>You should've aimed for the head
I felt chills run down my spine the first time I heard this.
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>You should've aimed for the head
>You should've aimed for the head
I felt chills run down my spine the first time I heard this.
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I turned around 360 degrees and walked out of the theatres
if you turn 360 degrees youd be walking towards the theater moron
Thats the joke. You had to know what an Xbox 360 was to get that.
if you walk far enough in any direction you will exit the theater moron.
turned around 69 degrees to walk towards thanos wiener. sorry I am trans
Heehee
I made the soi face :O
The only way to save the MCU is to recon back to this moment, which is what they foreshadowed throughout the Thor arc and Dr Strange time shite. As it was, they fricked the job and now we have a clusterfrick crapsack world nobody enjoys.
This, those were the timelines were they frick up
>there's 14 million timelines and in none of them does Thor go for the head
hm
better yet, in all 14 million strange had looked ahead to the 14 million and yet still not in any of them did he TELL Thor to go for the head, even though he can just teleport to him
In every one that Thor goes for the head, Thanos reflexively snaps his fingers and deletes existence because he's dead when he does it.
Is this actually stated in the movie/surrounding media or did you make that up? That would be somewhat interesting if true.
If something like this doesn't happen in Redditpool that wipes everything after Endgame then Marvel are absolutely fricked 100% more so than they already are with the MCU.
The X-Men is all they have that people still care about. Of course they're gonna bring them into the MCU.
>OOOOOOOOOF RIGHT IN MY INFINITY STONES
>Where are the stones?
>Gone, reduced to atoms.
Weren't they already atoms? I thought everything was atoms.
REDUCED to atoms, you feckless b***h hole homosexual piece of shit motherfricking aids juice box dumb ass
when I hard that I said "Black person" and whole movie theatre rose up and clapped
I felt a chill deep in my bones, and a tingle straight through my spine.
I was the guy sitting behind you that night. I apologize for spilling my blue ICEE down your shirt.
Cringellennials clapped cheered and cried for this movie. Never let them forget.
I clapped cheeks when this movie was over. I've had sex, unlike you!!!!!
Why are shartoids so obsessed with millenials? Not that I care about stupid generation wars but you might want to look at your own for a bit before throwing shade.
btw your board is colonized by unfunny trooncorders and namegays, you don't even have the cultural superiority over the 'cuck anymore.
How is Gen z only 97-03 when the other three are 15 years?
Technology has made economic and cultural changes happen faster. But yeah, Millenials going back to 1981 is bullshit, at most I'd say 1986.
That was the duration of the study to create idiocracy tier "people"
That entire statistic is girls that are basically straight claiming to be bi for woke points. Homosexuality is the exact same for white male zoomers as other generations
I disagree on it being the entire one, there's definitely a ton of people indoctrinated by TikTok/mainstream media in the zoomer generation, who got brainwashed into believing they're a gay. But I agree that large amount of the percentage is probably just women pretending. They should've asked people how often they have sex with the same gender.
this + """non-binary""" which is the easiest LGBTQIA+ shit to adopt because it doesn't even mean anything, you can just continue living your life the same as you normally do except when somebody calls you "he" or "she" you go "ummmm actually I'm non-binary so my pronouns are they/them"
People who don't create can only destroy. Zoomers have never created anything even though the oldest zoomers are like 28 now.
>zoomers dont worship mcu slop
lmao
LMAO
nice headcanon b***hBlack person
lmao
Zoomers were the ones that started meming it as being shit with "well that just happened." Tiktok memes are what made the MCU lose appeal to normies. Zoomers hate capeshit and love anime
All that happened is the movies stopped being good. Nothing else mattered.
Skibidi cob cob cob yes yes
>YOU BROKE MY VIBRANIUM SEXTOY REEEEEEEEE
This made marvelgays piss themselves while performing cartwheels and screaming "yass queen"
Wanda has always been a menhera hanging on by a thread in the comics too, so it's just Disney staying true to the source material
>A fricking grapefruit
I don’t what was do significant about this line?
Always aim for the head.
>does nothing but watch as a badly-wounded Thanos slowly raises his hand and snaps half of all life away
I know MCU Thor is a literal moron, but it was still fricking stupid.
Thor didn't knew about Thanos' plan or that it required to snap his fingers. Only the ones who where at Titan (Stark, Quill, Strange, Nebula) knew. He didn't understood what he was seeing
Thor who has lived thousands of years on asgard doesn't know how the infinity gauntlet works?
That whole sub-plot in Age of Ultron was pointless. MCU writers are dumbasses.
>That whole sub-plot in Age of Ultron was pointless
That was Disney brushing Joss Whedon's stuff under the carpet after he got cancelled
What subplot? The endcredits scene?
Thor learning about the infinite stones.
??? He knew about them, and said someone was playing a game with us. It's a reference to Thanos sending Loki to sow chaos in New York and to shift the stones out of hiding while he buys time searching for the other stones.
They had to include this because the infinity gauntlet was an easter egg in Thor 1 before they had any plans to adapt Infinity War
I think it doesn't matter when Thanos got the gauntlet made. And it re-introduces the gauntlet. Maybe it was a proof of concept model.
>doesn't know how the infinity gauntlet works?
The Infinity Stones themselves were an obscure myth. In multiple movies the people only admit they existed until they see one. The Gauntlet was itself was hidden in Odin's vault
And it turned out ot be fake
How would he know, when Thanos commissioned the gauntlet from the space dwarves in secret?
Gamora told him.
Wrong. Gamora explained it to the Guardians and Thor earlier in the movie. She even mentioned him snapping life away.
MCU Asgardians are not real gods, so moot point.
I would have said Asgardians but I forgot how to spell it.
My only guess is he didn't expect Thanos to snap so unceremoniously, and he thought he was dead.
>Thor didn't knew about Thanos' plan or that it required to snap his fingers.
Then why did he scream "NO!" as Thanos did it?
Dumb ass b***h, he knew SOMETHING bad was gonna happen, no matter what
In the comics him snapping his fingers was just him showing how insignificant the massive destruction he was causing felt to him. It wasn’t the fricking way to activate the glove
kek
I wondered about this. The snap seems stupid.
Gods generally let things happen because they know they can endure it, and the actions are tolerated because they are forms of communication. Even if you're going to die, the way you die is important and worth it given the way you died and the statement it made.
>be thor
>thousands of years old
>clearly knows the gauntlet is asgardian tech because its in his dads fricking vault therefore knows its purpose built to be wielded by him
>best he could come up with why he should weild it was muh lightning
This shit pissed me off so much
Thor never was much for browsing vaults
Movies are written for the vantage point of who they predict will watch it.
>You should have aimed for the balls
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/hMHUwjrp7EM
Remember that Thanos only won because everyone acted like a moron
>Tony didn't called Steve for help because he's a resentful homosexual
>Loki attempted to kill Thanos (when he already had the Power Stone) instead running the frick away with the Tesseract
>Strange could have just hidden the Time Stone and leave with his portals
>both Steve and Wanda refused to kill Vision until it was too late
>Thor
Somehow Bruce didn't turn Hulk until Loki said "We have a Hulk."
you forgot
>Chris Pratt saves Thanos when he's on the verge of being defeated
Pretty sure Strange orchestrated that one after his "muh 14 million futures" but yeah
I like how they sacrificed sensible character decisions for dramatic tension to avoid continuity errors by having Strange explain some of the plan for the fight.
Quill being a massive moron at least is consistent writing, the others have 0 excuses
It would have been better if they acted like a team but had split objectives or fell into some traps. I think they were trying to make the audience feel helpless to mind rape them.
Tons of teenage boys killed themselves when spiderman died.
>>Tony didn't called Steve for help because he's a resentful homosexual
And then the manlet has the nerve to call Steve a liar and blame him for what happened.
The more you look at Endgame, the more you realize it's a garbage movie
It just suffers from a lot of writing in reverse. They had the ending in mind, and they had all the feminism shit in mind, so they needed a way to get there.
could have just hidden the Time Stone and leave with his portals
but muh 14 million possibilities!
Why didn't Thanos just raped the Avengers?
Post guys who would have beaten Thanos
>already has a gauntlet ready in 2015
>waits 3 years to make a move for no reason at all
Was Thanos autistic?
He made his move when Asgard was destroyed.
That doesn't explain anything
Odin and Asgard's army was probably the only thing that could stop Thanos.
They couldn't even stop Hela and Thanos is supposed to be scared of them?
Thor isn't supposed to beat Hela. He's supposed to forge his own kingdom with the people of Asgard. In trying to beat her, he unlocked new powers and a lesson in wisdom, the embrace of prophecies and apocalypses. Loki goes through a similar learning experience in his D+ show with learning to hide in Apocalypses, how they're essential to stories.
Might be some subliminal programming to accept world events, eh?
>Might be some subliminal programming to accept world events, eh?
You mean cucking your own nation and accepting inmigrants? Because that's what the end of Ragnarok was about
Yeah well that's the visible part of the iceberg.
And the rest is...?
World events are following biblical prophecy which people thinks leads toward a doomsday event. People will embrace collapse if they think the doomsday is a good thing. For people that are not biblethumpers, they have a replacement religion in MCU (science-fiction, a subsect of Science) where the same ideology is programmed.
>. For people that are not biblethumpers, they have a replacement religion in MCU
Not anymore since both capeshit and the mcu are one step away of dying
The vaxx has already been distributed, pal. It can be used as a different purpose now.
>Earth has 3 and at one point 4 of the fricking stones.
>It's under the protection of a guy that just needs a nap every once in awhile and is basically a galactic Vito Corleone.
>His estranged daughter takes out his operation immediately after willing himself to die.
>Thanos shows up after all of this while the Asgardians are on the backfoot.
Actually I think he probably took the power stone to begin assembling them when Odin died.
How was Thor supposed to know Thanos (an alien)'s central nervous system was in his head/neck?
It’s weird how phase 4/5 is just a bunch of shit happening and that out of all the sloppa only Loki and fricking any man matter to the plot
WHO IN THE FRICK WATCH THAT CRAP?
JUST IMAGINE THE moron.
Why was the old MCU considered artistic triumph while Transformers was considered low brow trash?
Transformers is military propaganda with less emphasis on the actual transformers.
MCU is just heroes only replaced by female heroes.
So you're saying MCU is female propaganda instead of military propaganda?
More or less yes. If I say what it really is, people will shit and piss themselves.