>no poverty >doesn't say how >zero hunger >doesn't say food is free >affordable and clean energy >not FREE energy >Strong Institutions >a judge's gavel, not a voter's ballot or the workers united
When they lay it out like that, Sustainable Development Goals is just pinning a smiley face mask over capitalism. It's a way to make pliant consumers. >frick me, now I'm sympathizing with commies
>stick the one with the best merchandise sales and longest milkable lifespan >with rey, the character directly responsible for assassinating the OT crew, and to a smaller, albeit huge extent, the franchise itself
At least it will spawn 100s of hours of youtube content to put on the background.
>We haven’t seen a trans Jedi yet
The Acolyte should be out in 6 or 7 months. There's some popular trannie on youtube who was in it. I forget the name. MTF. Don't know if character is a Jedi though. The (female) showrunner's wife plays a green Jedi chick from the comics/books.
I feel kinda bad for her. If she had born a little bit earlier she could have easily become and ethnic sex symbol like Halle Berry or Kelly Hu and made a an iconic career with that. Now she is stuck with industry that only gives mediocre girlboss roles to hot girls like her.
Why are fake news and rumours like these discussed so much? Are you motherfrickers gullible little b***hes and will b***h and moan about literally anything? Star Wars is dead, why even bother wasting your time like this?
...yes?
I know you think "leftism" are the good guys and can't possibly be behind corporate structures, but that is how it is. Congratulations in realizing you're a useful idiot.
Taika Waititi's movie got canceled, Patty Jenkins' movie got canceled, J. D. Dillard's movie got canceled, Kevin Feige's movie got canceled, Rangers of the New Republic got canceled, Donald Glover Lando show/movie got canceled, this will get canceled too.
Chuds won, yidsney lost.
Why can't we get a Jabba movie about him taking care of "Jabba Business"? Minimal English, mostly aliens, no rebels, no empire, just space gangsters doing gangster shit.
I don’t know why Disney doesn’t just sell. They know the brand isn’t financially viable anymore. Even if this movie comes out it will make like 600 million which is not enough to sustain a franchise. The merchandise sells are declining precipitously. It’s over and they know it. It only exists to pad out their streaming service now.
Cool thing about grogu is you can use form for any 950 years of continuity and he has no actor this will age faster than him. Why didn’t they set it up this way from the get go
>the last ditch effort is to reboot with a hated character and a toy
I will forgive Rey if the make Daisy Ridley dress into something scantily clad.
They had their chance when she was 22 and they blew it.
Wow two characters everyone is sick of great idea
will be here to swim in the schadenfreude
>let’s make another one
>and learn from none of the mistakes
>no poverty
>doesn't say how
>zero hunger
>doesn't say food is free
>affordable and clean energy
>not FREE energy
>Strong Institutions
>a judge's gavel, not a voter's ballot or the workers united
When they lay it out like that, Sustainable Development Goals is just pinning a smiley face mask over capitalism. It's a way to make pliant consumers.
>frick me, now I'm sympathizing with commies
>stick the one with the best merchandise sales and longest milkable lifespan
>with rey, the character directly responsible for assassinating the OT crew, and to a smaller, albeit huge extent, the franchise itself
At least it will spawn 100s of hours of youtube content to put on the background.
>that devil hs picture of sith rey choking out yeed
>The plan:
>Put a chick in it and make her gay
How about if she's gay....AND black?
We haven’t seen a trans Jedi yet, so let’s do that. And make her Arab
>And make her Arab
and gay and lame
They're trans so that's already implied.
I believe in the latest update trans people are straight and gay people are transphobic deniers of who they really are
>We haven’t seen a trans Jedi yet
The Acolyte should be out in 6 or 7 months. There's some popular trannie on youtube who was in it. I forget the name. MTF. Don't know if character is a Jedi though. The (female) showrunner's wife plays a green Jedi chick from the comics/books.
Ella can save Star Wars
Did she just do that?
She killed another studio with her freakin’ mind?!
This is Ella's board.
>Did she just do that?
>She killed another studio with her freakin’ mind?!
underrated
isn't this the b***h from that foreskin game that bombed
I feel kinda bad for her. If she had born a little bit earlier she could have easily become and ethnic sex symbol like Halle Berry or Kelly Hu and made a an iconic career with that. Now she is stuck with industry that only gives mediocre girlboss roles to hot girls like her.
Give her Storm.
Combine these two and I will watch your movie.
>It's claimed that Star Wars is viewed internally at Disney as damaged
How could it possibly be viewed as otherwise?
Unless Grogu in full Mando armor takes out Rey in his introductory scene, and the rest of the trilogy is his alone, I don't see this succeeding.
Bring Darth Talon in there and we're golden.
I think Ray is really cute, would be hot if lil Yoda gave her the shotas press and used the force to increase her sensitivity.
>Damaged Disney franchise
>Let's make a Rey and Grogu movie
>Franchise continues to be damaged
>Bob Iger has plans!!!
Everyone rejoice!! The weatherman has plans!!!
Why are fake news and rumours like these discussed so much? Are you motherfrickers gullible little b***hes and will b***h and moan about literally anything? Star Wars is dead, why even bother wasting your time like this?
Because planted, distracting news stories like these get shilled.
When you think you know everything but know nothing.
>Too Kool 4 Skool to shit on Woke Wars
It's funny. And made even funnier by your seething.
Suck it.
if they make rey a lesbian with a hot chick i think it would work.
>grogu
HIS NAME IS YEED YOU FAKE ASS FANS
It's Baby Yoda not Yeed, idiot moron moron dumbass.
cope
the frick is foda?
>Rey Palpatine
>not a young and handsome Jedi Skywalker
Frick Disney and Kathleen Kennedy.
There's only one legacy character that can save Star Wars, and that's Snaggletooth.
Strange way to spell Therm Scissorpunch
I would watch a Snaggletooth and Therm Scissorpunch buddy comedy. Snaggletooth's bigger evil twin Blue Snaggletooth is the villain.
SNAGGLEPUNCHED!
No human characters unless they wear helmets, 100% subtitled.
If they made a story about Gryph and Zayne’s wacky adventures I might watch it
Disney is a failed, dead brand associated with leftism.
>multibillionaire corporate juggernaut is actually leftist
Yes. Leftism is israeli led anti-white racism.
Jews run hollywood, you're a couple decades behind there, kid
...yes?
I know you think "leftism" are the good guys and can't possibly be behind corporate structures, but that is how it is. Congratulations in realizing you're a useful idiot.
Just kidding, you'll never realize it.
Wow, I suppose the Weyland Yutani corporation from Alien was leftist too for having a multiracial cast on board the Nostromo.
>puts a psychotic android on board a ship so they can study the effects of an unknown biological entity and its effect on the crew
tracks
ESL moment
this pic is meant for
btw
Taika Waititi's movie got canceled, Patty Jenkins' movie got canceled, J. D. Dillard's movie got canceled, Kevin Feige's movie got canceled, Rangers of the New Republic got canceled, Donald Glover Lando show/movie got canceled, this will get canceled too.
Chuds won, yidsney lost.
Why can't we get a Jabba movie about him taking care of "Jabba Business"? Minimal English, mostly aliens, no rebels, no empire, just space gangsters doing gangster shit.
Holy frick. Would watch!
Get ready to mourn, because we were supposed to get it but it was cancelled.
https://variety.com/2023/film/news/guillermo-del-toro-jabba-the-hutt-movie-star-wars-axed-1235749092/
Was it an autobiography?
I don’t know why Disney doesn’t just sell. They know the brand isn’t financially viable anymore. Even if this movie comes out it will make like 600 million which is not enough to sustain a franchise. The merchandise sells are declining precipitously. It’s over and they know it. It only exists to pad out their streaming service now.
If true, the stupidity and arrogance is almost impressive.
Rey is all the Jedi now! Pizza party, pizza party!
Feminism finally made you chuds irrelevant, but you still have to buy tickets and toys.
I'm just one of that. (The firearms, it's illegal in my country, in the US I'd own one of every type). Am I not a true Cinemaphileer?
>rule34 on Grogu fricking Rey
The morons that couldn't get the formula right are going to fix it? No, they're going to double down again because they can't imagine being wrong.
Disney's creative team.
I will never consume anything Star Wars no matter what.
>shit I made up: the article
>"reboot"
the only way this works is if it's a sequel to return of the Jedi that ignores the sequel trilogy, not if it acts as an episode X of sorts
>it's not damaged, you conspiratorial incels!
>it's damaged, chuds, so go see the new one please!
As out of touch as making The Marvels movie. Who the frick is the intended audience?
Everyone.
I can't stand to look at IRL Daisy anymore after weeks of Dall-Rey
Only if Rey sacrifices herself for a young black Jedi chosen one that brings balance to the force
>let's put a new beloved character with our most hated character and the incarnation of why our last trilogy failed
>it will work
Delusional witch
>implying the article isn't made-up horseshit
You dorks believe anything.
>damaged
The same way as an emergency-ejected air pilot whose parachute failed to open is "damaged"
>Attempt to repair Star Wars
>Bring Rey back
what
So Rey's gonna ruin Baby Yeet too, huh?
Cool thing about grogu is you can use form for any 950 years of continuity and he has no actor this will age faster than him. Why didn’t they set it up this way from the get go