sorry, the "normal" number of sex partners for men and women is fricking puritan numbers. if you only have had 10 sex partners in your life, you fricking lost out holy shit
For both parties. There's nothing fulfilling about fricking someone you barely know and then never again. It's about as satisfying as jacking off, i.e. not very.
nah, it's alright. You're expecting too much out of it.
6 months ago
Anonymous
There's no such thing as a healthy promiscuous person. Promiscuity is a response to a chronic emptiness and a desperate, insatiable need to feel loved and wanted. It usually stems from either daddy issues (especially a neglectful father, for both men and women) or being molested/groomed as a child. Or, with this newest generation, developing hypersexuality from being exposed to too much porn during puberty. It's as objectively unhealthy as a drug or alcohol addiction.
6 months ago
Anonymous
are you trying proselytize on Cinemaphile?
6 months ago
Anonymous
>no argument, just deflecting
Concession accepted.
6 months ago
Anonymous
oh, so you are in authentic.
6 months ago
Anonymous
How am I inauthentic?
6 months ago
Anonymous
Thats a lot of cope.
6 months ago
Anonymous
You'd have a point if you were talking about people in their late 30's and 40's, but I sure hope you didn't have that worldview as a teenager. If you did, you were fricking lied too, lmao. Like those bitter dried up old women who try to convince younger women to follow in their footsteps. In both cases, it's just bitter people who missed out trying to feel better about themselves.
I'd probably just say, "Wow you're a shitty father for thinking of your flesh and blood like that, and my best friend Rex who just died saving your daughter, I'm going to slam your daughter like a ham so I won't be as mad"
Father's being honest that Eve will break his heart such as when she aborted their first kid and jumped on a new dick within a year of him being missing. Honestly, he was looking out for Mark more than Nolan did.
Mad? He's critically undervalued an asset and thinks you're doing him a favor at the same time. This fat idiot will probably pay for the entire wedding and buy his second-hand goods daughter a new house on top.
You just go on every day letting him be fat and stupid.
>Really? The entire reason I even walked out here is because I overheard your wife talking to her about some dude she met before you two dated and I didn't want to intrude on mother daughter talk about past lovers. Guess neither of us have broken new ground so to speak, huh?
Damn, I wasn't convinced but making his lips look gross and zooming in on them completely won me over and convinced me that everything he's saying is wrong and gross too! I better vote for AOC!
don't get involved with hussies, it's that simple.
Nothing wrong with what he's saying he's just saying it in a really shitty way.
I could never hold myself back, I'd have to give him a piece of my mind. Might accept a cigar while I'm at it though.
There is everything wrong with what he's saying. People that get hung up on virginity are so fricking pathetic.
>People that get hung up on virginity are so fricking pathetic.
You're either a woman or a beta.
no one is getting married anymore, anon
Yeah, because of dumb bawds ruining the market.
settle down, femcel
sorry, the "normal" number of sex partners for men and women is fricking puritan numbers. if you only have had 10 sex partners in your life, you fricking lost out holy shit
Lost out on what? Unsatisfying one-night-stands?
are they unsatisfying? for whom?
For both parties. There's nothing fulfilling about fricking someone you barely know and then never again. It's about as satisfying as jacking off, i.e. not very.
nah, it's alright. You're expecting too much out of it.
There's no such thing as a healthy promiscuous person. Promiscuity is a response to a chronic emptiness and a desperate, insatiable need to feel loved and wanted. It usually stems from either daddy issues (especially a neglectful father, for both men and women) or being molested/groomed as a child. Or, with this newest generation, developing hypersexuality from being exposed to too much porn during puberty. It's as objectively unhealthy as a drug or alcohol addiction.
are you trying proselytize on Cinemaphile?
>no argument, just deflecting
Concession accepted.
oh, so you are in authentic.
How am I inauthentic?
Thats a lot of cope.
You'd have a point if you were talking about people in their late 30's and 40's, but I sure hope you didn't have that worldview as a teenager. If you did, you were fricking lied too, lmao. Like those bitter dried up old women who try to convince younger women to follow in their footsteps. In both cases, it's just bitter people who missed out trying to feel better about themselves.
Holy shit, lmao, could you not find the hole or something?
I can smell you through my screen, you fricking sex pest.
it's bait
Calm down, roastoid.
I accept the cigar
I think as you get older, it's fricking moronic to expect the woman you'll end up marrying stay a virgin for you.
>getting married
that's your first mistake.
only if you marry women your age.
"Damn, I didn't pay attention to anything you just said, but thanks for the concern, or sorry about whatever happened."
I frick his wife.
''umm...Ok''
(People don't talk like this out loud)
I fricking hate you template-gays.
>Don't worry sir, I can assure you your daughter's pussy is as tight as a 14 year olds.
>'What?'
Boy they really slimmed him down in the cartoon
I'd probably just say, "Wow you're a shitty father for thinking of your flesh and blood like that, and my best friend Rex who just died saving your daughter, I'm going to slam your daughter like a ham so I won't be as mad"
Rex dies? Well that's not too shocking.
Yeah I hear ya
What a chad. Funny how Mark could have had any woman in the world and chose the one who aborted his kid.
Why would it matter if I sound mad or not?
>actually she can restore her hymen at the atomic level
Why would I be mad?
Hey fattie you are fat *flys you to the top of your roof and goes inside*
Father's being honest that Eve will break his heart such as when she aborted their first kid and jumped on a new dick within a year of him being missing. Honestly, he was looking out for Mark more than Nolan did.
"You let your daughter lose her virginity? You some kind of homosexual that respects women?"
Mad? He's critically undervalued an asset and thinks you're doing him a favor at the same time. This fat idiot will probably pay for the entire wedding and buy his second-hand goods daughter a new house on top.
You just go on every day letting him be fat and stupid.
Shake his hand
He's honestly not even that wrong considering what she ends up doing.
>Really? The entire reason I even walked out here is because I overheard your wife talking to her about some dude she met before you two dated and I didn't want to intrude on mother daughter talk about past lovers. Guess neither of us have broken new ground so to speak, huh?
Give him the ol' Viltrumite handshake
tell him he's based and that eve may be a roastoid but that's okay because i'm just gonna pump and dump her like dudes will for the rest of her life
Same reason why no one respects She-Hulk.
Damn, I wasn't convinced but making his lips look gross and zooming in on them completely won me over and convinced me that everything he's saying is wrong and gross too! I better vote for AOC!