>You spilled beer on me so I'm gonna destroy your livelyhood

>You spilled beer on me so I'm gonna destroy your livelyhood

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  1. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    yep

  2. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Dad dying? I sleep
    >Truck driver being an butthole? REAL SHIT

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Dad sacrifices himself to save the family dog.

  3. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    geez, for a man of steel he sure has some weak nerves

  4. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    ah the good old superhero gets into a bar fight. god i hate capeshit

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      name three more examples (Wolverine doesn't count)

  5. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Shouldn't have been rude to the waitress gay

  6. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >silent but badass character gets provoked into confrontation by highschool-tier bullies
    worst trope of all time

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Name 8 other films

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        several mike scenes in bcs

        • 3 months ago
          Anonymous

          That’s not a fricking film

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it's not 8 examples either, so what? i don't care about your arbitrary requirements, tropes aren't exclusive to film

          • 3 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was shot on film

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        con air

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >try to tough guy push superman
      >he doesn't even flinch and it's *you* who get pushed back
      >still try to fight the guy

      Name 8 other films

      this gay ass trope bugged me the most in Reacher, mostly because it happens like a dozen times

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >watch 7 of your buddies get annihilated by someone without landing a single meaningful blow.
        >still try to fight him

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Pajeets love this shit

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        Man the bully in India must be insane.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        All males under the (mental) age of 16 love this shit, stop being obsessed with identity politics

  7. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Its covered by his insurance

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      i hate how moronic liberals use this argument. insurance goes up because they consider you more accident prone.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        That's not an "accident" in any way whatsoever.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      a friend of mine once used this "argument" after being into a parked vehicle and speeding off, i wanted to spit in his face

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        >being
        backing

  8. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    What should Superman done here
    Rip the trucker in half like a smudged photocopy? Simply fly away weeping silently at the cruelty of man?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Heat vision one of his tires to give him a bad night instead of a terrible few months.

  9. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Bad people like that don't deserve a livelihood. Superman understood that because he had a perfect moral compass.

  10. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >schilinger shows up
    >yeah this happened and we covered it
    >we are farmers, dum de dum dum dum dum dum

  11. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Some moron spilled beer on me at a baseball game. I wanted to murder him but he couldn't even stand up straight. I just let it slide. I'm glad I did but even now I have dreams where I beat him to death and his gf cries.

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      That was me. I regret nothing. I knew you were too much of a pussy to do anything

  12. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    And now the intelligence community has him on their radars.

  13. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Sometimes i intentionally spill beer at other people during concerts/in the cinema or whatever because i know i'll get away with it, and if it pisses you off i know YOU'RE in the wrong since who the frick gives that much of a shit just because you got some beer on you. Thinking of murdering someone over just that? fricking pussy moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Sometimes i intentionally spill beer at other people during concerts/in the cinema or whatever because i know i'll get away with it, and if it pisses you off i know YOU'RE in the wrong since who the frick gives that much of a shit just because you got some beer on you. Thinking of murdering someone over just that? fricking pussy moron

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Gonna be hilarious when someone hits you for it

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Why lie on the internet?

  14. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    he got off easy if you ask me

  15. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >fricked around, found out

  16. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    Even if he was human, are you really going to start a fight with a waiter that looks like this?

    • 3 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just stick a desert knife in his eye.

      • 3 months ago
        Anonymous

        *Dessert knoife

  17. 3 months ago
    Anonymous

    >nu-channers defending bullying

    YAWN. We get it. You're totally cool unique individuals who don't play by societies standards. You're special and you do the opposite of what everyone thinks is right.

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