You see him in front of you what do you do?

You see him in front of you what do you do?

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  1. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Are you implying anyone would have sex with this hideous creature?

  2. 4 months ago
    El Barto

    "is that legit makeup"

  3. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ROCK N ROLL MCDONALD'S

  4. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    wait, did I miss a CGI version of this hideous dog? I remember him in puppet form and 2d animation from the Klasky Csupo films. Is there another incarnation?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      They just brought Sundae back as merch fodder for their newest celebrity collab. New McNugget buddies too

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Oh they brought Sundae back? I know a child groomer who'd be really excited to hear that!

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        >there's a lil mcnugget in everyone
        don't talk about my mcnuggets

  5. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask him for a big mac meal on the house

  6. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    My god I forgot how much he looks like a furry version of Vey Hek from Warframe

  7. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    he looks like he fricks white women

  8. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    What the hell is that thing?

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ronald McDonald's dog, Sundae

  9. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Call in the bigger guns because you need a militia to conquer a beast such as that

  10. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    the The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald movies were kino and I'm tired of pretending they were not

    • 4 months ago
      Anonymous

      What was her name, again?

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        birdie

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure it was Chica.

      • 4 months ago
        Anonymous

        Birdie, the early bird

  11. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    hamburglar takes your burgers
    grimace takes your milkshakes
    birdie takes your mcdonalds brakefast because early bird gets the worm thats why they don't serve brakefast later in the day because birdie came and took whats left

  12. 4 months ago
    Anonymous

    Is this thing animated? Where can I bear witness to our god Sundae?

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