Its unbelievable how many posts ive seen here seething about how she dreams about jack at the end. like you guys know how movies work right, you really want them to introduce a random side story about her family after a 3 hour movie? lmao
>Its unbelievable how many posts ive seen here seething about how she dreams about jack at the end.
Wrong. >a young Rose reunites with Jack at the Titanic's Grand Staircase, applauded by those who died that night.
She died and her soul was trapped on the ghost ship.
She doesnt even fricking think about Jack. The movie spells it out the daughter says something about how she never talks about it or anything. Of course she is going to think about him whem the whole point if the movie is them having her relive her experience.
It's pretty obvious they would've had a family together if he didn't die. Her moving on is just natural. If she didn't have any kids, people would've instead been making threads about why she didn't move on with her life.
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if she didn't have kids or marry anyone, the ending would actually make sense and be far more emotional
Kek same, but our teacher was reading the newspaper so she couldn't be bothered. It was in the last weeks of the last year of elementary school, that's probably why we could waste 3 classes on that.
Yes because men write better female characters. If a woman wrote it, Cal and Jack would be the same person and Rose would be a gold digging prostitute with 0 brains or personality.
I watched it once years after the hype and it was so forgettable that i dont remember the plot except for naked painting > iceberg > floating door > leo died, i don't even remember where i was and what age i was
I only watch this movie on April 14th, and start it at 7:33:30 PST so the sinking of the ship in the movie syncs up with the time of the actual sinking.
I don't think so, but it's been years. IIRC it's mostly stuff on the exterior of the ship, where there's a background that would've been easier to manipulate.
That’s like every woman tho even the arthouse goth doomers. Its just that I’m a very capable artist so im hoping we can do the French girl meme together
idk to me the idea of watching a romance movie with your gf is like peak cuckery. you guys are both self-inserting instead of going out and spending time together for real. it's weird to me
You are a fricking idiot. Watching a romance movie with your gf is incredibly common. How is it any different than going to the theatre to watch a romance movie?
>going out and spending time together for real
Are you going to go out and do whatever every hour of your life you are together? lol. At some point you are going to have to come home to sleep
You are a fricking idiot. Watching a romance movie with your gf is incredibly common. How is it any different than going to the theatre to watch a romance movie?
You guys both missed the point. The problem is that when you watch a romance movie with your wife, you are self inserting as the male falling in love with the pretty girl lead and your girlfriend is imagining herself dating Ryan Gosling or whoever. So in a sense you are both ""cheating"" on each other. Obviously you're not actually, but to me it's just weird enough.
I suppose the more I think about it that it's not all THAT weird. I wouldn't be opposed to watching stuff like My Fair Lady with my gf.
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Reality is self inserting as other people, thats how we learn to understand the world. You literally are an imitation of what you thought your parents were
What’s your favorite romance flick, Cinemaphile? Titanic is honestly a good love story but I always loved Benjamin Button. I liked that one scene where brad Pitt and cat blanchett were both the same age and living in that shoddy apartment and sleeping on the mattress on the ground.
Has to be La La Land for me. The third act hits like a ton of bricks, especially the part about Mia's and Seb's passion in their respective arts eventually overtaking their need for each other, only for them to realize that their dreams were not the careers they've enjoyed, but the life they wanted together at some point. Mia leaves, and Seb's the only one enjoying the music.
The hype around that movie bought me in, then the ending absolutely made no sense and I hated it. I did not see any buildup to their breakup. I didn't even bother rewatching it to understand why, which is a shame because I liked Goose and Emma Stone together in Crazy Stupid love. I thought its gonna be similar to this.
Bros, what if, they made a sub that was within a sub, like bro, listen to me here, like a larger sub exo-skeleton shield, then you have the gap between the exo & the sub filled with a light weight liquid... Broooo
Why dont they just make a big ass whirl pool. Like yeah where the water is spinning it will be wild but the center of a whirlpool is calm and there is no water so you can just go down there with no fear of being crushed.
Bro, hear me out now, build a 3 mile high glass wall, it might take a few 100 years, but build the wall around the titanic, pump that b***h dry. You can build a gift shop down there.
Wait why would it take 100 years? Just bring a big ass boat with a big ass crane carrying the glass wall and slowly lower it down. As long as its not completely submerged it shouldnt break.
After I was forced to watch the abomination known as Avatar 2, I realized that James Cameron was never good, and I refuse to watch his movies ever again.
all they had to do was enclose the watertight compartments instead of having them able to spill over. Shut down the 5 compartments that had a gash, then pump out the water as best you can. Order everyone to the back of the ship to distribute weight more evenly
I have never seen this movie. It's a garbage movie about a boat sinking with some stupid shit drama injected in to it to pad it out in to a movie. I wasn't in to pointless drama then and definately not now.
Because when it came out in theatres it was a party dropper. Take a girl to see it and she would put out. I was only in high school but I got my first(and sadly, only) blow job during this movie. My friends had similar experiences. As to why women reacted this way? Not sure, there’s been tons of sappy movies like this, but this one was uniquely good at getting guys action
between the midnight collision and about 1:10am people were throwing their lifejackets aside. Plenty of time to gather a dozen or two and construct a rudimentary raft out of something. Make one, go to the front when the water goes over, drift out safely and hang out next to one of the lifeboats a hundred yards away. Might even take a quick nap before the screaming starts
2 hours of the movie about the men’s lives & back story’s, 19yo crying not wanting to go, 1 hour of the movie in the tin can, just suddenly goes to credits >Directed by James Cameron
put yourself in his shoes, you're basically AOL Instant Messenger passing along peoples' shitposts, and that iceberg warning was yet another blinking tab on your toolbar
yeah but that is relying on another ship being in close enough range. im surprised people were willing to board ships like that back then. "unsinkable" or not.
Yeah well in most situations literally everything that could go wrong doesn't go wrong like it did for them >Radio equipment damaged so the radio people were behind on passenger messages, so the operator gets annoyed with the Californian warning about the iceberg >Lookouts didn't have their binoculars so they couldn't see the iceberg until it was already right in front of them >Basically trying to powerslide around an iceberg instead of leaving the main propeller on, which could have helped with turning enough to actually avoid the hit >Damage from iceberg opened up just enough compartments to the sea to cause it to go down >Barely any crewmen actually knew how to conduct an evacuation so a lot of life boats were either sent off under capacity or were never even jettisoned before the ship went under
It's amazing the browns have gotten so uppity since they lost Race War 1 (colonialism) so badly.
I guess now they have some of our stuff they think they have more of a chance lmao
It's alright. I was saying in another thread that I admired the effort put into recreating/sinking the ship along with the costumes. The plot itself was 'meh' but no one watched it for the plot except for women.
>17 year old posh girl loses her virginity to some poor burger >decades later she still has feelings for him, ignoring the fact that she eventually got married and had children
>have whirlwind romance over the few days they were at sea >draws you like one of his french girls and frick in some dude's old timey car >the whole time during the sinking of the ship he's looking out for you and your well-being >the first time you could have gotten on a life boat he's completely selfless about it and telling you to survive >you ignore that and jump back on the boat to be with him >your greek fiance demands someone pay his denbts and starts shooting >somehow survive all the way up to the stern going underwater >he finds a piece of the boat that's buoyant enough for just you >dies holding hands with you >"why does she still love him?"
>>He fricked me and was reasonably nice to me for a bit >"Why wouldn't she still love him after 60 years?"
Dude, it's like a rockstar that dies of an overdoes in their prime, of course they're going to be remembered fondly.
>have whirlwind romance over the few days they were at sea >draws you like one of his french girls and frick in some dude's old timey car >the whole time during the sinking of the ship he's looking out for you and your well-being >the first time you could have gotten on a life boat he's completely selfless about it and telling you to survive >you ignore that and jump back on the boat to be with him >your greek fiance demands someone pay his denbts and starts shooting >somehow survive all the way up to the stern going underwater >he finds a piece of the boat that's buoyant enough for just you >dies holding hands with you >"why does she still love him?"
>all of this happened in the course of 4 days
I’ve had one night stands longer than this
It's been proposed from the moment they found it. The logistical reason why it hasn't happened is because it's too brittle and would break apart (in fact it's looking worse for the ship each year)
The sentimental reason is that it's a gravesite for thousands of people.
Rose was the epitome of first world problems >I just want to be poor and a travelling artist it's not fair why do I have to be so wealthy and betrothed to a millionaire
He could swim. Essentially he was the perfect "foid" as femanons affectionately call us, unlike Cal who was merely an arranged husband by her uncaring mother who only gave a shit about being rich.
The plot in the present day is dumb >Bill Paxton wants some necklace with a huge-ass diamond on it >Finds Grandma Rose >She pretends to be unclear on the whereabouts of the necklace and just tells her granddaughter and the people listening about the most erotic moments of her life >She actually had the necklace the whole time but chose to just be poor because ? >Drops it into the ocean over the Titanic so Bill Paxton's money is completely wasted
My mom loved this movie and divorced my dad after a year of marriage, then she later got divorced by her second husband after a month. I think it'd quintessential kino for divorcees or women that tried to settle but we're unhappy. Mommy issues? What's that. Pft not me.
If the women and children first rule upsets you so much, you should just transition into a woman.
There were people on that ship richer than anyone here will ever be who still sacrificed themselves because it's the right thing to do. The purpose of men is that we can handle tasks women can't, and vice versa.
>Men should sacrifice their lives for women >and get nothing at all in return for this because sexism should only go one way
if you hate men so much then kys simp
>What you get in return is the knowledge that you helped someone more vulnerable than you by nature.
This is cute and all but this only made sense when women weren’t prostitutes. They b***h and cry and damn near bite for equal rights so that’s exactly what I will see them as when it’s me or them who needs to survive. Equal.
I did. Great story, great visuals. Brings a tear to my eye everytime. Last time I saw it on the big screen was when they re-released it in 3D. The engine room scenes were great. I think I still have my ticket stub for it dated April 14, 2009.
>Those in the lifeboats were horrified to hear the sound of what Lawrence Beesley called "every possible emotion of human fear, despair, agony, fierce resentment and blind anger mingled – I am certain of those – with notes of infinite surprise, as though each one were saying, 'How is it possible that this awful thing is happening to me? That I should be caught in this death trap?'" Jack Thayer compared it to the sound of "locusts on a summer night", while George Rheims, who jumped moments before Titanic sank, described it as "a dismal moaning sound which I won't ever forget; it came from those poor people who were floating around, calling for help. It was horrifying, mysterious, supernatural." >The noise of the people in the water screaming, yelling, and crying was a tremendous shock to the occupants of the lifeboats, many of whom had up to that moment believed that everyone had escaped before the ship sank. As Beesley later wrote, the cries "came as a thunderbolt, unexpected, inconceivable, incredible. No one in any of the boats standing off a few hundred yards away can have escaped the paralysing shock of knowing that so short a distance away a tragedy, unbelievable in its magnitude, was being enacted, which we, helpless, could in no way avert or diminish."
>One shouldn't focus on extracting screams and wailing because the cries of pain of so many millions of individuals together... becomes what you've just heard. A buzzing sound whose intensity will increase as we get ever closer to the presence of suffering
It's the kind of movies I'd watch when it's aired on tv and nothing else good that is also aired at the same time and it beats switching off the tv because it would be lonesome otherwise
They were in pitch darkness on a moonless night. The ship's electricity was maintained in order to send out distress signals via wireless but also because if was too fricking dark.
The actual people on the Titanic had an even worse time than movies show.
He's talking about wireless telegraph you moronic israelite Black person zoomer homosexual thunderc**t frick, they already had wireless transmissions, and it happened in 1912
>steal
That child was abandoned he was just looting a child opportunistically. I like to think he took care of the little runt as well he seemed an honorable man.
How do you think the "afterlife" shit worked? Did they all stand their for their perceived equivalent of 80 years? I think they all showed up in death order but it was sped up, first ones were instant, Rose was like a few hours
it was her dream that night, she didn't die. movie's way of showing she actually did have a razor sharp memory of his face right after the "now he only lives in my memory" line
the movie throws her memory at you the whole time, she only pretends to be dumb to appease Cal's intelligence >this ship is shorter than the Mauretania >The uhh uhh propellers >I remember what you said about the lifeboats Mr Andrews >Which key Rose?
>Having a good memory is the same as not being dumb >The way she acted at 17 or whatever means she had perfect recall at 190
That scene was there because James "Make the cat-aliens more frickable" Cameroon knew the movie needed a feel good moment to distract the audience from the misery and death. and it worked.
I rewatched it about a month ago on my gf (female's) Disney+ account. It's still kino, Cal is still based, but Rose is still right and Cinemaphile is still filtered. Incels lost.
Watched it twice this weekend. Kind of wish they'd shown more of Molly, but I guess it's tough to write around her being smart enough to be one of the first ones into the boats
I watched the whole movie for the first time finally. She made the right choice. Frick her homosexuals husband.
no shit, but good luck convincing the seething chuds lol
Its unbelievable how many posts ive seen here seething about how she dreams about jack at the end. like you guys know how movies work right, you really want them to introduce a random side story about her family after a 3 hour movie? lmao
>Its unbelievable how many posts ive seen here seething about how she dreams about jack at the end.
Wrong.
>a young Rose reunites with Jack at the Titanic's Grand Staircase, applauded by those who died that night.
She died and her soul was trapped on the ghost ship.
She doesnt even fricking think about Jack. The movie spells it out the daughter says something about how she never talks about it or anything. Of course she is going to think about him whem the whole point if the movie is them having her relive her experience.
Would you want to hear your mom talk about about the poorgay pretty boy she flicked her bean to every night? I wouldn't.
It's pretty obvious they would've had a family together if he didn't die. Her moving on is just natural. If she didn't have any kids, people would've instead been making threads about why she didn't move on with her life.
if she didn't have kids or marry anyone, the ending would actually make sense and be far more emotional
He should re-re-release a cut with Jack and Rose removed.
>guy jumps off the titanic before he even realizes it’s sinking
>watching in theater
>whole audience lets out an audible "OOOF"
>propeller didn't even move a bit
It wouldnt have, do you have any idea how heavy those are
>creates a dramatic love story on an ancient ship doomed to sink
>this is the scene people remember the most
>ancient
>that's GOTTA hurt
>he didnt fly so good
Did he make it?
What would you do to survive this situation?
Like my hero, Darth Maul
get wasted like the chef
Ironically saved his life.
I would imagine the helicopter spin after hitting the prop would provide additional body heat meaning i could simply swim to a life boat.
and the shattered leg would completely prevent you from treading water putting you at the complete mercy of your life jacket
>shattered leg
doesnt even hit his leg at worst you'd have a dislocated knee.
identify as trans and get in a life raft
Open your umbrella and gently float down
bump
Throw all the woman and children overboard since they'd be weak and easy to attack.
Why would you even jump here?
the number one death of a nameless character in movie history. Every theater everywhere people were oofing or laughing
>I SHOULDA FRICKED THAT b***h IN FIRST CLAAAASSSS
>wilhelm scream
We watched this in school when I was like 10 for some reason and the teacher had to run over and cover the boobs on the screen during that one part
Kek same, but our teacher was reading the newspaper so she couldn't be bothered. It was in the last weeks of the last year of elementary school, that's probably why we could waste 3 classes on that.
Yeah, boobs are off limits. Watching people screaming in agony and seeing a dead frozen infant is a-ok
The Making of is decent
No, because it has femoid fantasy/feminist themed romance plot.
Titanic is above all psyop and propaganda
The crazy thing is that it was entirely written by a male (James Cameron).
You know how you can run visualboyadvance on a PC but can't run PC things on a gba? yeah
Yes because men write better female characters. If a woman wrote it, Cal and Jack would be the same person and Rose would be a gold digging prostitute with 0 brains or personality.
shmaltzy Hallmark Channel crap.
I've never seen it
I watched it once years after the hype and it was so forgettable that i dont remember the plot except for naked painting > iceberg > floating door > leo died, i don't even remember where i was and what age i was
I have not seen this movie since its initial theatrical run, and even then I had to be dragged to theater.
yes, 2 days ago
Not sure why but this scene made me sad. I will never experience this
It doesn't matter even when you do.
Go on /wsg/ and look for dance threads.
Learn
to
dance
There is nothing like it.
Neither did they. It was a movie.
So it was CGI?
I can never watch this again after what happened to those poor souls on the sub
>I can never watch this again after what happened to those rich souls on the sub
ftfy
>a dead person can be rich
>tfw thinking about Avatar
Cameron only made this movie so he could get the funds and approval to actually dive and film the real titanic.
I'm 31 and have never seen Titanic, but if I get dubs I'll watch it
Lmao I was planning to watch it last night but didn't want to invest 3 hours
Saw it on VHS with my parents in the late '90s. Never really felt the desire to see it again, but maybe I will once they release it in 4K.
i would've jumped into the ocean around 1:10am and swam to one of the underfilled lifeboats. What are they gonna do, let me die?
Two guys actually did that irl. But generally it isn’t something a gentleman would do
better answer is cold shock and panic. Dont think youd last much longer than ten minutes in the water
get sloshed like the lying baker
I've never seen titanic and probably never will, romances make me want to hang myself. I'll never have a woman love me.
Neither did Cal.
I only watch this movie on April 14th, and start it at 7:33:30 PST so the sinking of the ship in the movie syncs up with the time of the actual sinking.
Reddit
Last time I saw it was the 3D release. It was every bit as surreal and comical as I expected.
>3D release
kek were rose's breasts in 3D?
I don't think so, but it's been years. IIRC it's mostly stuff on the exterior of the ship, where there's a background that would've been easier to manipulate.
Laaaaaame and probably gay
I've never seen it even once.
I actually watched Ghosts of the Abyss for the first time. It was docu-kino
I’ve been saving this movie for 15 years so when I finally get a gf she can be like
>omg anon you haven’t seen titanic we NEED to watch it!
awfully optimistic on your part
a girl like that is one you need to get rid of
That’s like every woman tho even the arthouse goth doomers. Its just that I’m a very capable artist so im hoping we can do the French girl meme together
idk to me the idea of watching a romance movie with your gf is like peak cuckery. you guys are both self-inserting instead of going out and spending time together for real. it's weird to me
Just like I couldn't understand how people got emotional at romance scenes until I actually had one I don't think you can understand man
You are a fricking idiot. Watching a romance movie with your gf is incredibly common. How is it any different than going to the theatre to watch a romance movie?
>going out and spending time together for real
Are you going to go out and do whatever every hour of your life you are together? lol. At some point you are going to have to come home to sleep
You guys both missed the point. The problem is that when you watch a romance movie with your wife, you are self inserting as the male falling in love with the pretty girl lead and your girlfriend is imagining herself dating Ryan Gosling or whoever. So in a sense you are both ""cheating"" on each other. Obviously you're not actually, but to me it's just weird enough.
I suppose the more I think about it that it's not all THAT weird. I wouldn't be opposed to watching stuff like My Fair Lady with my gf.
Reality is self inserting as other people, thats how we learn to understand the world. You literally are an imitation of what you thought your parents were
Drawing nude sessions together are really nice you can do it anon
you will literally never find a woman who hates titanic
Hell yeah I did
>Titanic.1997.UHD.2160p.Blu-ray.x265
>skips to 01:38:00
Yep, it's kino time.
Yeah and it’s amazing.
My 3 year old past self was a pleb for not liking it.
>Stockton Rush
You mean Captain Crunch?
I never saw it to begin with and never will.
I'm not a troony nor a homosexual.
Literal moron.
I’ve never even seen it once.
I watched it and I hate jack and rose pos's
I watched the real time sinking animation, at 1.5x speed
>I'm fudding myself stupid and bloody loving it.
Whats up with her big toe?
No need to rewatch it. I'm not a dumb frick zoomer jumping upon the bandwagon because of this sub shit.
>why yes, I am a contrarian homosexual. Why do you ask?
>rich people are le bad
>rose is le vampire feeding off the perished jack
commie shit, forced soul
The only forced thing here is the sex I have with your mother
I've never seen it still. Really dont' want to.
Why hasn't anyone shot HD footage of the wreck yet? Should be easy to send some remote control gadgets down and through the rooms
few rich homosexuals actually went there. any time now.
They did just do some 8k footage https://arstechnica.com/science/2022/09/new-8k-video-footage-showcases-titanic-shipwreck-in-stunning-detail/
>Ocean Gate
Where have I heard that name before
https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-65602182
I find this more useful than a simple video
no i didn't
paramount is sinking faster than the titanic btw
>There will be a day that we can discuss trek on Cinemaphile without an angry nutrek marketer throwing a tantrum about Trek and Morty
Justice
they could make a big comeback with a titanic remake of a gay interracial couple
Nah, once was enough.
The only part I've ever rewatched is the best part, which sometimes I watch over and over again
>rewatched
I've never watched it.
i didn't rewatch it (i know!)
Of course, I rewatch it every year around April. The entire second half is still spectacular
>plebs getting filtered by the first half
it's the best part to enjoy the art direction
It's the only good thing about it
What’s your favorite romance flick, Cinemaphile? Titanic is honestly a good love story but I always loved Benjamin Button. I liked that one scene where brad Pitt and cat blanchett were both the same age and living in that shoddy apartment and sleeping on the mattress on the ground.
Has to be La La Land for me. The third act hits like a ton of bricks, especially the part about Mia's and Seb's passion in their respective arts eventually overtaking their need for each other, only for them to realize that their dreams were not the careers they've enjoyed, but the life they wanted together at some point. Mia leaves, and Seb's the only one enjoying the music.
The hype around that movie bought me in, then the ending absolutely made no sense and I hated it. I did not see any buildup to their breakup. I didn't even bother rewatching it to understand why, which is a shame because I liked Goose and Emma Stone together in Crazy Stupid love. I thought its gonna be similar to this.
Never seen it, don't care to. I'm 35 before someone calls me a zoomie - it just looks boring.
*BOING*
>admit it, your mind went straight to it.
Bros, what if, they made a sub that was within a sub, like bro, listen to me here, like a larger sub exo-skeleton shield, then you have the gap between the exo & the sub filled with a light weight liquid... Broooo
Why dont they just make a big ass whirl pool. Like yeah where the water is spinning it will be wild but the center of a whirlpool is calm and there is no water so you can just go down there with no fear of being crushed.
Bro, hear me out now, build a 3 mile high glass wall, it might take a few 100 years, but build the wall around the titanic, pump that b***h dry. You can build a gift shop down there.
Wait why would it take 100 years? Just bring a big ass boat with a big ass crane carrying the glass wall and slowly lower it down. As long as its not completely submerged it shouldnt break.
After I was forced to watch the abomination known as Avatar 2, I realized that James Cameron was never good, and I refuse to watch his movies ever again.
all they had to do was enclose the watertight compartments instead of having them able to spill over. Shut down the 5 compartments that had a gash, then pump out the water as best you can. Order everyone to the back of the ship to distribute weight more evenly
>Shut down the 5 compartments that had a gash,
I'd shut down something with a gash in titanic
I have never seen this movie. It's a garbage movie about a boat sinking with some stupid shit drama injected in to it to pad it out in to a movie. I wasn't in to pointless drama then and definately not now.
Back in 98' you didn't get many options for breasts, this was in most VHS collections due to the fact it was a gift for mothers day
never saw it,never will
watch 'A Night to Remember' instead
Not yet, I'm too lazy to torrent. I'll just wait for it to drop in Netflix on july 1.
If I was on that ship with my kids, it wouldn't have went down like it did
>i-i've never watched it b-but it's trash!!!1!!
kys, all of you
also, check em
How did the terrible movie become so popular
Because when it came out in theatres it was a party dropper. Take a girl to see it and she would put out. I was only in high school but I got my first(and sadly, only) blow job during this movie. My friends had similar experiences. As to why women reacted this way? Not sure, there’s been tons of sappy movies like this, but this one was uniquely good at getting guys action
*panty dropper
>hey, what if I get some of those big king size mattresses from the first class cabins and float on those?
>nah, I'll just drown and freeze to death in the sea
brainlets
between the midnight collision and about 1:10am people were throwing their lifejackets aside. Plenty of time to gather a dozen or two and construct a rudimentary raft out of something. Make one, go to the front when the water goes over, drift out safely and hang out next to one of the lifeboats a hundred yards away. Might even take a quick nap before the screaming starts
mattresses dont float, right? it's just fabric, feathers and springs.
I don't think spring mattresses even existed yet. Mostly just heavy ass wood, cotton, etc. Definitely would've sunk.
why do you do this?
see
they're ads for a paramount film
same with the "i drank the vodka" spam
I wish this movie was a faithful retelling of what happened that night without the godawful and simple love story that Cameron shoved in it
is a night to remember any good? im interested because it looks like it focuses on the disaster and not the love story
one time I left the 2nd VHS rewound to exactly the naked part and my mom found it and she beat my ass
Same here, between Kate Winslets breasts are forever engraind
I've never seen this movie. I was 7 when it came out and my parents didn't let us go see it so I just never bothered since then.
It feels like this movie is more memorable for boys than girls.
Will he make the sequel?
>Titanic: The Titan
>The Titan, it was called, the sub of memes
>And it was, it really was
2 hours of the movie about the men’s lives & back story’s, 19yo crying not wanting to go, 1 hour of the movie in the tin can, just suddenly goes to credits
>Directed by James Cameron
$2 billion
>CGI Bill Paxton is one of the present day guys
Brief cameo after finding half the diamond on the sea bed, the Titan is hunting the other half.
Titan-ACK
Are you literally me?
>Are you literally me?
Yes, John. Do the fricking dishes.
Nope. I did rewatch The Abyss though.
I'm 39 and have never seen Titanic.
I've never even seen it once
GAME OVER MAN
IT'S OGRE MAN
HEY WHY DON'T YOU PUT THE GRANDMA IN CHARGE
THE WATER IS GETTING CLOSE MAN
GET SOME
GET SOME
GET SO-ACK
Daily reminder that the adult men who survived this fought and mostly died in WW1 which happened 2 years later.
Daily reminder that there was some woman who survived this sinking then survived the Britannic sinking 4 years later
>build a yuge ship
>only have a dozen lifeboats on board
what did bongs/potatoes mean by this?
Irish were all leprechauns in 1910’s it isn’t surprising they made the life boats for midgets
They had more than the requirement, they got kinda screwed because a ship in the area ignored their distress flares
>Emergency rockets? Don't care
>Not my problem
>poker
>business
>good
>Al
what did they mean by this
The guy using tap tap internet told their tap tap guy to frick off. World's first instant of talking too much shit on the internet
>tap tap internet
put yourself in his shoes, you're basically AOL Instant Messenger passing along peoples' shitposts, and that iceberg warning was yet another blinking tab on your toolbar
The very idea of having a big ship without enough life boats to support everyone indefinitely is whack as frick. Why are white people so stupid
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because there were enough life boats to ferry people to a rescue ship, which would have been the Californian if they didn't tell them to frick off
yeah but that is relying on another ship being in close enough range. im surprised people were willing to board ships like that back then. "unsinkable" or not.
Yeah well in most situations literally everything that could go wrong doesn't go wrong like it did for them
>Radio equipment damaged so the radio people were behind on passenger messages, so the operator gets annoyed with the Californian warning about the iceberg
>Lookouts didn't have their binoculars so they couldn't see the iceberg until it was already right in front of them
>Basically trying to powerslide around an iceberg instead of leaving the main propeller on, which could have helped with turning enough to actually avoid the hit
>Damage from iceberg opened up just enough compartments to the sea to cause it to go down
>Barely any crewmen actually knew how to conduct an evacuation so a lot of life boats were either sent off under capacity or were never even jettisoned before the ship went under
>Why are white people so stupid
Wasn't it also to save deck space or was that just a stupid movie addition?
>Why are white people so stupid
It's amazing the browns have gotten so uppity since they lost Race War 1 (colonialism) so badly.
I guess now they have some of our stuff they think they have more of a chance lmao
I saw it once when the VHS originally came out and that was enough. It's a dreadfully boring movie.
It's alright. I was saying in another thread that I admired the effort put into recreating/sinking the ship along with the costumes. The plot itself was 'meh' but no one watched it for the plot except for women.
Zoomers have no idea how much impact this had on millennial grills in the late 90s.
These chicks started drawing themselves nude and getting called into the principal's office for cheese pizza.
>no R101/Hindenburg kino
>17 year old posh girl loses her virginity to some poor burger
>decades later she still has feelings for him, ignoring the fact that she eventually got married and had children
>have whirlwind romance over the few days they were at sea
>draws you like one of his french girls and frick in some dude's old timey car
>the whole time during the sinking of the ship he's looking out for you and your well-being
>the first time you could have gotten on a life boat he's completely selfless about it and telling you to survive
>you ignore that and jump back on the boat to be with him
>your greek fiance demands someone pay his denbts and starts shooting
>somehow survive all the way up to the stern going underwater
>he finds a piece of the boat that's buoyant enough for just you
>dies holding hands with you
>"why does she still love him?"
You forgot the fact that he literally saved her from suicide
>your greek fiance demands someone pay his denbts and starts shooting
Why are the greeks like this? What causes this behavior?
>He fricked me and was reasonably nice to me for a bit
"Why wouldn't she still love him after 60 years?"
>>He fricked me and was reasonably nice to me for a bit
>"Why wouldn't she still love him after 60 years?"
Dude, it's like a rockstar that dies of an overdoes in their prime, of course they're going to be remembered fondly.
>all of this happened in the course of 4 days
I’ve had one night stands longer than this
The captain here had more integrity compared to that Italian luxury cruise liner 100 years later.
Oh shit I forgot about that. Costa something cruises? Yeah, that dude is a textbook definition of coward.
>Go back to your ship
>NO
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I have never actually watched more than 20 minutes of this movie
it gets pretty nonsensical. Jack and Rose purposely go lower in the ship then back up to the surface decks 3 times AFTER the berg was struck
Rose saves Jack from drowning, later they escape from Cal trying to kill them what's the third scenario?
why doesn't some eccentric billionaire just lift the Titanic out of the sea before it finishes dissolving?
It's been proposed from the moment they found it. The logistical reason why it hasn't happened is because it's too brittle and would break apart (in fact it's looking worse for the ship each year)
The sentimental reason is that it's a gravesite for thousands of people.
>it's a gravesite
there's no bodies left anyway
Rose was the epitome of first world problems
>I just want to be poor and a travelling artist it's not fair why do I have to be so wealthy and betrothed to a millionaire
I accidentally downloaded some torrent with some really dumb comedy recorded on top of it
The jack and rose romance is part of the movie
Why didn't he just find another plank to float in?
Why didn't they take turns?
Ok Bruce
>Back to you, frickers!
The planks were probably all taken anon. They mention at the end that the boat that came back only recovered six people still alive
he should've taken the death officer's jacket and floating wood when that guy died
He died anon, that wood didn’t help at all…
Only the open matte version ;^)
I've never seen it. The only thing I know about it is Leo painted some b***h naked and couldn't swim.
He could swim. Essentially he was the perfect "foid" as femanons affectionately call us, unlike Cal who was merely an arranged husband by her uncaring mother who only gave a shit about being rich.
moid* I mean, it's a term foids use, goddamn internet slang
Anyways he's arguably the least morally corrupt character in the movie
Cal is yeah
>ywn have sweaty sex on a cruise ship with a virgin
>re
I never watched it the first time. Is it actually good? I thought it was a 3-hour chick flick
It's pretty good. There are chick-flick elements but outside of the two main characters it's pretty accurate as a biographical film.
The last hour is really good destruction/shit-hits-the-fan kino. Is it worth the preceding two hours of filler? Meh
The plot in the present day is dumb
>Bill Paxton wants some necklace with a huge-ass diamond on it
>Finds Grandma Rose
>She pretends to be unclear on the whereabouts of the necklace and just tells her granddaughter and the people listening about the most erotic moments of her life
>She actually had the necklace the whole time but chose to just be poor because ?
>Drops it into the ocean over the Titanic so Bill Paxton's money is completely wasted
>So that old lady, she was just a liar?
>And a bit of a prostitute, if you ask me.
It is boring.
I never even watched this, all of the movie has been spoiled and forced references on a shit ton of media that I dont even need to see it
Rose came off as extremely unlikable this whole movie.
Even if she had unlikeable aspects, how was her mother who essentially abandoner her in the end, and the possessive Cal any better?
ChatGPT agrees with you.
It changes the answer if you put Rose Dawson instead
Can you screenshot it? All I got was an error message saying the service is unavailable.
My mom loved this movie and divorced my dad after a year of marriage, then she later got divorced by her second husband after a month. I think it'd quintessential kino for divorcees or women that tried to settle but we're unhappy. Mommy issues? What's that. Pft not me.
your mom must be easy
Have you checked your male privilege yet today?
If the women and children first rule upsets you so much, you should just transition into a woman.
There were people on that ship richer than anyone here will ever be who still sacrificed themselves because it's the right thing to do. The purpose of men is that we can handle tasks women can't, and vice versa.
>Men should sacrifice their lives for women
>and get nothing at all in return for this because sexism should only go one way
if you hate men so much then kys simp
What you get in return is the knowledge that you helped someone more vulnerable than you by nature.
Me not being selfish doesn't mean I hate men.
The game is you're protecting the wifes and children of the men who also make the sacrifice.
Modern day girlbosses can drown.
>What you get in return is the knowledge that you helped someone more vulnerable than you by nature.
This is cute and all but this only made sense when women weren’t prostitutes. They b***h and cry and damn near bite for equal rights so that’s exactly what I will see them as when it’s me or them who needs to survive. Equal.
I watched the Plinkett review instead. I didn't feel like watching a 3-hour movie.
why would you do this to yourself? better to have skipped it altogether
Can someone honestly explain why Jack couldnt also get on that piece of wood?
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Yeah israelitetube is not a website im willing to go to.
Tough shit, anon.
I love that he did all this research to basically tell everyone on the internet to shut up and frick off about Jack living
James Cameron doesn't do anything half-assed
I did. Great story, great visuals. Brings a tear to my eye everytime. Last time I saw it on the big screen was when they re-released it in 3D. The engine room scenes were great. I think I still have my ticket stub for it dated April 14, 2009.
A DVD would crush under all that pressure. They would simply play it off a flash drive
His dad sounds like a massive homosexual
This. Shrek is unironically one of the best animated films out there.
You really didn't need to use "unironically".
Ironically enough though, i really did.
Argh! I mean April 14, 2012.
>hating on Shrek
That Dad is a fricking homosexual.
How is saying you have to be high to truly enjoy Shrek “hating on Shrek”?
Do you think that old and dusty ass Rose was getting wet as she described Jack fricking her in the back of a car 100 years ago
>rewatch the movie
>submersible is more high tech than the Oceangate one
>2020s tech getting mogged by 90s tech
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>Those in the lifeboats were horrified to hear the sound of what Lawrence Beesley called "every possible emotion of human fear, despair, agony, fierce resentment and blind anger mingled – I am certain of those – with notes of infinite surprise, as though each one were saying, 'How is it possible that this awful thing is happening to me? That I should be caught in this death trap?'" Jack Thayer compared it to the sound of "locusts on a summer night", while George Rheims, who jumped moments before Titanic sank, described it as "a dismal moaning sound which I won't ever forget; it came from those poor people who were floating around, calling for help. It was horrifying, mysterious, supernatural."
>The noise of the people in the water screaming, yelling, and crying was a tremendous shock to the occupants of the lifeboats, many of whom had up to that moment believed that everyone had escaped before the ship sank. As Beesley later wrote, the cries "came as a thunderbolt, unexpected, inconceivable, incredible. No one in any of the boats standing off a few hundred yards away can have escaped the paralysing shock of knowing that so short a distance away a tragedy, unbelievable in its magnitude, was being enacted, which we, helpless, could in no way avert or diminish."
>One shouldn't focus on extracting screams and wailing because the cries of pain of so many millions of individuals together... becomes what you've just heard. A buzzing sound whose intensity will increase as we get ever closer to the presence of suffering
The lifeboats were also meant to come back to the ship to fill up the rest of the boats but they just bailed
It's the kind of movies I'd watch when it's aired on tv and nothing else good that is also aired at the same time and it beats switching off the tv because it would be lonesome otherwise
Never even saw it once. Someone told me the boat sinks, saved me 5 bucks and a couple hours.
>ship going down
>crewman stayed in the ship to keep the lights on
were they stupid? why would you do that
So the passengers can easily see where to go
They were in pitch darkness on a moonless night. The ship's electricity was maintained in order to send out distress signals via wireless but also because if was too fricking dark.
The actual people on the Titanic had an even worse time than movies show.
>wireless
this happened in the 1800s moron they didn't have broadband yet
He's talking about wireless telegraph you moronic israelite Black person zoomer homosexual thunderc**t frick, they already had wireless transmissions, and it happened in 1912
Why where there random gunshot noises in that part after the lights went out?
Because the Titanic had guns on board for security and survivors reported that people started shooting as the situation got out of control
>skip all the r*mance scenes and start the movie at the iceberg impact
But the romance scenes make me happy to see people die
Damn right I did
Lo volviste a ver, anon. Solo admítelo.
Off course we all watched it anon its from 1997, it would be hard to avoid for 26 fricking years
>Cal is the villain for being the only person with a survival instinct strong enough to steal a child
>steal
That child was abandoned he was just looting a child opportunistically. I like to think he took care of the little runt as well he seemed an honorable man.
What do you mean with ‘took care’ of her, anon?
By God He was leaving that ship with a poor wife
How do you think the "afterlife" shit worked? Did they all stand their for their perceived equivalent of 80 years? I think they all showed up in death order but it was sped up, first ones were instant, Rose was like a few hours
They were all in Purgatory and had to clap for Jack and Rose to move on.
>Rose's oneitis was so bad everyone she met on that ship was trapped between life and death until she kicked it
It's her own personal Heaven.
>I have the undivided attention of hundreds of people for all eternity and they approve who I'm fricking.
Yeah woman heaven allright.
Now the real question is, how long until she gets tired of Jack and finds a different ghost to screw around with?
"Oh hey Jack. I remember you being taller"
"Yeah well I remember you being a lot younger, didn't you live to be like 110? That's like 4x older than my limit"
it was her dream that night, she didn't die. movie's way of showing she actually did have a razor sharp memory of his face right after the "now he only lives in my memory" line
>this geriatric wrinklebag had a photographic memory of events 84 years ago
the movie throws her memory at you the whole time, she only pretends to be dumb to appease Cal's intelligence
>this ship is shorter than the Mauretania
>The uhh uhh propellers
>I remember what you said about the lifeboats Mr Andrews
>Which key Rose?
>Having a good memory is the same as not being dumb
>The way she acted at 17 or whatever means she had perfect recall at 190
That scene was there because James "Make the cat-aliens more frickable" Cameroon knew the movie needed a feel good moment to distract the audience from the misery and death. and it worked.
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lmao what he says about her
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Nah I already rewatched it 2 years ago.
which is like 2 months ago in 30 year old time.
enjoy that shit zoomers
>we have to stay on the boat as long as possible
no, you should've been ripping a bath tub out and lining it with life jackets
Titanic is a better story if you view Rose as an unreliable narrator.
A woman? Lying? Preposterous
>”he put a pistol in his mouth after the stock market crash”
>she’s the one who did it
>Nooo not my stonks!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cede_and_Company
Thanks for the redpill, guy in other thread
REMEMBER WATHCING THIS AS A KID AN NOT UNDERSTANDING WHY THERE IS AN OLD LADY AND IF THIS WAS A STORY.
This is unironically the best lesbian love story ever told
I rewatched it about a month ago on my gf (female's) Disney+ account. It's still kino, Cal is still based, but Rose is still right and Cinemaphile is still filtered. Incels lost.
>the Italian guy taking the bloody lifejacket off his dead mick friend just to get squashed by the funnel 30 seconds later
>Italians will literally die stealing shit
based Cameron
I tried watching it for the first time ever and I fell asleep after she saves him from the handcuffs
Film just got boring then
I WATCHED IT BEFORE IT WAS COOL.
But really, i have seen this in its entirety at least 10 times in the past 25 years. Its a popular movie in my family. It is absolutely a 10/10 movie.
Watched it twice this weekend. Kind of wish they'd shown more of Molly, but I guess it's tough to write around her being smart enough to be one of the first ones into the boats
I watched it once with a girl I wanted to bang, but never did.
I hate this movie. for not getting me laid.
>he didn't make it count
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