>You see this watch? see this watch? This watch costs more than your car.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>You see this watch?
>You see this watch? see this watch? This watch costs more than your car.
How do you respond without sounding mad?
Of course it does, i don't have a car you dumb frick.
I can't I don't want to get shot
>cool watch
don't. shoot. me. Alec. Hillary is a good lady.
Please, sir, just put down the loaded weapon. I will comply with your demands.
Wow, you're pretty stupid if you paid so much for israeliteelry
>Can it give you a ride?
I haven't got a car
I really checked and asked around and still wasn’t able to find out who the frick asked
>This is your bank. We’re calling about your 30-day negative account balance. Your account is being shut down, the debt is being turned over to collections, you will receive a negative consumer credit agency report and a negative Chexsystems report making you unable to open another bank account
How do I respond without sounding mad?
Id sign up for TD bank, simple as
>How do I respond without sounding mad?
Tell them they're only doing that to you because you're a black, muslim trans woman.
Use your birth certificate's bond to pay off the debt, stupid
My cuff links costs more than your house
Genuinely say "It's a beautiful watch"
Sir, your grand slam coupon is expired.
That's nice. How much will your earrings cost?
"Sounds like you got ripped off"
Too bad you won't be able to tell the time after I break it...your face, that is.
>not using the botched translation
I wouldn't say a single word to him.
I would listen to what he had to say, and that's what no-one did.
I wouldn't say anything, i would let him point a loaded revolver at me on the site of a western were filming, him ultimately discharging that gun and killing me, and thats what no one did
>There's a circle of hell waiting for greedy people like you, it is not too late for redemption.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
"that doesn't make you a good person. you're still going to hell no matter how much gold you have."
What car? What watch? I'm blind. Who's talking? Where am I? What are you doing to me and why? How did I get here? Is this AA again?
*shrug*
Q: ok Bond, put that down, that’s a dangerous weapon
>Oh sorry, can you repeat that? I wasn't paying attention
>I was saying that this watch…
>Yeah, what about it?
>Hang on a sec, someone's calling me. Gotta go
Lurch across the table and violently sodomize him
>WHOS THE homosexual NOW
A - Always
B - Blast
C - Cinematographers
>that reminds me,
>what's the time?
>I got to return some video tapes
Frick you homosexual
Show him my Omega collection.
I'd rather have one Rolex than 200 omegas.
I'd rather have one Casio than 200 Rolexs.
>omega beta
Well my car's electric.
>wow, what a homosexual
>which car?
What's a watch?
how do people wear watches?
whenever I tried to wear one as a kid I couldnt stop focusing on the sensation of it touching my skin and it would be extremely uncomfortable and distracting
You might have autism (so do I)
>"You must be very proud."
"The man makes the watch, the watch doesn't make the man Alec."
Nice! What about your purse?
What does it do?
Why?
The answer to all of these
>stare flatly
>don’t respond
>no matter what they do to Command your attention you do not react or acknowledge them
>go out
>do better than them
>seek them out when you’re their superior and give them a little wordless reminder of the time they thought they could intimidate you.
>do better than them
still working on this part
Who the frick wears a watch anymore
>without sounding mad
I said it calmly
I pull out my phone, start recording a video and shout at the top of my lungs "THIS GUY JUST SAID GAS THE israeliteS THIS GUY JUST SAID GAS THE israeliteS SAY IT AGAIN FOR THE CAMERA UOU ANTISEMITIC FRICK SAY IT AGAIN!"
A comeback for any situation
>”how much?”
>whip out the calculator function on my Casio
>calculate how much he paid in sales tax on that one piece of israeliteelry
Nothing pisses of rich people like taxes.
Yeah bringing up taxes on it would be the most intelligent "gotcha" here. He'd have no option but to change the subject.
Nice, do they have that in men's?
>stand up on table
>pull pants down
>squat down over his head
>spray a long stream of shitty diarrhea onto his face
>grab his tie to wipe
Clean yourself up b***h.
I have a larger penis than you.
>pull out my fake Speedmaster, which I unironically have (but admittedly do not usually carry around)
>You see this watch? I bought it from some chinks for $100, yet 99% of people don't know the difference and think it's as good as if not better than your watch
No one thinks that
impressive, very nice
but check these
The anon can only get singles!
>pull my pants down
>pull out some toilet paper
>wipe my dry ass with it
>hope there is some shit on it
>throw it in his face
Clean yourself up b***h.
check these dubs, sirs
Grab his arm, yank the 50 year old man's wrist, hard, damage the watch, probably wrench it out of the socket, watch him wail in his suave suit, leave before the cops show up.
I'm taller than you. You're only what 6'0? Haha that sucks bro
Does it suck your dick for you? No? It just tells time? You got ripped off.
>How do you respond without sounding mad?
I drive a $1300 Honda Civic