. There are a few stories out there, but none of them are verified.
Anyways, do with that what you will. Also
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I never liked this movie. Something about all the puppets made me sick as a kid, especially the ones that take themselves apart.
Ngl, the fire gang puppets crossed some wires in my head as a child. I kept imagining the puppets actually dismembering JCon and playing with her head and bodyparts, rearranging them and whatever. Not killing her or violent or anything, just gave me the mental image of a pretty girl being rearranged and assembled and playing with her own head. Made my little pp hard. To this day living headless Women get me rock hard.
Why yes, I am a /d/eviant, how could you tell?