>You see, I couldn't sweat at the time

>You see, I couldn't sweat at the time

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Stuff like this made me stop caring about politics entirely.

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Just how low is his opinion of the average person that he figured they would buy his cringingly obvious lies?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The UK has one of the most docile and servile populations in the developed world, so their authority figures don't give a shit about just contemptuously making up utterly transparent bullshit like the Andrew sweating thing and shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcCZjDoWTQ because they know they won't face any reprisals.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did this blithering moron become PM?

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          it's all an act. He's highly educated.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Why put up such an act as a PM candidate? Do Bongs have a soft spot for morons?

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              It was his act from the start. Also, he wasn't voted for initially.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            Some of it's an act. He really does have the sense of entitlement and priveledge.
            He bleeds just like us though.

            • 3 months ago
              Anonymous

              perhaps, but he doesn't sweat

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >The UK has one of the most docile and servile populations in the developed world
        I agree but burgers are the most since they're willing to put up with so little workplace rights and even unions being banned. For all their faults I would say French are the least.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        How did this blithering moron become PM?

        boris is based though

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      The UK has one of the most docile and servile populations in the developed world, so their authority figures don't give a shit about just contemptuously making up utterly transparent bullshit like the Andrew sweating thing and shit like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLcCZjDoWTQ because they know they won't face any reprisals.

      Australia has entered the chat.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >there's video and photographic evidence of me repeatedly hanging out with a known pedo trafficker and his harem of teenage hookers
    >but i literally can't sweat so checkmate

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      No no, he can sweat now, and before, but not at that specific time.

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    you know back in the day the rabble would just kill the aristocrats every once in a while. this is why we should not be progressive. if anything we should go back a couple hundred years.

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's unironically true. He didn't make it up. He was wrongfully lambasted for this.

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    He has 72 teddy bears on his bed that are arranged in a particular order. If the teddies aren't placed back in that order, then he goes mental.

    Probably to remind him of all his girls.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He has 72 teddy bears on his bed
      wait is this true? this is a far worse crime than going to Epstein's island

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NtpUTs3IqlQ

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          frick, i really thought you were joking. What a fricking freak.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          what
          the
          frick

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          being royalty seems so fricking amazing

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe he isn't a real person, like some form of synthetic life form maybe. Just needs a system update of sorts.

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Fake

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NtpUTs3IqlQ

      LITERALLY ME
      The only reason I don't have the laminated photo is because I don't leave them out.
      I'd do this with my prized possessions.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/NtpUTs3IqlQ

      Those maids must dream of rage quitting and pissing and shitting all over his teddy bear harem

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        They probably get a shit load of money, I'd do it tbh

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He has 72 teddy bears on his bed
      Is Prince Andrew secretly Muslim?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you see, he doesnt have any pillows

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a pepe and if it's not in the right spot I go nutz

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >that are arranged in a particular order
      thats just autism

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That part might be autism, but being a 60 year old royal with 72 teddy bears on your bed is downright gay and weird

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >My ex wife's breasts are broken.

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    One simply couldnt have due to not being able to sweat, one cant sweat medically impossible you see due to ptsd ergo I physically cant sweat.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Sweating is for plebs

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fancy a pizza express lads

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    this sniveling subhuman got to smash prime dicky, lives in a palace and has never had to even think about working a second of his lifel, gets caught being a pedo and gets away with it

    i wage every day, pay my taxes, dont break laws and live an existence comparable to a caged animal

    before i die, i will drag at least a few elites with me

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      you will do no such thing, you will satisfy yourself by thinking about it and slither back into your wagie cage

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >why did you stay at a pedophile's house
    >it was a convenient place to stay
    This isn't real

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      He wasnt a pedo!

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Actually he went over to tell Epstein that he didn't want to be friends anymore because he was too honourable to do it over the phone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Yes, I went back to the island to personally inform the underage girls I would no longer be requiring their massage services. I felt it would be rude to do it via text message.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        maybe im crazy but that sounds like something a royal should do

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nah

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          >It's become obvious to me that I must immediately distance myself from you and can no longer associate with you due to your heinous sex crimes, and the best format for communicating this to you is to visit you for a weekend piss-up.

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            >one last romp for old times' sake

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        he was a good friend

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    it's incredible the left had to agree with him because all their favorites were implicated too

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